( LΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
( LΦ`) Go back to Guadalacaca, where the people grudgingly accept you.
( E-E) But I already booked you on a flight to Guanocacaracha! See, ticket code EET-337. Just remember to avoid jetlag by taking your pills.
( LΦ`) Eh, it's your money. I'm staying here in my thread.
( E-E) But I used YOUR money.
( LΦ`) You are clearly mistaken, I already spent every cent I had on beer.
(EΝE) Dad, somebody took all the monopoly money from my monopoly box.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) It must be banditos!
( E-E) Holy Frijoles! I've been found out!
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( E-E) Grandpa, what was life like before Hatsune Miku?
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( LΦ`) Ah. Seems about right. Brig me back a russian gun, please.
( LΦ`) Sorry about the brig thig, I do't kow how to type the key betwee b ad m.
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iEΝEj Oh, right. You owe me 200 of them.
iEΝEj Grandpa, why is >>71 such an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball?
iEΝEj I'm not a barkeep, but I'm tender... Should I sing?
(EΝE) Grandpa, who's that guy in the post above me? He's got fat cheeks.
q (EΝE) p@ Grandpa, what was life like before hands?
(EΝE) Grandpa, am I asking you too many questions?
(EΝE) Or are there multiple juniors asking too many questions?
(EΝE) If the former was the case, would you approve?
(EΝE) Why am I here? What is my point in life? Was I created only to meaningless questions?
(EΝE) What was life like before I was born?
( LΦ`) Junior, get out of the cloning vats. Remember what happened last time?
(EΦE) i happened, babey
( LΦ`) Yes, >>71pa, you happened. You also happen to be an aggravating unintelligent dirtball.
(EΦE) Grandpa's just bitter because he isn't a hit with the ladies like I am.
(EΝE) Grandpa, is there an echo in here?
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( LΦ`) Whoa, they have some weird stuff on that picture box you have.
(EΝE) Ok. Now THAT looks retarded.
( LΦ`) Looks like it's retarded fish for dinner, Junior.
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( LΦ`)@Some guy calling himself a "Corean" said something like that the other day.
(EΝE)@You want us to do to you what we did to him?
(EΝE) Grandpa, if a bunch of letter 'x' ask me to consume them, should I? And how long do I have to cook them before eating?
( LΦ`)@Go ahead. It's your funeral.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why do the kittens want to see Beady Eyes?
( LΦ`)@Like Junior said, you want Beady Eyes. He's over there, pretending he's a bandito.
( E-E) Holy Frijoles! Los Federales!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what is a panda?
( LΦ`) It's a common, though not very effective insult in the perpetual insult thread.
(EΝE) GrandPanda, what is a pa?
( LΦ`) Grand.
(EΝE) You didn't actually have to answer that. It wasn't even funny.
iLEDEjPenis.
( LΦ`) Splendid.
iLEDEjVagina.
( LΦ`) Dentata.
iLEDEjFuck.
(EΝE) Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase...
(EΝE) Vagina Dentata, ain't no fappin' craze...
wow, you guys seem to have alot of fun..
iLEDEjVoice with no body attached.
( LΦ`) Fantastic.
iLEDEj My gimmick is that I'm fat and worried.
( LΦ`) Fantastic.
(EΝE) Ore wa SHIKKAAAAIIIDER!!
( LΦ`) Utter tripe.
(EΝE) wa-Wa-WA-WASUREMONO! Ore wa wa Suremonoooo....
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iRΦj Ore Sanjou! DQN Rider Ichigo!
( LΦ`) Rider? That's it Junior, bedtime! Grandpa just remembered ha has to watch the Fate stay knight porn vid.
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(EΝE) I kinda like this new guy, Grandpa.
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( LΦ`) Stop that, you're ruining a beautiful scene in the movie.
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( LΦ`) Who let these deformed mutants here?
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( LΦ`) What? Speak up, I can't hear you!
( E-E) Take your pills.
(EΝE) Grandpa, if I stop being happy one day, how will one recognize me from beady eyes ?
( LΦ`) Ignorance is bliss, junior, you'll always be happy.
(EΝE) Yay!
( E-E) Take your pills!
(EΝE) YOU take your pills!
( E-E)
( LΦ`) You know, you should take your pills.
PRO TIP: Take your pills.
(EΝE) Can I have some of his pills?