<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
They need to listen to Ann Coulter more.
Is Ann Coulter really a man?
Signs point to yes.
Why don't Magic 8 balls ever tell me anything useful?
Because your 8-balls are not made in Bolivia.
Would magic balls solve >>103's problems better?
Ask again later.
How about now?
You've got some real onions in your bag to have the nerve to ask that!
"lol" 50 times just isn't funny, is it?
No, it isnt. :(
Whats the best thing to do with a stolen ipod?
Keep it. The person who you got it from is probably an hero now, anyway.
Now...what's the best thing to do with stolen secrets from the PRC government?
Tear them up and make a tasty casserole out of them. The PRC has many secrets, too many to miss a handful. Your theft may cause the starvation of a hard-working official's family however.
How come standing exactly still is so hard?
あなたは食べないから
食べますか。
>>110
you accidently went to the wrong board and site, you should go to the food board on 2ch
why did i go to the trouble of translating that?
Because you're DQN.
Has anyone seen my iPod? Have you, >>107?
I am >>107 and theft is property. My Property. MINE.
Are you a happy miser?
Well, you're definately not a Malice Mizer...
Why is DESU DESU DESU?
Yes, I stopped posting for the last few days, sorry.
What is a "reach-around"?
The Reach Around is a rather common type of african monkey, characterised by the way the monkeys gain their wings.
Will anything special happen on September the 5000th 1993?
DQN gets shut down for good.
Are you all sorry you asked?
No, but I will repent, out of fear of damnation.
Buddha is coming for dinner tomorrow, what should I use as a garnish?
lamb roast
who killed my internet?
Your alter ego, Suomynona.
Why does everyone look at me weird when I wear a tinfoil hat?
Because it makes your face melt and most people would realize that their face was melting.
Why is >>121 still alive?
He's a zombie. You need to cut off his head, or crack open his brain-pan.
Speaking of which, what pole weapon is better for Zombiegeddon, a halberd or a bardiche? There's only 15 more shopping days to go!
I'd go with the lance, myself. It's much, how do you say, pointier.
How should I enjoy >>123's brahnz, when the silly harman hambag m!zzahz marh zambag manbagz? Barhah!
Stop playing urban dead
Why do people play shitty browser games?
Because the people who make shitty browser games that people play usually can't afford to turn them off.
Is the pope Catholic?
No.
Does a bear shit in the woods?
only if it makes a sound
what's day is today if yesterday was tomorrow?
Monday the 4983rd of September 1993
What is a panda?
I'll show you later.
What is a USB cable?
Most definatly not a panda.
Who is the creator of the internet?
御鉄風様だ。
御鉄風様が全能で親切なあ御ネットの御神様だ。
今日はあなたは御鉄風様に願ってしまったか。
私は全然気遣わないことを好む鉄の方法を避けることを好む。 これをまた愛することを学ぶ。
愛することを学んだら堂ですか
御鉄風様はあなたをとても全部知っているのか
Because I can't understand you, that's why.
What's with the vipper invasion?
DQN is the cool place to just totally relax and do whatever.
Do you want to be a VIPSTAR, too?
No, I want to be an Oscar Meyer weiner.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
About twice as many as pinheads can dance on the head of an angel, according to the Ramones.
What's the best practice for carding wool?
Ask it for a photo ID in a nonchalant manner, explaining you have to check with everyone.
What is the best blade to use for decapitating infidels?
A plastic cafeteria knife
Speekka day english?
Too much dreaming and screaming killed earth
what happens when you mix tea and soda water?
You get Cillit Bang.
What the hell is up with Prolog?
It's the past. The Past is Prolog.
Have you ever been preluded out?
I was once epilogued out. Strangest thing so far.
How does a camel fit through a pinhole?
A little snug, but that's the current fashion.
What can I do with a 60' long needle?
Hide it in the world's largest haystack.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he naked or homeless?
The turtle is dead, due to the fact that the spinal cord is part of the shell.
What percentage of people who play Mario Bros games call the Koopas turtles?
No.
What is opposite day like in Soviet Russia?
In Soviet Russia, It is never not always opposite day.
When did these Soviet Russia Jokes Start anyways?
Blame Yakov Smirnoff.
