4 + 4 = ?
Yes. (The answers can't ALL be sarcastic or negative.)
Who is Abraham Lincoln?
Muh dick.
Muh dick?
Please rephrase the question.
Is four sales in four hours good?
Depends on if you're selling cars or candybars.
Is covering 7 chapters worth of material in 3 hours a bit unrealistic?
It depends on the length of the chapters.
Is coming 4 times in 2 hours enough?
For a normal person, I guess.
How are you?
I'm getting the feeling that each new ansewr does a more inadequate job of solving it's question than the one before.
So I poured some vegtable oil into my eyes, and some of it managed to get into my nasal passages. Is there any danger in the situation described in the latter half of the compound sentence previous?
Well, a nice even coating will prevent you from pollen irritation, so I'd generally consider this to be a positive situation.
So, why exactly did you pour the vegetable oil into your eyes?
I lost a bet.
I just sold an item to somebody in Fukuoka. Can I start bragging to the ladies that my work is huge in Japan yet?
Hey, if I can call myself a novelist because I tried out NaNoWriMo once, you can call yourself whatever the hell you want.
Wii?
Wii not?
What is love?
(Baby don't hurt me.)
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and marks, any heart, not tough, or strong, enough to take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain love is like a cloud holds a lot of rain.
Who'll stop the rain?
Weatherbusters!
Who you gonna call?
844, to see what the weather will be for my fishing trip.
If Jesus is the fisher of men, doesn't that make him kind of gay?
It just proves that Jesus is completely unchristian.
When will the Servbots from Megaman Legends/Misadventures of Tron Bonne get their own series? They're the only interesting characters from those games.
Didn't they have a pocketstation minigame? Isn't that enough for you?!
Speaking of which, why is Namco vs Capcom still not translated?
Well, it's strange. Every time a team is formed to translate it, all the team members are mysteriously eaten by sharks. ~fin~
Would that be a good plot for a horror movie?
Well, its a 4chan meme, so it would there for be awful.
Whats you favorite flavor of dounut?
Cardboard.
Someone stole my sentences. Will you please get them back for me?
Hell no I won't. It's your own damn fault you lost them.
How do I doged Haduken?
by freeze framing
how do I shoot web?
Step 1: Go back to 4chan. Further instructions will be given upon your arrival.
Was I too hard on >>420?
No. You cannot mollycoddle those nancyboys.
How many were going to St. Yves?
Six. Exactly six.
I have way to much energy and I need to burn it off. What should I do? Tell me now!
Make this thread active again.
Infact, I think this can be a question you can answer. Do you?
Set yourself on fire.
What did God tell you?
Jesus returns tommorrow.
Are you going to ready for judgement day?
Yep. I've played through it in many RPGs already, so I should be fully prepared.
What is your favorite language?
English
Why are some people as stupid as they are?
I blame TV.
Why am I so tired today?
I blame internet.
Why am I here?
I blame God.
Why am I still up this late?
Because your waiting for a chance to do a Ｃ－Ｃ－Ｃ－Ｃｏｍｂｏ Ｂｒｅａｋｅｒ！
Who will be the next monar to get it's own thread on DQN?
Squeeks.
Why does "Internet Addicts" suck so much?
Because you don't appreciate the contribution that Something Awful made to the internet.
Do you think ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Post happy things! will sputer out before it reaches 1000? I mean, everyone used to think that the fat thread was the next big thing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like posting until 1000!
How much does it cost to get somebody killed around here?
( `∀´) Why don't you stop by my thread and ask?
( `∀´) Well, are you going to answer me?
I would say "No", but I am, so yes.
Who the fuck was >>436?
I've been every other poster in this thread for the last hour. Thats probably breaking some kind of rule, so I'll leave after this question.
Do you like horny bunnies?
Of course! What kind of question is that?
Why does 4chan's /b/ have so many Nazis on it?
lol internet
beast or furry?
cock
Is the end nigh?
Yes. The Squeeks thread is almost at 1000.
Who... is... Captain Obvious?
A very slow-witted individual, usually one who states the most obvious thing.
Who is the tripfag above this post?
That famous chinaman, Sum Dum Bum
Where is lolocaust?
lolocaust is on Sabbatical. We last saw him at the Walpurgisnacht Sabbat.
How many wiccans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Show your work.
Two, but they have to be really small wiccans. Fuck you, I did it in my head.
Should the new anonymous name on /dqn/ be "My Sentences"?
No. While "My Sentences" is indeed beautiful, "DQN Otoko" or some variation is much more fitting. But it still sucks.
Could you explain the first half of Eureka Seven 38 to me?
Stuff happens. Then everybody dies. Or not.
How many more drinks before I pass out in a pool of my own urine and vomit?
"I never made it without dying. Ask Mr. Owl."
"Mr. Owl, How many more drinks before I pass out in a pool of my own urine and vomit?"
