<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
No, that's the PCP talking.
WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BONG.
Was it Asia Carrera?
No such thing. You're just a megalomaniac panda, thinking everyone's fixated on you.
Why does Windows Vista suck such balls?
Microsoft ran out of cocks.
how do I shot web2.0?
I dunno, lol (Beta).
Why is there so little pornographic fanart of soap opera characters?
Soap Operas already are pornography, tailored for listless housewives.
What is the rest mass of a proton (in units of MeV/c^2)?
The proton has a mass in energy units of 938.256 MeV. I am not sure what you mean when you talk about dividing this by c squared. I asked Asia Carrera and she doesn't know either.
Should I ask a panda?
No, unless it is a gay panda with magical ability in his particular sphere of sexual conduct.
So tell me again, how do homosexuals breed? And no resorting to the staple answer this time.
Sporic meiosis.
Is it nobler in the mind to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?
one is not any more noble than the other.
If George Zimmer and Chuck Norris got into a fight, what woukd happen?
Chuck Norris would immediately present his anus for penetration, as he is a repressed homosexual. George Zimmer would tear him apart. I guarantee it.
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Chuck Norris would give George Zimmer a footjob by repeatedly roundhouse kicking Zimmer's huge penis.
Who's next in the Diesel-Norris line of succession?
Asia Carrera.
Did you suspect that was coming?
No, I was expecting a witty slowpoke comment.
I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
A date with Asia Carrera.
Which is more powerful? The Can o' Whoopass, or The Smackdown?
Asia Carrera.
In a world without Asia Carrera's loveliness, what would be the point of living?
Sticking it in Asia Carrera's pooper.
Is there anyone who doesn't love her?
Yes, David Gest.
Which country has a higher rate of sheep violations: Scotland or New Zealand?
In proportion to number of people, or to number of sheep? Because Scotland would win on the first, and NZ on the second.
How many roads must I walk down before I can slay this Asia Carrera meme? What if they're roads made of Gay Magic?
If you don't want to stick it in Asia Carrera's pooper, the gay magic has already done its work on you.
Who's on first?
Correct.
What's on second?
Yep.
And I don't know, who's on third?
No, I don't know.
Why are there so few good AMVs?
Because, http://4-ch.net/hobby/kareha.pl/1177528490/1
Should I be letting my child play with asbestos?
i thought i read somewhere it can be dangerouse sometimes
Asbestos is rumored to be toxic, so probably not.
Do you think more Asia Carrera references could make this thread awesome again?
No, and nor does Asia Carrera.
What is the best erogame currently on the market?
Any that has Asia Carrera in it.
Who's cuter, Asia Carrera or Teh Rei?
Asia Carrera, because she's both a real human being, and not a stupid 4chan catchphrase.
Where can I get a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?
Its rumoured that Asia Carrera is also a christian, so if you find her community, you might find a good deal indeed.
Why are there so few torrents of movies with Asia Carrera in it? After all she made approximately 200 of them. Must be something to do with good persecution of copyright violators?
Asia Carrera personally crushes any man or woman between her sexy thighs if she catches them pirating any films she stars, makes a minor appearance, or is briefly mentioned in.
Does this intrigue you?
It is an exciting prospect for sure!
Does it involve foreplay?
No.
Is it better to pursue a hobby that is practical as opposed to one that is isn't albeit more enlightening? If that makes sense.
It doesn't.
Where the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
To the kitchen.
Exactly where is the underworld, and how does one leave it?
It's under the world... you leave by climbing up.
I just tried to watch Memento, but the DVD kept skipping around 3/4 of the way through. Am I missing anything good?
I havent seen the movie and I feel just fine, so no.
who is Nicolas Sarkozy?
He's some French politician who wants to stick it in Asia Carrera's pooper.
What the fuck was that, Elwood?
Elwood: Spanish for "the blood-engorged penis"
This is not an English word why did you say it?
Asia Carrera compelled me to with the power of Gay Magic.
If they ever make the long-rumored live-action film of Neon Genesis Evangelion, do you think she'd be appropriate to play Misato Katsuragi?
No. She's part chinese anyhow.
Where does the atmosphere begin?
Roughly about where the near-vacuum stops.
Why can't I post questions in a vacuum?
Because you don't follow the Elitist Superstructure's standard guidelines for question asking threads.
Do you have any more obvious questions?
I don't know, perhaps you should consult a wiki... moron.
Do two wrongs make a right?
No, but three lefts do.
Do you want two CDs?
No, I do not.
Why isn't sexual fetishism listed as a disorder in the DSM?
My 401K is doing the job quite nicely, thanks.
What is it about a grilled bacon-wrapped boneless chicken breast that's so damn delicious?
>>848
The way it's cooked and marinated and its piggy blanket combine to create a fusion of flavours akin to tasting the armpit of God himself.
What time is love?
Whenever Asia Carrera is near.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY would you make such a disgusting simile about tasting God's armpits? Ick.
I worship Asia Carrera, so sure, I'll take one.
Is it true that Asia Carrera is half American, half Japanese, and half German, just like Asuka Langley Soryuu?
I would wager that since three halves equals 50% more than a whole... no. Unless she happens to be tetragametic chimeric.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Nah, she's just 150% awesome, like Asuka.
Carmen Sandiego is in San Diego, of course.
>:3 Holy shit, it's a lion! Should I get in the car?
No, you should go right back to 4chan.
None of us have any right to ever be unhappy, given our being born into generally white, middle-class families. Is this true?
It's complete bollocks. You might as well say that people born into black lower-class families do not have the right to ever be happy.
When will a massive wave of atheism sweep the planet?