America! What a country, yes?
Ja, ja, ist sehr gllücklich.
What percentage of people who play Dig Dug games call the Pookas "the orange monsters"?
No one plays Dig Dug.
Why did pong take off like it did?
Because it rhymes with"Dong." And people are pervs like that.
If I invent an incredibly simple videogame, name it something that rhymes with a reproductive organ, or some slang thereof, will I get rich?
Well, only if your game about how to open locks without the proper key is really well made, or takes off like mad in the Japanese market.
How close are we to gay magic world domination?
Nope, I dont fall, I trip and I roll.
Drug references anyone?
Drop it like it's got 300 mics.
What is the DQN cure for cancer?
The sun is excited.
What happens if the sun orgasms?
It is not a fascination, so much as a preoccupation.
Also, cocks.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Disambiguation. When you ask "do you have the time?" when pointing to your crotch it has another meaning.
Will it be hotter or colder tomorrow?
Does it matter? Not like you're going outside.
Oranges?
Yellows.
Is Anarchistic Dadaism the wave of the future?
Fuck oranges.
Why am I so hostile?
Because you're an internet tough guy.
Why do I feel compelled to insult everybody on the internet?
You've had too many "insult the poster above us" threads. Try the "molest the poster above us" thread for a relaxing and/or inspiring change.
Is there a Dadaism that wasn't Anarchistic?
Yes, Totalitarian Dadaism.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Because asteroids would have to be called something else.
Why am I spending time posting in this thread instead of working?
You're watching nature videos on Youtube, so it's no prob.
Can I order something to eat?
It is only good to be THE king, not just king.
Who wants to go get some fast food?
Sure, i own a fast food restaurant so i can give it to you for free.
So, may i take your order?
Nachos with cheese.
I don't suppose >>177 just came here out of the Rei thread?
Perhaps, but don't count on actually receiving anything from your order.
Do you really want fries with that?
Yes, you bitch. I want my vegetables!
Why is San Fransisco so fabulous?
Two reasons. 1. Cable Cars are awesome. 2. Rice-a-Roni.
What's for dinner?
For the architecture, the bagels and of course the splendid gay magic.
Why is New Hampshire so fabulous?
Why, to take in a matinée, have a nice dinner in Little Italy, and then catch another show tonight!
But seriously, it's monday, and the theaters are dark! You'll need to stay overnight, and get to the half-price ticket trailer early before the lines start!
What's the last show that you saw on Broadway?
Well, to quote Groucho Marx, "If you don't know where your head is at, put your hat on your neck."
Can you really get wisdom anywhere you can find it?
Depends if the balls touch.
Why are you so depressed?
Because pandas are nearly extinct.
What's the best music to have sex to?
Speedcore at about 210BPM.
Why does my head hurt after listening to that?
You need a padded headboard, or you should be on top for a change.
How will you celebrate May Day, Brother Worker?
I flayed the skin from off a capitalist exploiter's flesh and turned it into a rather snazzy set of book covers, which sell for quite a nice markup in Japan.
Where could I buy an elephant-leg trash can?
Same place you sell Capitalist-skinned book covers. You'll find they are sold from vending machines, like everything else.
I dream of one day of being assassinated in a dramatic moment that captures the nation's attention. How important do I have to be before it is considered an assassination rather than just a murder?
If you are a pop idol, or were 6 years ago or less, you'd be the headline on evey major newspaper.
How many movies bashed by the NY times aren't big hits?
About fifty seven, ish.
How come DQN doesn't get spammed like General and Games do?
DQN automatically filters most all spam into coherent and topical this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your a with a recursive scanning engine that eliminates up to 96.6% of all repeated postings.
Is there another word for synonym?
No, but there are plenty of antonyms for it.
Have you any idea what the furniture does when I'm at work and no one is watching?
www.furnitureporn.com/
Can find an antonym for THAT?
www.celibate-milkcrates.com
Other than the caffeine, is there anything really bad in Diet Pepsi?
There's aspartame, which is under investigation as a possible carcinogen.
Is there anything we can do to stop the end of DQN?
You could, but the 200GET is mine.
What can I do with a thermos bottle, except stole hot or cold drinks in one?