( ´ω`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
(・∀・) Yeah, it was funny when Kent Brockman said it BACK IN THE LAST CENTURY.
(/.-/.) Funny, -1.
hello world, how are you today?
(/.-/.) lol microSQUISH WINBLOWZ lol
( ´ω`) Hey, Slashdotpa, look! Beady Eyes is using Windows to run his webserver!
(/.-/.) Slashdotted already? Give me a mirror.
( ・-・) Hang on, am I a rabbit boy or a rabbit girl?
( ･ิ-･ิ) You're a rabbit girl. Your actual genitalia has nothing to do with it.
( ・-・) no wonder my panties are so uncomfortably tight.
( ・-・) Strange, I have this sudden urge to go lesbian on Junior.
(・∀・) Why is beady eyes acting like a fag?
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( ・-・) ur uglly
( ´ω`) What do you mean, "acting like"?
(・∀・) Is there some confusion here?
( ´ω`) Can I get no relief?
(・∀・) Well if you want it that bad, just ask him, jeez.
( ・-・) Uho! ii otoko
( ´ω`) Yamenaika?
( ・ω・) Jamaika! Bob Marley, Sean Paul and Papa San!
( ・-・) Yeah, Bob Marley and The, um, Whalers... good stuff, good stuff. Especially when they filled the reefer but didn't soot the debut tea.
(・∀・) 573! 573! GO NA MI 573~
( ´ω`) in my day we just yelled the Konami code instead of just posting the number everywhere.
(・∀・) wow I guess you're not that old? That was maybe 20 years ago...
( ・-・) Grandpa's a fake.
( ´ω`) I'm made out of the same Shift-JIS that you are, bunny girl.
( ・-・) I'm a fake bunny girl so what does that say about you?
( ´ω`) That I am free from the prison of Maya, for I realize that I am nothing and thus the poison of ego is purified and destroyed.
( ・-・) Well, la dee dah.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is Yoga?
( ´ω`) One of the greatest baseball players ever, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I get stronger?
( ´ω`) Near death experiences, Junior, whatever doesn't kill you... that reminds me.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if I have a near-life experience, will I get weaker?
( ´ω`) You cannot possibly get any weaker. Your disgusting physical strength is a constant reminder of the fallacies of in-breeding.
(・∀・) You're not exactly Charles Atlas yourself, old man.
( ・-・) And who started the inbreeding?
( ´ω`) Don't disrespect your elders, or I'll exercise my ability to vote and make abortion legal up to the 60th trimester.
( ・ω・) Well, as long as it doesn't apply to clones.
( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up, Clonepa, you were a failure. A fourth-grade level science project gone horribly wrong.
( ´ω`) You think you're all that because you can use tanasinn? Bitch, I AM tanasinn.
( ・ω・) You're tanasinn? I control tanasinn, so that means...
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( ・ω・) Grandpuppet, bring me a snack!
One family-sized bag of Grandpa Smacks coming up!
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⊂彡☆))ω・) ow sorry ow ow I deserved this ow
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( ・ω・) Grandpa, I command you to cease hitting me at once, and never hit me or insult me ever again!
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all the violence!
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⊂彡☆))ω・) ow stop it ow ow meany ow
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( ・-・) You got off lightly.
( ・-・) I received the family-sized fag of Grandpa Fucks.
( ´ω`) Oooo, how original. Good comeback, Potsie.
( ・-・) Your sarcasm proves you love me.
( ・-・) Sicko!
( ´ω`) Someday, you're going to have to let go of that fantasy world you live in where people actually care what you say.
(・∀・) Grandpa! I found 600get lying in the street!
( ´ω`) That's a damn lie and you know it, people don't just leave GETs lying around.
( ´ω`)At least back in my day, you had to WORK for your GETs.
(・∀・) I'm going to go put a down payment on a PS3!
( ´ω`) PS3? Ah, what was it that some kid told me to say about it... Oh yeah.
( ´・ω（●）`) "WTF N00BZ GET A XBOX360 N GET FUCKEN HALOS INSTED !! PS3 FUCKN SUX FAGOT"
( ´ω`) Anyway, how are you supposed to pay for that? ...
