[Part X] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:55

( LƒΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

650 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 19:56

( LƒΦ`) Go back to Guadalacaca, where the people grudgingly accept you.

651 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 20:25

( E-E) But I already booked you on a flight to Guanocacaracha! See, ticket code EET-337. Just remember to avoid jetlag by taking your pills.

652 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 20:33

( LƒΦ`) Eh, it's your money. I'm staying here in my thread.

653 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 21:01

( E-E) But I used YOUR money.

654 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 21:29

( LƒΦ`) You are clearly mistaken, I already spent every cent I had on beer.

655 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 22:13

(EΝE) Dad, somebody took all the monopoly money from my monopoly box.

656 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 22:15

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) It must be banditos!

657 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 03:17

( E-E) Holy Frijoles! I've been found out!

|œc

658 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 14:29

( E-E) Grandpa, what was life like before Hatsune Miku?

659 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:06

@@@@›R@
@@@ @)@@R
@@@@(“ρ“ρ“ρ)
@@/άΠ*L°MЁ@@@I guess no one wants gifts, nya...
@ (@ƒCΖΨ)8@l) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@M`|„ͺ„ͺ„Ό @@@@
@@@@ΎPΎ

660 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:07

( LƒΦ`) Let grandpa see some of those "Gifts" you youngsters are talking about.

661 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:12

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(›έƒ~œcƒ~œcƒ~œcƒ~œcƒ~œcjƒ~œcƒ~œcjƒ~œc)
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662 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:14

Π*L°MΠ The flamethrower is all I have packed with me, but I have many more at my condo, nya.

663 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:17

( LƒΦ`) Ah. Seems about right. Brig me back a russian gun, please.

664 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:22

( LƒΦ`) Sorry about the brig thig, I do't kow how to type the key betwee b ad m.

665 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:24

( LƒΦ) I am the ( LƒΏ) and the ( LƒΦ`), the { and the }.

666 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:25

Π*L°MΠ I AM 666, I AM SATANIC, I LISTEN TO MARYALIN MANSONS.

667 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:57

iEΝEj Grandpa, can I have a dollar? If you say o it means yes.

668 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:09

@Ώ‚Φ-Ν
@RΠ*L°MΠ Security back, nya. SUPER KUNG-FU SECURITY STANCE, NYAAAAAA!
@@@_Ό_
@@@ ‚n-€@j`
@@@@@@Ύ

669 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:09

( LƒΦ`) Uh uh.

670 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:10

( LƒΦ`) Now what was that about a dollar?

671 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:14

iEΝEj Oh, right. You owe me 200 of them.

672 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 10:55

( LƒΦ`) You're not my barkeep. I don't owe you a damn thing.

673 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 11:01

iEΝEj Grandpa, why is >>71 such an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball?

674 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 11:52

iEΝEj I'm not a barkeep, but I'm tender... Should I sing?

675 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 12:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, who's that guy in the post above me? He's got fat cheeks.

676 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 17:56

q (EΝE) p@ Grandpa, what was life like before hands?

677 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:12

(EΝE) Grandpa, am I asking you too many questions?

(EΝE) Or are there multiple juniors asking too many questions?

(EΝE) If the former was the case, would you approve?

(EΝE) Why am I here? What is my point in life? Was I created only to meaningless questions?

(EΝE) What was life like before I was born?

678 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:22

( LƒΦ`) Junior, get out of the cloning vats. Remember what happened last time?

679 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:33

(EƒΦE) i happened, babey

680 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:51

( LƒΦ`) Yes, >>71pa, you happened. You also happen to be an aggravating unintelligent dirtball.

681 Name: 71 : 1993-09-5158 20:58

(EƒΦE) Grandpa's just bitter because he isn't a hit with the ladies like I am.

682 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 21:17

(EΝE) Grandpa, is there an echo in here?

683 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 21:31

(EΝE) Grandpa, is there an echo in here??

684 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 01:12

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685 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 01:23

Why do we need all the VIOLENCE?!
@@@Θ Θ @
@@@(@ί ƒŽί)@@@|@|@
@@‚Ɓ@@@j@ @ |@|
@@ ‚x@/ƒm@@@ l
@@@ /@j@ @ < @>__ƒ©Ώ
@ Q/‚΅'@^^. ‚uƒmځ˜ί ƒŽίΙ/ WAAHHH
@iQƒtœc@@@@@ @@/

686 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 01:24

( LƒΦ`) Whoa, they have some weird stuff on that picture box you have.

687 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 02:09

(> ›„D›>) A CHALLENGER APPEARS

688 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 05:01

(EΝE) Ok. Now THAT looks retarded.

689 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 18:33

( LƒΦ`) Looks like it's retarded fish for dinner, Junior.

690 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 20:34

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ Nya.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

691 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:42

( LƒΦ`) No fish for you.

692 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:46

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L-MΠ Nyawwwwww...
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

693 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 18:07

( LƒΦ`) No means no.

694 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:10

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*M-LΠ GAO!
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

695 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:40

@ @ΘΘ@@ ‚Φ-́@@ @ʁQΚ
@@(,,߁[ί)@ Π*L°MЁ@@ (@߁Νί) GIVE US LIBERTY OR GIVE US FISH!
`(,,QɁ@`(,_‚•‚•Ι@`(,,QΙ

696 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:49

><> < Eat me!

697 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:52

( LƒΦ`)@Some guy calling himself a "Corean" said something like that the other day.

(EΝE)@You want us to do to you what we did to him?

