4 + 4 = ?
>>198 You were so soft that I cried like a schoolgirl. Be more tough!
Does human flesh really taste like chicken?
You didn't notice the difference at lunch yesterday.
Let's be honest for a moment: do any of you people really exist?
>>200 You have too much imagination.
Are we alone in the Universe?
>>201 I really hope not. It'd be pretty depressing if humans, including vippers and /b/tards, were the most advanced beings in the universe.
What's going to be the next radical new fad among nerds after anime-fever has subsided?
Chibi-Vampire
Why is Tokyopop still in business?
Courtney Love is paying them to keep Princess AI in print.
Was there ever anime so vile as Don't Leave Me Daisy?
No.
Why do people ask yes or no questions in this thread, as if they don't realize how little those questions leave to the imagination?
Right.
How do you escape from your daily existence?
No.
Do you still beat your sister?
It really depends on what you are inferring by using the word "Beat", as it has several meanings and there's nothing within that paragraph's context to determine what you intended.
What foods should I serve for sunday brunch?
Fried chicken and waffles.
Just what does >>208 do to his sister?
It really depends on what you are inferring by using the word "do", as it has several meanings and there's nothing within that paragraph's context to determine what you intended.
What was your favorite scene in "Tapeheads"?
No. Serve the chicken on top of waffles with syrup and butter optional.
What did >>208's sister do to deserve such a variety of beatings?
She recited passages from the bible backwards with multiple voices while floating in air and making her eyes glow bright red somehow.
Is it time to take the pizza out yet?
No, give it another hour. I like the cheese black.
Are you a samurai?
A SAMURAI PIZZA CAT, HERE TO RESCUE THAT POOR PIZZA FROM BURNING!
Can I get you gentlemen anything? Coffee? Tea? Smokes?
Get me >>208's sister so I can beat her.
Is it true that chicken tastes like humans?
No, but human is strikingly similar to crocodile.
Where did you say you put it?
She's crying into her hands because her brother is >>208
How many pokemon are there now? It must be a crapload more than 150.
386 => http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/rspokemonlist1.html
Is it safe to pour vegetable oil into my eyes?
As long as it isn't partially hydrogenated, sure.
what foods are you most likely to ignore expiration dates, and why do you feel safe doing it?
Potato chips. Those suckers will keep for MONTHS!
What is your favorite chemical?
Capsaicin. Love those hot peppers.
What is the WORST WORD ever?
Squeeks.
Do you hate April Fools day as much as I do?
Indeed. BTW, PONIES!!!11
what's your opinion on /guro/?
Horihone Saizou is erotic, but otherwise I don't really enjoy it.
Does the 4-ch front page need updating?
Yes, news4vip left long ago.
Why is Shii using his name everywhere? At least he isn't using a tripcode
I needed to use it on /mod/ and now wakaba 3.0 filled it in for me everywhere. I'll remove it after this post, OK.
So, why are 20-year-old girls all over Neil Gaiman? He seems like a perfectly average fantasy writer.
Because he's fucking NEIL GAIMAN, BITCH.
OK, so I bought Advance Wars for the DS, now what else should I get?
A real console.
Is there a question that has no answer?
Why are you such a goddamned idiot?
Anyway, there are birds outside my window (I'm on the 4th floor). How do I get them all to shut up so I can go back to sleep?
Shoot them. You get a free breakfast as an added bonus.
Why does the tales of the abyss soundtrack only have two good songs, and why are they shitty versions of songs from tales of eternia?
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!
Have you seen Ice Age?
"I, Sage" was the biggest hit of the Japanese cinema of the past five years. Unfortunately, it never made it to any festivals, and is mostly unknown outside of Japan.
Who is cooler, the King of Beggers, the God of Cooks, or the God of Gamblers and why?
The God of Cooks: otherwise, what would we eat?
Tits or ass?
_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 おっぱい! おっぱい!
⊂彡
Contingency planning?
Yes indeed.
Why is my text blinking, while my cursor is not?
Squeeks set the css on the textbox to blink. I'm not sure what's wrong with the cursor though.
How many more threads can grandpa last before we get tired of him?
As many as it takes until Squeeks cuts off payments to the hosting company.
Is there somebody out there for me?
No.
Why does /dqn/ suck so bad?
Because you're here.
When will >>242 leave?
Because you touch yourself at night.
(・∀・) How is this thread different from Grandpa's?
ガラハーーーーーーーーーーーーーー！
How can we prevent two people from solving the same question in the future?
>>245
Pick one of the two for deletion
Which is more deserving of the many love and accolades which they recieve; Corea or Something Awful?