Let's find out. One.... thud
Why am I such a lightweight?
You need to WORK at vice. It wasn't meant to be easy.
What's your favorite joke?
Your mom.
Should Zacarias Moussaoui have gotten the death penalty?
He hasn't killed anybody.
Is hydrogen the future?
Hydrogen is the future and the past and the present. It's all over the fucking place, man.
Why is it that every time I go take a piss, I think I'm done, go back to my desk, sit down, and then a little more dribbles out?
Because you have urinary incontinence.
Why don't people buy energy efficient refrigerators, realizing that the money they'll save on electricity will quickly make up for the cost difference?
For the same reason that they buy cars that get them 2mpg, and then bitch about gas prices.
What was the kitten doing in the duel between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris?
Purring contentedly.
Why is it so cold out today, after being unbearably hot for weeks?
It's all the fault of the corporanazis and the nucleo-industrial deathglomerates.
If I give you some cheese, will you go away?
Depends.
Is it Gouda?
Nope. Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
If Mars is heating up at the same rate the Earth is, would it not follow that our current global warming trend is in fact the sun's fault?
No, its the pollution from those two rovers doing it. IT'S ALWAYS MAN'S FAULT!
Am I crazy?
You're as crazy as the pixie says you are.
What makes loli so very fappable?
Deep-seated insecurities, if not outright psychoses.
What are we going to do with all these pedos?
Kill them dispassionately, like one would destroy a termite nest.
Why does Amarillo have to be so crappy?
Because it's a city in Texas, where all things are big and suck a lot.
Has anyone else in the last 50 posts besides me actually bothered to read this from the beginning or do you have better things to do?
No, I was busy hitting >>208 's sister.
Will this hurry up so I can post my cleverly thought out 500 get or do I have to do 45 in a row?
You better not try it. I bet your 500get sucks.
When the lights go out and they play that funky music, what happens next?
Insert tab A into slot B
How much time is it going to take to pack up all this shit?
Way too long but less than you think.
Why did Haruhi hesitate in that corridor?
It's all an act. Part of being God is knowing that you are God.
How's the weather?
It's raining and I want to die
Why is that?
Because it's winter.
What's the most mysterious thing ever?
Why they ever thought inviting colbert was a good idea.
Democrat or republican?
I voted for Nader! I hate everyone!!
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
She's alive and well and living in a small commune outside of San Dimas, and occasionally bathes at the water park.
Is it more important to Be Excellent to Each Other, or to Party On, Dudes?
I think they're both important, so it's really hard to say.
What's the best party drug?
Ketamine. Nothing says 'party' like a bag of horse tranqs
Will they ever let me in that store again?
After the way you acted last time, with the ketchup going all over that dude's face, I'd say no.
oops, forgot question.
Daddy, why is the sky blue?
Ask your physics teacher about wavelength absorption.
Why does Yotsubato cheer me up every time I read it?
Because it's good to escape from the misery of your ruined life by reading the innocent antics of someone who has yet to permanently ruin theirs?
Is black all colors combined, or is that white?
Black is an absence of color, white is all colors combined, of course it matters if you are using rgb or cymk.
wtf does "lol u tk him 2 da bar|" mean?
It means moot didn't spend enough time on IRC to come up with a genuine chatspeak phrase.
r u mf?
No, I would be, except you stole my sentences.
Has Anonymous forgiven me yet?
Yes, my child. Go your way and sin no more.
Why were the catholics so pissed off about Mel Gipson's "Passion"?
Because it sucked harder than an altarboy after Mass is over
What unnamed horrors lurk in the deep?
You should not leave Grandma in the dark like that.
Who is r2_jane@yahoo.co.jp?
I dare not speak their names.
Is the universe truly as vast, cool and unsympathetic as I think it is?
Nope. THe universe is actually hot and passionate, though she'd probably never give you the time of day.
Are you a god?
Ummm... yes.
Why is it we shouldn't cross the streams again?
We were all gods once, we just forgot about it for the sake of playing a detective game.
Any girl here?
>>492 Add 50ml of that beaker next to you.
Will we make it to 1000?
Yes. On the other hand, possibly no.
Why did the Pokemon TV show turn Ash into a Pikachu at the end of one episode just to change him back at the beginning of the next? Didn't they realize how much cooler it would've been to LEAVE him that way?
(Alt: WHY am I asking a Pokemon question in the first place?)
Because if Ash was a pikachu there waould have been no way to subliminially influence kids with the gay Ash-Pikachu relationship.
Alt answer: Because you watched too much pokemon and were turned gay.
If you could kill your father and marry your mother without any legal problems, would you?
No, Freud already leaves threatening letters on my doorstop.
Should the playa be hated upon, or is it perhaps the game that should be the true target of one's haterizing?
If you don't have enough hate to spare enough for both the player and the game, you need to GTFO!
Can I get a threadstop?
Not until 501.
Will the 500get be funny at all?