698 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:54

(EΝE) Grandpa, if a bunch of letter 'x' ask me to consume them, should I? And how long do I have to cook them before eating?

699 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 20:08

( LƒΦ`)@Go ahead. It's your funeral.

700 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 20:08

@ @ΘΘ@ @ ʁQʁ@@ @‚Φ-Ν
@@(,,߁[ί)@@(@߁Νί)@@ Π*L°MЁ@Security here, nya, with my trainees.
`(,,QɁ@ `(,,QɁ@ `(,_‚•‚•Ι@We got a call about some annoying kid asking stupid questions

701 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 20:38

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do the kittens want to see Beady Eyes?

702 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 03:05

( LƒΦ`)@Like Junior said, you want Beady Eyes. He's over there, pretending he's a bandito.

703 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 13:39

( E-E) Holy Frijoles! Los Federales!

|œc

704 Name: Not in employment, education or training. : 1993-09-5162 15:14

(EΝE) Grandpa, what is a panda?

705 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 17:49

( LƒΦ`) It's a common, though not very effective insult in the perpetual insult thread.

706 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 19:03

(EΝE) GrandPanda, what is a pa?

707 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 20:02

( LƒΦ`) Grand.

708 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 22:23

(EΝE) You didn't actually have to answer that. It wasn't even funny.

709 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 22:53

iLE„DEjPenis.

710 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 23:01

( LƒΦ`) Splendid.

711 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 01:02

iLE„DEjVagina.

712 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 01:28

( LƒΦ`) Dentata.

713 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 03:48

iLE„DEjFuck.

714 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 06:02

(EΝE) Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase...
(EΝE) Vagina Dentata, ain't no fappin' craze...

715 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 15:25

wow, you guys seem to have alot of fun..

716 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 16:41

iLE„DEjVoice with no body attached.

717 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 17:33

( LƒΦ`) Fantastic.

718 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 17:52

iLE„DEj My gimmick is that I'm fat and worried.

719 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 18:23

( LƒΦ`) Fantastic.

720 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 19:04

(EΝE) Ore wa SHIKKAAAAIIIDER!!

721 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 19:57

( LƒΦ`) Utter tripe.

722 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 20:04

(EΝE) wa-Wa-WA-WASUREMONO! Ore wa wa Suremonoooo....

723 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 20:08

 ,_ά^A
iR‚ցj Ore Sanjou! DQN Rider Ichigo!

724 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 20:14

( LƒΦ`) Rider? That's it Junior, bedtime! Grandpa just remembered ha has to watch the Fate stay knight porn vid.

725 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 21:36

 @@</^i>`"άR^>€.
  @ / .ƒ€i(iή"j))T'@@c
@ / / ΙGP PΙ„ͺ₯~
@i.( ii((__‚€υ/LPPPMi
  @ MRlP_/@ ‰“β@ /P M~

726 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 22:24

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     / iR‚ցj_,,`~
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      //-+-//  /
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    /,ELRA/
 A/      \,-             KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!
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727 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 22:32

(EΝE) I kinda like this new guy, Grandpa.

728 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 00:19

faggotstab

729 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 10:48

( LƒΦ`) Stop that, you're ruining a beautiful scene in the movie.

730 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5164 19:00

@@@^άR
@@/iœjiœj@I wish I could be like DQN rider.
@@|@Δͺͺͺ²/
@@| /MΖƁL
@ //@| |
@‚t@ .‚t

731 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 20:34

@@@@(wink!)
@@@ @@ _@@,_ά^A@@@@@@Don't worry, young man.
@@@@@@@ ` iβR‚ցj_,,`~
@@@^άR,,-\|,-+],@|A@@@You might say there's a little DQN in all of us.
@@/iœjiœj@||-+-|@| |
@@|@Δͺͺͺ²/@@|(¦)= | ^
@@| /MΖƁL@ @ |,E--A|
@ //@| | @ @ @a @ a
@‚t@ .‚t@@@@| @ @ |

732 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 20:40

@v ,_ά^A
@|iR‚ցj_,,`~@@Whoops, I broke my boots
@\_|,-+],@|A
@@ |-+-|@| |@@I swear that has never happened before
@@ |(¦)= | ^
@@ |,E--A|
@@a @ a
@Q| @ @ |Q

733 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 20:45

Hi Infernalmeep~

734 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 11:35

( LƒΦ`) Who let these deformed mutants here?

735 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 11:41

@@@^άR
@@/iœjiœj@Durrr.... This is my house Granpa.
@@|@Δͺͺͺ²/
@@| /MΖƁL
@ //@| |
@‚t@ .‚t

736 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 12:32

(EΝE)

737 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 13:16

( LƒΦ`) What? Speak up, I can't hear you!

738 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 14:58

(EΝE) IT'S A MADHOUSE, GRANDPA!

739 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 17:19

( E-E) Take your pills.

740 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 17:33

(EΝE) Grandpa, if I stop being happy one day, how will one recognize me from beady eyes ?

741 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 17:37

( LƒΦ`) Ignorance is bliss, junior, you'll always be happy.

742 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 17:48

(EΝE) Yay!

743 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 17:58

( E-E) Take your pills!

744 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 18:38

(EΝE) YOU take your pills!

745 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 19:02

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746 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 19:03

( LƒΦ`) You know, you should take your pills.

747 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 19:18

PRO TIP: Take your pills.

748 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 20:03

( LƒΦ`) No, I think Mr. TIP has had too many pills already.

749 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 20:10

(EΝE) Can I have some of his pills?

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