4 + 4 = ?
Because she hates you and wants you to die.
Will she turn the gun on >>98?
We now interrupt this question and answer session for a 100GET!
Was that too much, do you think?
Yeah, you totally broke the flow.
It'd be rude if they simply didn't tell me anything, right?
Not nearly as rude as telling you "the goat's ass we interviewed was better qualified then you, so we went with it. medical plan's cheaper, too."
What is the mathematical equation of the sequence of primes?
Fuck do I know?
How do you say "I am looking for a maid who will not steal from me very much" in Russian?
Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня very much, according to babelfish.
What kind of a jackass relies on machine translation for mission-critical communications?
Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня много
Should I buy or should I sell?
Buy low, sell high.
Here is funny internet, is it not?
>>89 relies on base 89, and actually 10GET, but was honest as far as he understood it.
Do you know exactly how to eat an Oreo?
Yes.
Who is the funniest person in the world?
VIPPER wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
When you lose a sock in the dryer, where does it go?
Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня много= I am looking at a maid not stealing from me much
dunno how do translate your sentence though...I don't know enough Russian
>>111 fails for irrelevancy.
When you lose a sock in a dryer, it becomes a sacrifice to Ashtophar. He's a demon of the third order who appreciates sweat a little more than blood. Be happy for his unusual preferences.
Now that I raised it and it's done my bidding, how do I put it down?
You can't. Best solution is to sedate it with bad porn and chicken wings.
Is it wrong to want to fuck tons of asian chicks?
Yes. Bestiality is always wrong
What did Dr Weir do to himself to turn himself into a superfreaky demon type at the end of event horizon?
Fat asian chicks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 - 1 is No, 10 is Yes - would you, or would you not post in the next Grandpa thread?
11.
Will Junior take over after Grandpa?
Of course. There will always be a Terakian.
Will the Botanical Society accept my intestinal flora as a late entry for this year's flower show?
Of course. There will always be a Terakian.
Will the Botanical Society accept my intestinal flora as a late entry for this year's flower show?
They have for the last three years, so why not?
Why are all the ships in Honor Harrington books shaped like double-ended dildos?
If you think about it, the answer is pretty obvious.
Should I make a big stink about not buying bootlegs?
Of course. Real men leech their own, and don't get it from Ebay.
Can I offer myself as a martyr to apologize for Fursecution?
It would be a pretty facile apology, considering that fursecution persists to this very day.
What's the last digit of pi?
Jack Horner's thumb.
Why was he keeping it warm and moist?
なんだここは
なんだここは
>>123 The doctor told him to.
Why does this soup taste so funny?
Because it has a bunch of shitty memes in it. "under the moon loli to issho", for example, is on top of that piece of carrot right there. You see?
What are three ways that OpenBSD mitigates the risks stemming from buffer overflow bugs in poorly written software?
Making it extremely difficult to run any software, and SSP.
Where is my copy of Finnegans Wake?
Try your bookshelf.
Sleep or post more?
masturbate!
boxers or briefs?
Briefs. Briefs contain briefish energy, which gives you super powers. Super Brief Charge!
How do I become a proper princess?
Clean Up Princess!
Why are residence hallways so wide when the actual rooms are so small?
It's not that way here at Needler Hall, where all the rooms are spacious and the residents are eccentric!
Why won't they bring back yummy cyclamates?
Because you touch yourself at night. Do it during the day, ya perv.
What does it mean when your fart smells of dog food?
Nothing, really, except that your dog tends to drool when sniffing your butt.
Should I vacuum my living room first, or do the dishes?
>Should I vacuum my living room first, or do the dishes?
vacuum is easy, compared. so do that first and then continue drinking.
The dishes; you can't eat off the floor, no matter how clean it is.
So, whatever happened to that whole "new mods zOMG" thing?
>>138 plastic plates thanks to oil.
Do you have no questions??
What is the world coming to?
Peak oil, then apocalypse.
Have YOU registered an account at becauseitswinter.com ?
