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Well, that's the crux of the biscuit, as my mammy always said. Is DQN really about the attitude of the response, or the actual crappiness of the response? Some people would like to have it BOTH ways, and they generally get flooded out. It's a damned shame, honestly.
Well, that being said, what is DQN really all about?
Its all about me, but no one realizes it, nor will they ever believe it.
Come to think of it, why can't I shoot Chi from my fingertips like a laser?
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((/ f.ㄟ) The eternal blackness of my soul.
(EΝE) Solving the question above us!
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Why don't people use the established DQN characters in their responses a bit more? Not excessively, mind you.
>>551
Because neither are your fingertips black, nor do they have googly eyes and an oversized gaping red mouth.
>>552
Because all that kopipe makes you a slowpoke.
Does the Simulation Argument (http://www.simulation-argument.com/) convince you, DQN? Are we living in a simulation?
What? Do you mean you didn't know?
No, really. How didn't you know?
I was not cleared for that information.
Now that I have obtained it, where should I go to be terminated with extreme prejudice by Our Friend Computer?
Nowhere. This time, you only get a warning. The third time, however...
How can I get a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spurtle without going all the way to Scotland to buy one?
Why, at Spurtle City! A giant warehouse of spurtles for every occasion!
If a spatula and a spurtle had to fight to the death, which would emerge victorious?
Careful testing by putting a spurtle and a spatula to fight to the death against each other revealed that the winner is the spurtle. As the less fragile implement, it won by keeping its structural integrity fairly intact, while as the spatula's flat surface got shattered in a single, strong swing against the spurtle. I'd upload some photos of the fight, if I would've had a camera to document it with.
Coffee, yay or nay, and why?
Yay, because it makes me feel less tired.
When will I be able to grow a beard long enough to braid into my chest hair?
NEVAR!
Your chemotherapy will permanently damage your hair follicles, everywhere on your body. You will be known as Iktar, the hairless man-ape, and we shall put you in a cage, poke you with a stick, and laugh at you and all the other silly hu-mans.
In what direction is Orion? We have some unfinished business there.
Second star to the left, and on 'til morning.
Who can wear a tutu in a manly way?
Screw celebs, check this guy out: http://triracers.com/TuTuCrossing.jpg
wtf at http://www.auroradancewear.co.uk/acatalog/Boys_Tutu.html
What >>562 asked.
Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. Everything they wear is instantly infused with a brilliant aura of manliness.
How do porcupines mate?
Very carefully.
On a related note, can a hedgehog be buggered if you shave it first?
No, the hedgehog can never be buggered at all
And what was it that's normally on the end of a wizard's staff?
A charred victim.
Why do I get so many BSODs lately? I thought Windows XP was supposed to be moderately stable.
Your hardware is crap.
Why are you running Windows XP in the first place?
Because Vista is crap, and so are all the other Windows, but I want to play games and can't get Wine to run on my Ubuntu installation.
Why is Harry Potter so ridiculously overhyped?
Because something needs to be overheyped. I prefer overhype over a fairly entertaining novel than other bullshit. At least potheads are easier to deal with and tolerate that wapanese yaoi fan girls.
How can I write the above without sounding like a dork?
By phrasing it in the form of a Harry Potter yaoi fanfic. =^_________^= WAI!
KAWAII DESU NE?
nyo~
Whafjivoho hfojvip thpios?
Your keyboard would be less fucked up.
Is there any way I can rid myself of this pesky need for sleep?
Drink a bottle of bleach and you will never have to worry about sleep again.
Why do humans have 5 fingers on each hand? We hardly ever use the pinky, and naturally counting in octal would be more convenient for computer scientists.
>>574 honestly believes people don't use that finger all the time.
...err. I mean, because we developed from animals that was built that way, and most people actually do use that finger all the time. You just never think about it properly, because you use the tip itself of that finger less frequently than the whole finger itself.
Why is using lame, pathetic and silly insults in the insult thread addictive?
I don't know, but they sure make my heart sing.
Why are computer games addictive?
It's a combination of the glowing screen and the opportunity to press buttons.
Why don't computer games interest me anymore?
Because you stopped wanting to push buttons for the sake of pushing buttons. Get back to work, Jetson! Lazy scum.
What's the ultimate ascii/similar art?
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(its minimalist)
How do I get in contact with myself?
Deposit 50 bux underneath the northernmost bench in your local park. You will then contact yourself for further instructions.
And here's the question: Why is AIDS such a hilarious thing?
Actually, it's not hilarious at all. You're just horribly immature and will laugh at anything.
Shouldn't you be in school?
No, I'm homeschooled by my mom. She tells me to laugh at the AIDSfags who will surely burn in Hell.
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
Cod will lead me to salivation.
What's the deal with Seinfeld?
There was no soup for him.
When will people stop believing in the big beards in the sky?
When they notice the shit on the ground.
Why is comedy based solely around enjoying other people's pain?
Because humans are evil.
How do we purge this evil from ourselves?
Whips, chains, electric shocks and waterboarding.
How come people keep pointing fingers and staring at my codpiece? Doesn't anyone have a sense of fashion anymore?
Nobody born past 1980 has a sense of fashion. They were declared illegal in November 1979.
Who is the best Science Fiction author in the world ever?
Isaac Asimov of course.
What are the three laws of robotics?
1) fellatio is better than regular, unless you are robotized real-doll.
2) spare parts can be ethically used only if they're not installed onto another robot already.
3) when taking robot exam, all mobile transmitters must be shut off and graphic calculator may not have executable programs on it. Write with black or blue ballpoint only.
