[Part X] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:55

( LƒΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

450 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 18:07

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| Grandpa beat me up again.
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451 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 18:08

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@I'm sure he had good reason.
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452 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 06:39

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| Hey, old bud! Wanna go out for a drink?
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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@Sure. Hey, smack Junior for me.
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453 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 12:10

((x)ΝE) Child Services, I hate you.

454 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 14:44

i E-E) snicker

455 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 14:58

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| Guess what I'm doing right now!
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456 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 19:09

@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™ This is the highest point my threads have seen since part 1!
@@@@Όœc™))ΝE) ow dammit ow ow ow
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457 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 20:13

((x))ΝE) Good Grandpas, don't try this at home. You could get a broken wrist.

458 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 21:45

((x))ΝE) Or a sore butt.

459 Name: R(‚`ŽMŒ‚)Ι : 1993-09-5133 22:46

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ Security here, nya.
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460 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 22:55

@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™ I'll show you sore butts!!
@@@@Όœc@™( EΝE) ow dammit ow ow ow
@@@@@™@(Q–Q)‚Β

461 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 22:57

( LƒΦ`) That's for running around without your pants on.

462 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 23:06

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ You probably shouldn't be uh hitting him like that I don't think, nya.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι Or is it you ARE supposed to abuse children, nya. It must have been, nya. Grandpa always follows the law, nya.

463 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 23:08

@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™-Ν
@@@@Όœc@™*L°MΠ Ow nya ow nya ow nya ow nya dammit nya
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464 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 01:16

( LƒΦ`) Fuck yeah, I'm on a roll.

@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@i,,EΝE)œc Hah, your back's turned, old fart!
@@@@Όœc™))ƒΦ`) !

( `ƒΦL) Ju...nior...

465 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 02:31

@@@ Θ__Θ
@@@i,,EΝE) Uh, oh, he's italicized now...

466 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 02:39

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ Italicized ~nyaa? We do not allow mafioso here, Mobpa ~nyaa!
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467 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 06:07

( `ƒΦL) Go outside and guard the house.

468 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 09:49

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ Let the whole place burn the hell down, nya.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

469 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5135 12:36

( LƒΦ`) * checks insurance *

( LƒΦ`) I'm good with that.

470 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5135 14:22

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ The world is in constant flux.

471 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5135 18:48

( LƒΦ`) And what are YOU suppose to be?

472 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 03:42

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Your place is not to ask questions, and mine is not to answer. I'm just the narrator. Usually I try to have some kind of ironic twist or moral in these things, but.. I got nothing this time.

473 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 05:10

(EΝE) Ok, so what are YOU suppose to be?

474 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 12:20

( LƒΦ`) I'm your grandpa, you brain-damaged short stack.

475 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 12:42

(EΝE) Since when have I been short stack?

476 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 13:50

(@₯ิm₯ิ) Short Change got rained on
(@₯ิm₯ิ) By his own .38.

477 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 13:51

( ί ƒŽί) Frankpa!

( ί -ί) Why are you doing Tom Waits now?

478 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 15:50

(@₯ิm₯ิ) It seemed appropriate, Suzy.

479 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 16:21

( ί -ί) Suzy?

( ί ƒŽί) Wowie ZOWIE!

480 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 16:28

( LƒΦ`) Get the fuck out of my thread, you hungry freaks.

481 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 19:15

( ί ƒŽί) Creamcheese creamcheese creamcheese CREAMCHEESE!

482 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 20:06

(E-E) Mittens, the "I can haz creamcheeze"-shtick is so old that Grandpa first performed it in Salem's town square. The old cat was then promptly burned as a spawn of Satan.

483 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 20:33

( ί -ί) You are SO out of the loop.

484 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 20:38

( E-E) Don't get confrontational, Mittens. It doesn't solve anything and only makes you look more like the idiot you actually are.

485 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 20:44

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@@@i,, ί ƒŽί)œc™
@@@@Όœc™))E-E) ow how ow typical ow
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486 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 22:08

iEΝE j I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?

487 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 22:40

@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™ I'm not going to stop until you realize how dumb you are!
@@@@Όœc™))ΝE) ow dammit ow ow ow
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488 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 23:14

iEΝEjGrandpa, when did Something Awful start becoming so sensitive, politically correct and "touchy-feely"?

489 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 00:40

( LƒΦ`) When Lowtax lost the fight to Uwe Boll.

490 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 09:37

( E-E) I just visited Something Awful and thought I had come across some domain parker. The only thing worse is to look like 2ch.

491 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 09:47

( LƒΦ`) All sites look like domain parkers when you can't read.

(( )EΝE) Ha! Zing!

492 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 09:54

( EoE) ...

( E-E) You said you'd never say anything about that!

493 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 13:56

(@₯ิ-₯ิ) Lady, you deserved it.

(@₯ิ-₯ิ) I don't know what I saw in you.

494 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 17:19

( E-E) Mom 'n' Dad made us get married. Family tradition.