If the Celestial Teapot crashes into the Sea of Cognitive Bias, an Atheist Tsunami will be a likely consequence.
Traci Lords: Gift or Curse?
Minor Goddess, or perhaps just Nymph. The position of Amaterasu Omikami has already been filled by Asia Carrera.
Who would win in a Texas chainsaw cage match battle to the death between Squeeks and Moot?
Given that moot fights like a little girl, and the handicap Squeeks suffers with his poop hat... the odds would be [1:0.999...] Squeeks over moot.
Who is the wisest man in all of Athens?
No.
Do you like being dismembered by an alligator while a disembodied hand smashes your face against an oak table?
Yes, very yes.
Do you like vomiting chicken intestines onto your significant other in exchange for a long night of playing Boggle?
The King of Boggle insists that it is impolite to regurgitate upon your host, even if he is the Japanese Prime Minister.
How do I find a church with Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross?
His death a month ago may complicate matters. That said, you may wish to begin your search in Topeka, Kansas. Look up Phelps, Fred.
How do I find a synagogue with with Tony Danza chained to a large candelabrum?
The question is highly unethical, but can be solved by religious zeal and entrepreneurial fervor.
What kind of jobs could a student of economics hope to get?
Burger flipping, mostly. And then there's the wild, wild world of janitorial services.
Is there any band more awesome than DragonForce?
>>866 The existence of one will surely be snuffed out if Dragonforce plays the Transformers theme.
What made the 1980s so cool?
The 1980s weren't cool, because Asia Carrera wasn't making pr0n movies yet.
Do you fight for good, or for awesome?
I am a pacifist, so neither. But I will set up a bake sale and donate the proceeds to Awesome.
Which euphemism for masturbation is funnier: 'spank' or 'wank'?
Spank; the onomatopoeia is funnier.
How do I get my girlfriend to let my do anything remotely sexy with her?
Wine, lots of wine.
Alternatively: coercion
What is it like to hold a girl in your arms?
Very soft and sweet, although pressing the chloroform rag against her face until she stops struggling can sometimes ruin the romantic experience.
Is a permanently long-distance relationship better than no girlfriend at all?
>>872: or not, there are people who have a fetish for such things.
Only if the long-distance relationship is with Asia Carrera, chloroform optional.
Why is my cat looking at me and making little "blert?" noises?
> blert?
This is not a Cat vocalization why did you say it
This is not a question how can you answer it
I'll tell my cat to stop making "blert?" noises because some anonymous BU-N on the Intermaweb says it's not a proper Cat vocalization, then. Jeez.
You can answer it by the power of Gay Magic.
Jesus, what kind of troglodyte are you?
A level 8 Barbarian Troglodyte.
Why?
Because you had enough experience points to advance further from level 7, du~h.
This is not a humorous thread why do you post in it
In order to gain the favor of Asia Carrera.
Isn't she beautiful?
very
Is she acting or is she really enjoying herself?
She's often stated that she'd quit when she lost enjoyment in her craft, so we should take it as cinema verite.
How does the concept of Kino Pravda influence your daily life?
It doesn't.
Law or chaos?
when you're able to call that concept by a name, its actually already ordered. Therefore chaos does not exist, at least not within the semantic realm of human comprehension. Try your local government though, for chaotic laws.
will Asia Carrera ever cease to be a DQN meme?
I certainly hope not, as she's cuter than Squeeks and funnier than Teh Rei.
Do you think Asia Carrera ever visits this site? And, if so, does she enjoy the Emergency Mittens?
No and yes.
Why are you still using "teh"? That hasn't been funny in over seven years.
I wasn't aware it was ever funny; But, perhaps, just maybe, no one is here solely for your own amusement.
Why does >>884 bother posting?
Because he too hopes to impress Asia Carrera, and fantasizes about meeting her and sweeping her off her feet in a whirlwind romance, then sticking it in her pooper.
What sort of emergency are the emergency mittens intended for?
no, I'm too afraid he's not really out of luck and just cheating me.
Instead of visiting this site, will Asia Carrera come to my room at night?
Yes, just pay me a dime and I'll arrange the meeting personally.
Are we there yet?
No, not yet. Almost.
What is my fortune?
Yes. We've arrived at DQN. I can tell by the emergency mittens, as I have sen a lot of JISAKU JIENS in my time.
So, who else suspects that Asia Carrera may in fact be Amaterasu Omikami, Goddess of the Sun? Or else Uzume, the Dread Female of Heaven?
She is godlike, and not only because she alledgedly plays unreal tournament.
shouldn't there be a rule that when a mangaka draws boobs, they should at least not be bigger than the head of the girl?
>>884
The "Teh" is part of Teh Rei's name.
>>892
No. No there shouldn't. Otherwise there would be no Mogudan's Rei, and many of NISE Midi Doronokai's works would also not exist. Bakunyuu is an artform in its own right.
What will happen first, a landslide victory for a black lesbian US President or Duke Nukem Forever going gold?
It depends on the black lesbian's political stances. If she leaves people alone and doesn't raise taxes early in her career, she will win the presidential election before Duke Nukem Forever gets past the concept stage.
Should all guys learn at an early age that girls do poop and fart?
No, they shouldn't be robbed of their illusions. They should rather be taught that they are inferior to females in every aspect.
What will George W. Bush's last words be?
"I've always loved Asia Carrera."
So I've got this little part with two screws that keep backing out. Which type of threadlocking adhesive should I use? Blue Loctite, Red Loctite, or Permatex Green?
Obviously it's not Asia Carrera, as she is far too ladylike to fart. She is always a lady, even when someone is sticking it in her pooper.
Why do they call it "duck tape" if it's not made from ducks?