( ´ω`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Grandpa left. I'm in charge here now.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Your new gimmick is talking about how much you like to poop.
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) ...
(ﾟ-ﾟ*ﾐ I'm underage but I'm sure I can "persuade" the bartender into giving me a few drinks.
(´^ิ౪＾ิ) HAY GUYS CAN I PLAY DRRRRRRrRRRrR
( ´ω`) No, shut the fuck up.
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( ・-・) Remember, you exist only as long as I will it.
( ・-・) Ooo, a butterfly!
(´^ิω＾ิ) Perhaps. Or perhaps, you are the imagined one, and I am real?
Meanwhile...
(・∀・) At last, I have become the strongest man in the universe. I feel as though I can destroy Grandpa now...
∧__∧ ∩ All you did was make a macaroni picture of Mittens. Silence.
（,,｀ハ´)彡☆ She doesn't acknowledge your existence by the way.
⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow ow sorry ow ow
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（ ｀ハ´）Now, let's move onto drawing. Take out your crayons, Junior. Now, draw what you think will make you stronger.
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（；・∀・ ） YEAH! YEAHHHH!
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) ,ｨ⌒(；ﾟ ヮﾟ ) Oh JUNIOR!
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(・∀・)つヽ How's this?
（ハ´ ）...
Λ＿Λ
（；・∀・ ） YEAH! YEAHHHH!
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) ,ｨ⌒(´^ิω＾ิ ) Oh JUNIOR!
（_（__人__,つ ､つ
( ´ω`) Get the hell out of my thread. All of you.
(´^ิω＾ิ) But you gave it to me!
(´^ิω＾ิ) Despise.
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzz
(´^ิω＾ิ) Fine. Bye. I didn't really want your smelly old thread anyway.
( ・-・) Guess derailment is up to me again.
Meanwhile, in Burkina Faso
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( ´ω`) get rid of who now?
Meanwhile, in Pompei
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/ ´_ゝ`） I think it's gonna rain soon.
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( ´ω`) Where's my grandson? I need help getting rid of this shit.
Meanwhile, in Osaka
(・∀・) What am I doing here? I can't remember anything.
Meanwhile, in the Grandpa thread
／⌒ヽ
/ ´^ิ_ゝ＾ิ） dDDDUUuUuuRRRRrRR EXKOOZ ME MAR I PLASS THROU
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( ´ω`) No.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is his gimmick even more tired and repetitive than Rei's?
( ´ω`) The person who posts him thinks it's really funny and never gets old, son.
(・∀・) We should get MODD to ban him.
( ´ω`) Unfortunatly, MODD is also a tired, repetitive gimmick.
(・∀・) Then... What about... Goddoman?
( ´ω`) GODDOMAN IS QUITE A WINNER JUNIOR
( ´ω`) I MUST SAY
( ´ω`) WHOA YEAH GODDOMAN
Meanwhile, in Saitama
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(´^ิ∀＾ิ) Grandpa, why doesn't anyone ever 2GET anymore?
( ´ω`) Wipe all that mascara off, Junior. You look like a Cabaret extra.
(・∀・) That's better. Where did that come from anyways, and what was I drinking last night?
( ´ω`) MD 20/20, Junior. The wine of last century.
(・∀・) I remember singing about a time warp or something...
(´^ิω＾ิ) Please kill me, I'm stupid and not funny. Rid me of this pain Grandpa, please.
( ・-・) Since when did you have to be funny to be in a Grandpa thread?
( ´ω`) Certainly never stopped you...
( ・-・) aww, that hurts.
(・∀・) asshole.
(´^ิω＾ิ) When has anything on DQN ever been funny? Sure, it was good for awhile, but the whole meaning of DQN is to be bad, unfunny, shitty, etc. Thus, the name DQN.
( ´ω`) You have us confused with 4chan. You should go there.
( #ω＾ิ) They beat me up.
( ´ω`) Did you show them your sense of humour? Once they see it I know they'll love you! You'll fit right in! Go on, try it again!
( ´ω`) Is that all? After all that money I spent?
( ´ω`) Whoops, I said the loud part loud and the quiet part loud.
(・∀・) What the hell are you talking about grandpa?
( ´ω`) You have to go to the store, and pick up some ice cream, for my boils they hunger. Wait when did you get back? I thought you were playing golf in the alps or something.
(・∀・) Well, I was going to kill you, but I changed my mind.
(・∀・) just don't fall asleep grandpa, because..
( ´ω`) Wha? Can't hear you Junior.
(・∀・) Oh, nothing..
fin
<( ´ω`) Who glued a fin on my back while I was sleeping?
<( ´ω`) Dammit, my siamese twin brothers have escaped again. Junior, fetch me my taser!
((･･∀∀･･)) Wwait, II'mm uusing iit... haa haa
((･･∀∀･･)) Wow... I thought this would come off after I stopped, but it didn't.
( =ω=) HELLO EARTHLINGS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE MY FART NOW?
( ・-・) Yes, thank you.
( ･ิω･ิ) Have I been in this thread yet? I can't remember.
(・∀・) C'mon, Dad! You can outfart that alien any day!
（ =ω=） I'm going to sue your ass for everything you're worth!
( ´ω`) Feel free. I don't keep any money in my ass.
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) That's for damn sure.
( ´ω`) Heh heh heh... ah, memories.
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(・∀・) Chance!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread became a soap opera?
( ´ω`) You asked questions and I answered them, usually in a flippant or otherwise humorous manner.
( ´ω`) It's not like it was a difficult formula to follow, but you know how internet spazzes are.
-・）Pssst, it's because I derailed the Q&A sessions.
( ´ω`) Don't flatter yourself. Things went downhill in the second thread and never recovered.
( ´ω`) It was funny, violent, and never educational.
( ´ω`) On October 1st, 1993. Industry will be blamed.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what mech do you pilot?
( ´ω`) A Dire Wolf A.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( ´ω`) I wasn't asked infantile questions by my grandson all the time.
(・∀・) Damnit old man, why couldn't you just play along?
(・∀・) Touche!
( ・-・) I like to touche your tush at night with my foil.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's the most important thing in life?
∧ ,∧
∩ ´ω`) Keeping your files up to date.
takataﾐ.つ/￣￣￣/＿
￣￣￣＼/外の人/.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, why did you smack me in the balls in the other thread?