( ´ω`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

( ´ω`) Because you sing opera really loud when you're in the shower, and it gets on my nerves.

(・∀・) Fair enough.

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

( ´ω`) Yes, you should woo Hamas in any case.

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　　　　∩　´ω`)　　　Oh, and expanding your loli collection >>347. Old men like me have certain...desires.
takataﾐ.つ/￣￣￣/＿　　
￣￣￣＼/外の人/.　　　　
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(・∀・) Wait, does that mean "keeping your files up to date" wasn't a euphemism?

( ´ω`) Junior, it's very important to have your files well-organized and up-to-date. It's not something I'd hide behind other words.

( ´ω`) Wow, you've gotten fat.

(・∀・) I'm restarting my blood feud with you. Grandpa. With my own two hands shall I dispatch you from this life. EN GUARDE!

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　　　　∩　☆ω☆)　　　I really couldn't care less what you have to say at this point...
takataﾐ.つ/￣￣￣/＿　　Heheh...
￣￣￣＼/外の人/.　　　　
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（　・-・） I see you type with only your right hand while your left appears to be busy under the table. That's what I call ambidexterity!

(・∀・) Shut up, fatass. Nobody likes you.

( ⌒-⌒) I saw him drowning his sorrows with a gallon tub of Berry Garcia last night. He was watching Batman Begins and crying like a little girl.

（　　・-・ ） ..... I don't know what you're talking about.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh no it's a beached whale!

( ´ω`) Let's drag him back into Lake Erie!

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(・∀・)彡　( ・ω・)
Ah HA!

( ・ω・) Darn you, Junior.

（　　・-・ ） Junior, you need to wake up and eat your cake.

( ´ω`) You're still not fooling anyone.

（　　　・-・　） Are you going to finish that oatmeal, Grandpa?

（　　　　・-・　 ） I stole your gimmick, you aren't needed anymore. Go away.

( ⌒-⌒) You've gotten a really big head about things lately, you know that.

(　・-・) Seriously, who is this whale? And why is Clonepa impersonating me? And why aren't you all asking questions?

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(・∀・)彡　( ・ω・)
Clonepa, give it a rest.

( ・ω・) Oh, foo.

( ・ω・) He paid me ten dollars to pretend to be him.

（　　　　・-・　 ） That's IT! I'm derailing the Clonepa thread!

（　・-・　　　　 ） urff

（　・-・　　　　 ） Maybe I'll just sit here and hate you.

( ・ω・) Now I'm going to post an e/n thread about the whole thing.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how does one repel an invasion?

( ´ω`) 10 bucks? Sounds like someone got the VIP treatment.

（　　　　・-・　 ） Great, now there's some else running around with one of my masks on.

（　　　　・-・　 ） I crave pie.

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(・∀・)彡　( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wheeeeeee!

　　 　 （　　　　・-・　 ） Fortunately, fat floats.
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(・∀・)彡　(　･ิ-･ิ) Dammit.

(　･ิ-･ิ) Do you realize just how bothersome it is to cover for you, ya fat bitch?

（　　　　・-・　 ） Oh, I'm so sorry.

( ´ω`) Okay, everybody with a beady-eyes mask, put it on now!

(( ・-・) Operation Piss Off Beady Eyes is now in full swing!

（　　　　・-・　 ） I'm too fat to get pissed off.

(( ・-・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

(( ・-・) We used to take pills, Junior. We used to take pills.

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(( ・-・) Mitt- er, derailing threads!

>>396
(( ・-・) Good one, Grandpa!

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is there a scrotum growing on your face?

(( ・-・) Put your mask back on!

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is this thread even here?

( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up. Grandpa threads are a tradition to DQN.

(・∀・) >>404 Point not found!

(・∀・) Okay, I'll give you that one. But why do people keep posting in this thread?

( ´ω`) It's the internet. Anyone who's here by definiton has nothing better to do but post crap.

( ・-・) Especially me.

(　･ิ-･ิ) Heh heh... that never gets old.

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;・∀・;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Hey, Grandpa!

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;・∀・;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'm your lawn! Stop walking on me!

( ・-・) Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

( ´ω`) Not my lawn. My lawn's pure Kentucky Wgrass.

(　@-@) Kukukukuu. My lawn's all gone to pot, so I smoked it.

( ´ω`) Sigh... might as well introduce yourself so we can see if your gimmick as already spoken for.

(　@-@) I'm Grandson. The 7 year old dumb grandson of a wise, charismatic old man. I ask lots of questions.

(・∀・) Wait, that's my gig.

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(・∀・)(　@-@) QUESTION ASK ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
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QUESTION ANSWER MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA (´ω` )
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(・∀・) Being dissatisfied is really getting old, old man.

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　　 ( ´ω`) This is my thread, and it will go the way I want it to.

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　　 ( ´ω`) Fuck you, Junior.

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　　　( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEIL MITTENS!

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　　　( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Wait, I want the other hat.

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　　　( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEIL MITTENS!

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　　⊆.==卍|_
　　　( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!

( ´ω`) Well, that got old fast.

( ･∀･ ) Grandpa, you don't like hats?

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　（ ・-・) I prefer cute cat ears.

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　（ ・-・) Oh baby.

( ´ω`) I don't know, but it's disrespectful of you, Junior.

(・∀・) Sorry.

(・∀・) Grandpa, where did we come from?

（　・∀・）I'm Mona, Goddammit.

( ´(00)`) Being a pig here. Check me out. Oink and stuff.

(・∀・) Hehe snicker that's cute Grandpa, stop that.

(・∀・) Just like you.

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　　　（,,´ω`)彡☆
　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow dammit ow ow ow
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（ ・-・) Predictable Tsukkomi.

(( )∀・) I'm calling Child Services!