<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
Good enough for government work.
Will my slippers stop trying to chew off my feet?
You could try banging them against the wall a couple times.
Why do I spend so much time telling hoodlovers on 4chan's /f/ to die in a fire?
>>302
Because you take it up the butt too rarely lately. =(
What does the future of 4chan's /b/ hold?
>>304
Yes. Maybe not at 4chan, but it has become legendary among certain people.
Even if 2ch would be forced to close down, people would remember and sing it's praise for a long while afterwards.
It's slightly like that for /b/, only more /b/tarded and not as famous globally.
What's a hood-lover and is it ghetto/robin related?
>>305
It's a /b/quality /f/ meme that needs to die in a fire.
What's hotter, a guy making out with a clone of himself, or a guy making out with the one he was named after, after going back in time to catch him at the same age as the time-traveller?
The latter, but only if they both have an androgynous name and the predecessor is female.
How many faggots should I gun down today?
At least five, dykes are bonus points.
What's the worst tv show ever?
One is enough. You know who.
What is that weird blob Grandpa's been having at the back of his head lately?
>>308-309
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!
Why are my favourite Japanese drama series never fansubbed?
>>311
Because it's a deliberate conspiracy to spite you you.
They're watching you... You don't have much time left anymore... You can run but you can't hide.
Since when did fans really mean fanatics, as it used to in the past? Crazy fangirls/boys truly being insane shudder
>>312 It happened around the first time that we saw streaming episodes of Maid in Akihabara... and there was Mako. Something snapped within us, and to quote a great sage, Nothing could ever be the same.
What the hell is that groundhog doing under my car??!!
>>314
Burrowing. It's gonna jump out and slash you liek ninja at a good moment, and then steal your vespene gas.
Why should we always look on the bright side of life?
Because we wear our sunglasses at night.
Can love bloom on a battlefield?
No, that would impossible, since love is a battlefield, and something cannot bloom on itself.
What will be the site for the next world war?
I have been told that outer space that is near Earth will be where the next war takes place. Long range missiles will be used primarily.
Has anybody actually put a screen door on a submarine and survive?
Well yes, when they had to evacuate a screen door factory in Mrdslovsk back in 1959 with just one of those newfangled Soviet nuclear sub. The exercise was somewhat pointless.
How come gay magic seems to have gone off the radar once more?
By gay magic.
Why does posting my social security number on 4chan's /b/ filter to a series of x's interrupted by dashes?
>>320
It doesn't. Sucks to be you.
Where do tanpopos go when they die?
They advance into the future along with the other three time travelers, where they will have to decide whether to continue with their journey.
Can you help it (popotan)?
No, that would violate the Prime Directive.
Why does Wikipedia have a Quantum Mechanics article in "Simple English"?
Because some amateurs want to attempt to use Quantum Mechanics without learning other things to handle it safely.
Why do overseas countries continue to buy junk bonds from the USA?
Because the USA touches our collective tralala (mmm, our ding-ding-dong) in return.
How could this thread ever be bumped off the front page?
It has to get to 1000 posts.
If he shot the sheriff, why didn't he shoot the deputy?
He ran out of bullets and he ran away, because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
When did one's favourite anime getting licensed become a curse rather than a blessing?
When more people than just the ones living in continents the animes were licensed in started downloading too. Tiny fansub group in e.g. USA, ceasing to sub a very non-mainstream series due to licensing in USA = bad news for eurofag fans. And since a significant majority of the anime-downloaders today are pubertal teens who think they are entitled to get anything they desire for free.
How can I become less bitter?
Get laid regularly. It'll mellow you out bigtime.
Did Habitrail ever actually deliver the panda bear hamsters it advertized so many years ago?
No, but the breed is available at many pet stores near you.
What's the best book for learning to program in php?
The online manual. If you know anything about programming at all, it'll be really easy.
Or should he just get a CS degree?
He'd have to travel to South Korea for that, and wait until their SC program gets a sister degree. So, no.
What is the cancer that is killing DQN?
That one poster who keeps trying to push "gay magic" as if it were funny enough to catch on.
What is the acne that keeps DQN from getting laid?
The guy who isn't into the whole thing.
What is the follicle infection that hurts DQN whenever it sits down?
Gay magic-itis of the pubula.
How come one of you seems to hate Gay Magic? It's funny after all!
Because they too don't get laid often enough.
What'll Grandpa's next birthday be like?
( ・-・) He won't live to see it.
( ・-・) Why doesn't anybody like me?
Because you need a dent in your face too.
How long will my new piggy bank survive until it has to stop for hammer time again?
Until noon tomorrow.
What happened with the happytastic mittens? Where did that go?
Why?
Why life exists? Rei got bored.
How many angry bananas does it take to raze the Colosseum ?
Forty-two.
Will Junior ever find true love?
Twenty-four.