Yes. In fact, I liked it so much I registered 26 accounts.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Zippy claimed 10, but it was really just a clogging group.
Am I having fun yet?
Uh-oh!! I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!
Why are there so many minnows in the water?
>>144
because you touch yourself under water
Why is there no 'becauseitssummer.com'?
Normal people don't get depressed only because it's warm and sunny.
What should I wear to Dracula's Ball? It's some kind of a Goth Dance.
>>146
dress as van helsing and carry a wooden stake
Do you know anyone who likes ashley simpson, shikira or britany spears?
Unfortunately, yes.
Sex or maturbation?
Masturbate while thinking about having sex
Is it good or is it whack?
How about masturbating while thinking about masturbating for a change?
Now that would be whackingly good.
Heads or tails?
Well, I'd rather kiss lips that kiss ass, so... heads.
Why have these last few posts all been about sex?
virgins, lol
does espresso really have less caffiene than coffee?
I wouldn't know. I drink Morning Thunder made with Water Joe.
What's good for what ails ye?
Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
What's a fun thing to do in the city of __________?
See the Castle of -----------.
Why do I have a headache?
Too many excesses, not enough sleep.
Why don't we have a tail?
So we don't have to suffer from clarts.
How do I keep the Sheep Mafia out of my city?
Go to Ireland and yell "Scottland rules!"
Will >>157 make out of it alive?
>>157 Dies (zomg spoilarz)
Do the scots get their superiority from shagging sheep, or from something else?
You are correct. It all stems from sheep-shagging.
What happens to sea monkies when they die?
They go to the Western Shores.
Why does Rhino 3D's interface suck so bad?
>>161 Because it's still in beta despite being sold.
What was the next big thing after the Rubik Cube?
My cock.
Why does Squeeks wear a poo hat?
Because he is Squeeks, and because he is alive.
Would you hit it?
Like the fist of a minorly annoyed god.
Sex! Lies! and...?
poop hats
How many of us truly like mittens?
I haven't worn mittens since I was 12.
Does it seem ... chilly to you?
Better put on those mittens!
.......................too.......................tired......................
Go to sleep.
How do I shot web?
I don't know lol
Why does loli haet pizza?
because it has anchovies.
Who shot JFK?
The driver.
Is this thing on?
Whoa, feedback. Let me turn this down a bit!
Should I go back to bed?
Nah, just jump in the shower.
Is decaf responsible for decreased intelligence?
It's more likely that decreased intelligence is responsible for decaf. People don't drink coffee for the taste, so whoever tought up the idea of removing the only reason to drink it can't be one of the smarter ones.
Please state your answer in the form of a question.
禿同。
ところで話は変わるけど
この前久々に幼馴染と飲みにいったんだ
俺たちは幼稚園、小学校、中学校、高校まで同じだったんだけど
大学だけは別々のところに行ったから約一年半ぶりのご対面
ついつい昔話に花を咲かせちゃって・・・
それで、気が付くともう12時回っててそろそろ帰ろっかと思ったんだけど
彼女ぐでんぐでんに酔っ払っててさ
初めて気が付いたんだけど、こいつかなり酒癖悪かったわけよ
仕方ないから俺が家まで送ることになって
途中何度も嘔吐しながらも何とか彼女ん家に着いた
彼女をベッドに乗せるとやっと解放されたーと思ってどさっと座り込んだ
ふと、すやすやと眠っている幼馴染の顔を見ると
しばらく見ない間にものすごく可愛くなってた
ずっと友達としか思ってなかったこいつを初めて「女」と感じた
送ってやったんだからキスぐらい・・・っていう誘惑に負けてつい彼女に口付けをしてしまった
すぐに彼女は目を開く
「キス・・・した？」
「お、起きてたのか？！ごごごごめん！」
慌てふためくかっこ悪い俺
「初めてだったんだけどなー。まあいっか、あなただし」
怒られる・・・と思ったが、意外な答えが返ってきた。
「幼稚園のころからずーと大好きだった。なのに全然思いが伝わらなくて」
何だ？全然話が見えないぞ
「離れ離れになってから、後悔したな。結局告白できなかったって。今日は会えてとても嬉しかったよ」
やっと彼女の思いがわかった。何故俺が地元を離れるときに彼女があんなに泣いていたかも
そして、いつの間にか彼女に欲情して元気になった俺の息子がいた
「大きくなってるねｗいいよ、来て。ずっと待ってたんだから！」
そこで俺の理性が吹っ飛んだ
彼女の体に覆いかぶさって何度も何度も口付けを交わしその豊満な胸に手をつけると
持ってて良かったPSP
Have you seen the solar eclipse?