Trick question.
Please fondle my bum.
Cannot compute. Please reformulate the question.
Is Q God?
Yes. He became a mortal, and sacrificed himself to save the Enterprise, then went back to being omnipotent.
What kind of sacrifice would Q find seemly?
Maybe a ball.
What's that bird whistling outside my window?
It's whistling "Who da man? WHO DA MAN? Oh Yeah! You Want Somma Dis!" to the bitches.
Why is it so fucking windy today?
Because the trees are sneezing a lot -- they're allergic to tree pollen.
Why do posts on DQN take so damn long to post these days?
Why do posts on DQN take so damn long to post these days?
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER (somewhere)!
All I know is that >255 is doing a damn good job of failing it.
Does the rain in Spain fall mostly on the plain? Or is that just bullshit?
>>257
The rain in spain mostly falls on muh dick
Has anyone ever visited trollz.com?
No
What will happen to junior once grandpa's thread v3 hits 1000?
He will wait for Grandpa v4 and post there.
What will Grandpa v3's final post be?
1000GET
When did you begin acting like this?
I was born with it.
Do they have "In Capitalistic USA..." jokes in Soviet Russia?
In Soviet Russia, "in capitalistic USA..." jokes have THEM!
What if there is no grandpa v4?
Oh, don't worry. Someone will restart it. Someone always does...
Why do jokes hang on so far past their Laugh At date on the internet anyway?
Because internet jokes are made from Velveeta, the Cheese that Would Not Die.
Do you think that Butterscotch, the Hasbro Robotic Pony will be the big hit this Christmas, and what's the best hack for its programming?
Not likely with a $300 price tag; best hack is to convert it into a vibrator.
Why does my coffee taste like crap when it's cold?
Much like sake, any coffee will taste decent when its hot - only high quality java is good cold.
Was the $50 I just spent on Kingdom Hearts II wasted?
Not if you're gay.
Who am us, anyway?
We are the DQN Theatre.
Why does a Digg page never complete loading in my browser? Is it because Web 2.0 is crap?
It's the Ultimate DQN: showing intelligence in a DQN forum!
What's the fastest way to earn a million bucks?
Rob a bank; it's also the fastest way to loose a million bucks!
Digg or /.?
Fark.
Will Microsoft manage to kill open source?
Hopefully.
Why is 4chan becoming less and less Japanese?
Because the mods are something awful.
Why is it that ebaumsworld is so superior?
Because http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com
Is it me or is http://www.wired.com getting worse and worse?
Wired's web design is just so 2000.
Which is more amusing: RAGEQUIT or RAGEJOIN?
RAGEQUIT
Why does >>276 think anyone cares about his crappy flash animation getting stolen?
that would be a girl.
Should I do eggs or pancakes for breakfast today?
Eggs. Make an egg sandwich!
VIP? or DQN? Is there a difference?
No. Both are equally a bunch of idiots, easily forgotten.
Should I up my ritalin to 20mg TID?
Not enough. Make It 50mg.
Is 4-ch really going to die?
4-ch is eternal moment, like tanasinn.
♪ Do you feeeeeeel like we do? ♪
Goodness, I hope so!
What song is this at http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=30171642 ...? It's been bothering me, and I can't rest until I find out!
The Magical 8Ball says "Ask Shii".
Can drama be converted into kinetic energy?
We'll find out in Three Weeks!
Porn?
Not on MY hard drive! Luckily, I have an ipod.
Why is anonymity used as an excuse to dodge responsibility?
It's addictive to talk shit w/out getting smacked down.
It snowed last night, isn't it supposed to be fucking spring yet??!?!?!?!?!?!?!???
It's like 80 degrees here, and the grass is coming back to life, so yes it's spring. Quit living in IglooTown.
Is 4-ch still up?
Like Johnny Wadd and his favorite fluffer!
Do you love Desiree Cousteau? She's MUCH cuter than Vanessa Del Rio.
lol
what?
Ahem. "Do you love Desiree Cousteau? She's MUCH cuter than Vanessa Del Rio."
Do you love Desiree Cousteau? She's MUCH cuter than Vanessa Del Rio.
Oh! I did hear you right the first time. Never heard of either.
Can anyone recommend a good hearing specialist?
Generally, you need to go through your primary physician and get a referrel who participates in your health plan.
Is socialized medicine/universal healthcare going to lead to less advanced care, but greater preventative care?
No, because I'll fight socialized medicine and other socialist nonsense tooth and nail.
What's that on your teeth?
Your wife's pubic hair.
Why does everybody always want to hit me?