Why are you staring at me?
Because we can't quite understand how you managed to answer the wrong question even though there's a 1-hour margin...
So, will Junior ever find true love?
Twenty-four.
I have a satellite dish and hundreds of channels to choose from, so why is there still nothing on TV?
Because you continue to give answers that are far below the standards of quality set forth by the Elitist Superstructure.
How can we further prevent Junior from finding true love?
Twenty-four
Who wears mittens anyway?
People who live in the cold.
Why have gloves replaced mittens as ideal cold weather gear?
Because silly hu-mans enjoy having having the entire surface of their hands covered by their gear, including in between their fingers.
How can we incinerate the 24-guy's brain the easiest?
By Scanning.
Since so many vintage horror movies are being remade, when can we hope for a decent version of "Scanners"?
There is none because so many remakes fail to recapture the greatness of the original.
Will there ever be a videogame based movie that is great?
Not for as long as Uwe Boll walks this earth. Likely not even after he's daid and buried... assuming he can be killed by conventional weapons.
I need a weapon to kill me a fascist. What would you suggest?
The Petition to make Whiny Congressmen play Violent Video Games. Works a charm.
When will World of Starcraft come out?
October 1993.
Is September ever going to end?
I don't know, but wake me up when it does.
Zzz ... zzz... zzz ... snort?
mhm, quite.
How many different colors of towels will I need for my grand scarf project?
27
Who will get to see the final result of your scarf project?
None, he will hang himself with an off-white towel when he goes insane trying to complete his grand scarf project with towels.
Why does David Blaine hate America?
Gay Magic!
So, do you still play Starcraft?
Who doesn't?
No, really, who doesn't still play Starcraft?
Fools. We will get them. Oh yes, we will... MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA
When will Duke Nukem Forever finally be made? (;_; )
It's being made since 10 years.
WHAT IS YOUR FUNCTION IN LIFE?
To ask you why I need a function.
Why do I need to have a function in life?
Because the efficiency gestapo will have you terminated otherwise.
Is there any form of singing superior to a capella?
Overtone singing. But that's it.
Where can I get a free army of intelligent-enough-but-not-too-clever minions?
4chan.
Is it me or is it getting hotter?
It's you. Dayum, you sure are hot.
Where can I obtain e-books of the Harry Dresden series?
At the e-library. It's down the e-street at the e-plaza. Be careful not to get e-mugged.
The show aired for almost 40 years so far, but the question remains unanswered? Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Take the A train.
How much is a ticket?
A piece of string.
Is it bad if my one purpose in life is to explode, of course?
TERRORIST! REPORTED!
should we raise the alert level to a slightly-off lavender?
I'd be more inclined to declare it a more mauvey shade of pinky-russet.
Is there any problem with leaving my bike rack on my car for the next two seasons?
shouldn't be
i'm hungry, where should i go for food?
Rei's.
How do I develop telepathic powers?
You must construct additional pylons.
How do we get Rei's to serve us?
You have to spawn more overlords.
What would be on the menu?
zergrush kekeke served with mashed terran on the side
if a+b=c and c=u what is the value of t?
I don't know, but C*U=P.
So, have you stopped beating your wife?
Yes. After giving her two black eyes, I think she understands my point of view now.
If Korea eat cat and China eat dog, what does Mongolia eat?
Russians.
If time is a cube, why does it only have four sides?
Because a cube has four sides.
Why did I press the release emergency mittens button?
Because you're the kind of flaming moron who thinks a cube has four sides.
Why is >>380 such a flaming moron?
because she's hot and stupid
Does italians write in italics?
because she's hot and stupid
Does italians write in italics?
because she's hot and stupid
Who wants some fucking cookies?
I'd rather have weed brownies.
What's the first concern of a rev-olution yeah yeah?
You gotta burn with the fever of a retribution yeah yeah.
I'm selling the illusion, creating your confusion, but who is the creator?
Why, me of course.
How old is the panda meme in the insult threads, exactly?
Too old.
How do we kill that panda meme?
Firebombs. Lots of firebombs.
Why is she such a slut?
Because you fucking fanboys want her that way.
Isn't it sad Sacchin? ;_;
Because she's your mom.
Is that the oldest meme ever?
No, "hello my future girlfriend" is older.
Is this loli?
No, this is Patrick.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I mean, seriously.
Any sea dweller that wishes to have a well-protected home with minimal allergic reactions would live in a pineapple under the sea.
What is the greatest beer in the world?
>>396
Not Heineken, to state the obvious. Shitty beers like that one should be illegal to sell.
Where did that panda meme originate from?
A panda.
Bacon?
Push butan.
Looks peachy, doesn't it?
Tastes peachy too, as peaches are wont to do.
Why can't I stop obsessing about David Tennant in drag? I'm not gay, damnit, nor am I into shemales.