( ´ω`)つ ! Where's my wallet?!
( ・-・) Hey, lookie what I bought, a PS3! Wanna play Japanese dating games with me Junior?
(・∀・) No. I hate you.
( ・-・) Well Junior, I happen to like you so much I'll give a piece of good advice here. Never steal money from people's wallets. Swipe their credit cards instead.
wth
( ´ω`) Hello there, disembodied spirit of a 60th trimester abortion.
Last 200 posts reported as crap.
Incorrect. I sage.
Meanwhile, in Paris
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'm still waiting for my cake.
( ´ω`) Check with Darkpa. He's cleaned out every fridge in town. Maybe he has your cake.
Meanwhile, in Darkpa's secret base
（ ｀ハ´）Excellent.
（ ｀ハ´）The cake, I mean.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ "Let them eat cake" they say but if I don't find a single cake soon I'll start a second French Revolution. These cheese-eating surrender monkeys need some spine and cake in them.
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/⌒ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Security here to wish you a happy holidays, nya!
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( ´ω`) Not quite that time yet, in both DQN and what I believe is known as "real life".
(・∀・) What happened on september 5000, granpa?
( ・ω・) We got drunk and played ping-pong, and then recorded a crap-ass song.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ And ate cake.
Meanwhile, at Darkpa's poolside party
（ ｀ハ´）Excellent.
（ ｀ハ´）The song, I mean.
(・∀・) Why did clonepa answer for you, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) That's what I cloned them for. To do menial tasks so I can pursue more lofty ... pursuits.
（ ｀ハ´）He keeps saying that, but then fails to crash my parties.
( ´ω`) I'm over in Science arguing against global warming being a bad thing because I'm old enough to have lived through the Medieval Warm Period, and it was a damn fine time.
Meanwhile, some unspecified but short distance in front of Darkpa's bubonic plague cultures
（ ｀ハ´）Excellent.
（ ｀ハ´）The weather, I mean.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like during the Jurassic period?
( ´ω`) We were just voles back in those days, and the dinosaurs mostly came out at night. Mostly.
( ´ω`) I remember eating Fruit Voleups with the guys, waiting for the velociraptors to go chase something else so we could go out and buy bags of cashews at the local 7/11.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what were cashews like during the Jurassic period?
( ´ω`) Each one weighed nine pounds. You could feed a family of four on one.
(・∀・) Ever battle a T-Rex then?
( ´ω`) Oh, to be young and foolish and stupid. There were no Tyrannosaurs in the Jurassic Period, Junior.
( ´ω`) However, I did ruin their shit during the late Cretaceous.
( ´ω`) You kids still use that phrase, right?
(・∀・) No, and I'd like it if you never did that again.
Meanwhile, While Darkpa plots something terrible.
（ ｀ハ´）Excellent.
（ ｀ハ´）My terrible plot, I mean.
Meanwhile, in front of the TV
( ・-・) Excellent.
( ・-・) Bill and Ted, I mean.
Meanwhile, in an unknown location
( ´ω`) Excellent
( ´ω`) AHHH thats the spot
( ´ω`) AHHHHHHHHH~~~
Meanwhile, in the place
（ ｀ハ´）~CHOO.
（ ｀ハ´）CHOO CHOO TRAIN.
Meanwhile, in Siberia
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Meanwhile, over at DQN
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Beady Eyes?
( ´ω`) It was excellent.
( ・-・) Pay no attention to that senile old fart, Junior.
( ´ω`) Didn't I tell you to get the fuck out of my house forever ago?
( ・-・) Calm down Grandpa, lest you shit yourself in sheer rage.
(・∀・) So where were you going with that whole "Grandpa take up and wake your pills" thing anyway?
( ・-・) It was an attempt to get Grandpa into Employment, Education and Training. EET your pills, har har.
(・∀・) Oh. Good thing we fought that gag as hard as we did. It really sucked.
( ・-・) You're just too stupid to get it, but that comes with being of Grandpa's bloodline.
( ´ω`) Upon further reflection, your pills gag reveals a paucity of vision.
( ・-・) EET ees slander! Ay have mucho visiones!