495 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 20:03

@@@@@(_@ Ώ___Ώ
@@@@@@‚­ M(:::߁œί::) HYYYAAAAA 495get-jutsu!
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496 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 22:49

( LƒΦ`) Congratulations!!!!

(EΝE) Yeah 495get! Way to go!

(@₯ิ-₯ิ) Awesome!

497 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 01:27

( ί ƒŽί) That was the best get I've ever seen!!

498 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 02:24

ƒΦ Junior, have you seen the rest of my face?

499 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 04:11

(EΝE) Yeah, it's right down here.

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500 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 04:21

ƒΦ can I have it back?

501 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:25

)`ƒΦ( L There.

)`ƒΦ( L Do I look okay?

502 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:30

(EΝE)‚Α-̾ Absolutely, never looked better.

503 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:35

( LƒΦ`) So who's your new friend?

504 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:36

)`ƒΦ( LCall me Innerthighpa.

505 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:37

)`(!)( L And I'm his wive, Vajma.

506 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:37

(EΝE) Yes, Grandpa, you look fine.

507 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:39

( ί -ί) I don't like these new characters.

508 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:41

(EΝE) Did you know they're mitten-hating extremists?

509 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:46

( ί ƒŽί) Kill the heathens!

510 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 15:37

)`ƒΦL( Aw c'mon, Mittens. Give Innerthighpa a kiss!

511 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 16:11

( ί -ί) No.

512 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 20:47

( E-E) I'll frenchkiss your wife.

513 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 22:55

(EΝE) Hi, I'm junior.

514 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 23:49

(EΝE) Hi, I'm junior. I'm Junior

515 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 03:18

(EΝE) Hi, my name is junior. Please help me get young!

516 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 12:52

( LƒΦ`) No. Please help ME get young.

( LƒΦ`) Or help me get something young.

517 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 13:24

(EΝE) Grandpa, what is this thread supposed to be about? I forgot.

518 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 14:10

( LƒΦ`) You ask questions, I answer them. I don't know what the rest of these freeloaders are doing here.

519 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 14:29

(EΝE) How in the hell are they getting here?

520 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 17:55

( LƒΦ`) Maybe we should charge :10bux: per post to anyone who's not one of us two.

521 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 18:01

(EΝE) Lord knows you're already a foot fetishist with a poor grip on sanity - let's complete your imitation of Lowtax.

522 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 18:27

( E-E) I'll happily pander to Grandpa's foot fetishism by shoving a boot up his arse.

523 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 18:45

( LƒΦ`) I didn't see any money, Beady Eyes. Delete your post or suffer the consequences.

524 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 19:49

( E-E)‚Β Don't make me take out my boxing gloves, Grandtax!

525 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 03:52

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@@@@@@@@@@@@kiss

526 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 18:08

( E-E) Why do I have an ass without an asshole? Besides the asshole standing next to it.

527 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 19:10

(EΝE) No, beady eyes, you are the asshole.

( LƒΦ`) And then beady eyes was a DQN.

528 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 19:12

( E-E) If I'm the asshole, then that would explain Grandpa's constant erection around me.

529 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 20:52

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ This THREAD is under investigation for Anti-Elitist obscenity, violating Community Standards and undermining our children's minds with Collectivist Propaganda.

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ....

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ HA! Now you know how it feels!

530 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 23:50

( LƒΦ`) My constant what?

531 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 02:42

( EƒΦE) I think he said constant ejaculation.

532 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 06:02

(@@Ι`) Got any questions for Grandma, Junior?

533 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 11:20

(EΝE) Grandma, aren't you dead?

534 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 11:36

(EΝE) Grandpa, what happened to Grandma?

535 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 12:38

( LƒΦ`) Don't bring up issues that are dead and buried.

536 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 19:28

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537 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 20:09

(EΝE) Grandpa, why am I trying to destroy myself if I'm the guy in the middle?

538 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 21:10

i–EΝE jI AM SO OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU! LOOK MY FACE IS MUCH WIDER AND I HAVE SOME KIND OF STAR THING ON MY RIGHT CHEEK.

539 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 21:15

( LƒΦ`) It's kind of a go-inside-a-tree-and-destroy-an-evil-version-of-yourself sort of a thing. Like that movie, Super Jeddy Master or whatever it was called.

540 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 21:28

‶@ϊW 
Π*L°MΠ @@540get, nya!
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541 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 21:55

‶@ϊW 
Π*L°MΠ @@Security Security F.O.E.
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542 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 22:13

( LƒΦ`) Security kitten, get rid of this get-stealing thing.

543 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 23:55

( E°E) That's not a star thing, it's a vein popping from tightening your muscles, Junior. BTW don't I have an awesome bod? I can't help but smirk when I see myself in the mirror.

544 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 00:02

( LƒΦ`) Neither can anyone else, rabbit boy.

545 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 00:57

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546 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 02:10

hello world

547 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 03:17

( EƒΦE) Hello, disembodied italicized voice.

548 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 08:07

( E°E) I for one welcome our new programmer overlords,

549 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 10:03

( LƒΦ`) That catchphrase was old when I was young.

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