That's actually just a guess, reasoned from a particular frame of reference. Do you know the real three laws?
Yes I do.
Who are the brain police?
The swibbles. Beware of them.
What can I ask for at Rei's that I'll actually get?
Try asking for a snarky answer.
What's the difference between Shorinji Kempo and Shaolin Kung Fu?
The tasty side dishes that are served at mealtimes.
Who are 'they'?
The way they're statistically right 50% of the time.
Why did they make a Scarface videogame now as opposed to when the movie was new?
Because you wouldn't have been able to tell who was who on Arati's 8 bit glory.
Are we there yet?
Because when the movie was new, videogames were seen as a child's toy, and no one would make a child's toy based on Scarface.
Why can't I sleep before 4am anymore?
Our ancestors would have fallen out of trees a lot more thanks to reduced grip, so the major world religions would probably denounce gravity as being the work of evil.
Why are manga so ridiculously cheap in Japan?
Because luxuries are expensive.
How do I get these CRANBERRY JUICE STAINS out of my AFGHAN RUG?
Bleed on them, then wash the blood out with cold water. (Disclaimer: No idea if it works, it has worked on other carpet stains for me though)
When will be the next Death of 4chan?
There are already numerous cancers that are killing /b/, so I guess it's not much longer.
Iiichan, best imageboard collection or bestest image board collection?
Wakachan is Superior.
Why can't I edit the entry about us on Dramatica?
Because you suck, and they hate you also.
Why are the mittens red and not purple?
Because purple is a highly unnatural colour, and red symbolises love.
When will someone upload Sam Harris's The End Of Faith to Bookchan?
When the copyright expires.
What color does a smurf turn when it has no oxygen?
Magenta.
Why?
No idea.
What the hell is active oxygen?
It's oxygen that doesn't just sit on its ass in front of a computer all day, eating crap while its ass expands. It gets OUT and accomplishes something, young man!
What's a good mental exercise to generate a sense of ambition?
Repeating "you can do anything as long as you put your mind to it" 1000 times, despite the fact that it is a busted myth.
Will people quit dividing by zero, only to attempt to calculate the square root of negative numbers?
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Is Squeeks still in London?
No, he moves around daily to escape the agents of the Elitist Superstructure's affiliates. His current location is an otherwise uninhabited island somewhere between Okinawa and Hawaii.
Why are there so few good adventure games out lately? The only recent ones I've liked were Runaway 2 and Sam'n'Max.
Because great plots end up being bought by vaporware corporations.
Will wire frame graphics ever be cool again?
Of course, once retro-gaming reaches that point, so give it another ten years or so.
I need to contrast libertarianism vs utilitarianism, focussing on justice and economic distribution. How on earth am I gonna write 4500 words about that???
First, come up with a blinding, opinionated generalization about the subject, turn it into something that remotely resembles a thesis, and proceed to ramble on for a few hundred paragraphs citing nonsensical evidence to prove your illogical points. Make sure to have a conclusion with a witty quote by some famous person.
What grade will >>618 get?
DQN!
what should i have for breakfast?
Ten McRib burgers.
How many more burgers do I need to eat until my liver fails or my arteries clog up?
Doesn't matter, you're going to die in two weeks.
Is it lupus, doctor?
It's never lupus.
How many more seasons will ER run for?
5038
will you be sent to ER or a GP if you contracted a DQN?
IC, after one hour due to brainshock
I have a girl neighbour who could lose some weight and then I'd do her. How to go about it?
Cut off both her legs and rape her.
Why is DJ SHARPNEL fun to listen to and LOLI RIPE isn't?
obviously you're a retard.... both are hideous.
Is prostitution legal in your country?
Legal? Hell, they're unionized.
Why is Harvest Moon so much fun?
Because you're a born farmer. Go till some fuckin' soil, hayseed.
How do I correct against gradual buttock drift?
Move to a faster-drifting continent.
Should I spend five years studying Geophysics?
Yep. Great plan. What a suckers.
Yes Mth'kly?
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No.
If babies come from storks, why don't we all have beaks?
Storks are only employed in the shipping department, not assembly/production.
You push button ... but receive no bacon. What happens next?
A ninja drops down from the ceiling and cuts you to pieces.
How do I learned Gun-Kata?
What would happen if the vogons tried to copy the underpants gnome business plan?
They'd find that an enterprising tribe of gnomes in the area of the former Soviet Georgia had already combined poetry with underpants acquisition.
When fucking the system, should one use a condom?
Only if you're not planning on systematic impregnation.
Balsamic vinegar?
Excellent with Strawberries, really.
And stop hitting the Lucky Star so hard.
How are you going to celebrate next year's Towel Day?
By hanging myself with a towel and leaving 42 suicide notes scattered around town.
Does orgone energy really exist?
Yes, but it's all gone.
I bought a watch a couple months ago and the battery is dead. Did I get screwed?
No, the watch did.
Will playing Chess make me more attractive to the ladies?
only if you use your wang as a chess piece.
how much penis shrinkage do the scientists of Antarctica get?
Enough to turn their manhoods into miniature black holes. They had to spend millions of dollars of research grants to come up with a way of shielding the rest of the Earth from their wangs' gravitational pull.
Question: What do eunuchs do in their spare time, being unable to fap?
They watch American Wrestling
How on earth could you forget to ask a question after answering?
Short term memory loss resulting from chronic dementia stemming from neurosyphilis enabled by an immune system compromised by HIV contracted from dumpster diving in medical waste.
Do you kn
no I don't.
A public place has a men's room and a women's room. Where does the hermaphrodite go?