Have you seen the solar eclipse?
No, because I don't have a piece of smoked glass.
Would you consider this to be a decent translation of >>176 ?
禿同. by the way, although the talk changed, it was said to the childhood friend and the drinker after a long time last time -- us -- a kindergarten -- although it was the same to the elementary school, the junior high school, and the high school, since only the university went to the separate place -- about one year and a half -- for the first time in -- 対面 -- just -- an old tale -- a flower -- making it bloom ... then 12:00 to notice and which will be rich -- turning -- て -- soon -- 帰ろっ -- と -- although considered -- her, although it had got drunk dead-drunk and て気 was attached at the beginning of さ this -- remarkable conduct when drunk was bad -- divide -- since it is unavoidable, I send to a house -- ことにな -- on the way -- while vomiting repeatedly -- somehow -- her -- when she who arrived at ん家 was put on the bed, - released at last was thought and it sat down with どさっ -- suddenly Lose the temptation [ kiss ] ... which felt as the "woman" this which was lovely extremely while not concluding for a while that the face of the childhood friend who is sleeping calmly was seen, and which was regarded only as the friend all the time for the first time since it sends, and she is kissed just. kept "kiss whose she opens an eye immediately ... it carried out -- ?" -- "-- having occurred -- ?! -- ごごご -- pardon -- " -- awkward me who am flustered -- "-- it was the first. Although he thought ... with being scolded し it is いっ and you well", the unexpected answer came on the contrary. "It did not cut at the time of a kindergarten but was as favorite as -. a thing -- completely -- a thought -- not being transmitted -- " -- what, the talk is not in sight at all -- "-- after getting separate, he repented. It was not able to confess after all. I was very glad to have met today" -- her thought was found at last. my son who 欲情(ed) to her unawares and became fine was in why when I left local, she was crying like that -- "-- it is large -- w -- it is good -- come. Since it had been waiting " It is if it covers and hangs over her body with which my reason vanished there, kiss is exchanged repeatedly and a hand is attached to the plump breast.! Having, it is good PSP.
No. It sucks like all machine translation.
Is Medusa the hottest of the three?
Depends on the other two, really.
Who are the other two?
>>181
Furry.
What was the question again?
Well, it was the Ultimate Question, the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Who's getting the next round?
Not me, I'm tapped out.
How many copies of this do you think I can sell?
I'd say 2, maybe three.
Which came first; the chicken or the egg?
Actually, I came first. Well, that's premature ejaculation for you. :\
Why is The Rocky Horror Picture Show so popular?
>>187 Because it's safer than "Priscilla, Queen of the desert"
Why are fags so annoying?
Because they feel compelled to keep reminding you that they're gay.
What should I have for dinner tonight?
>>189 Instant ramen.
Who is this Pa Pa Panda?
Tis a panda.
Are all of the workers in Mexican and Chinese restaurants really illegal immigrants that don't speak English?
Actually, they're mostly zombies. It's much easier employing the undead, as they need neither food nor payment beyond the occasional guest who accidently wanders into the kitchen.
Have you ever tried the lamb?
I've had better. The veal was good, though.
What's the best song ever?
This is the song that doesn’t end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song etc.
How do I get this damn thing out of my head???!!!
Try singing the DQN Song instead.
Will I be able to get everything done in time?
Only by using ZA WARUDO.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
42.
why am i posting in this thread?
Like you have anything better to do. Don't pretend you have a life!
Was I too harsh?