4 + 4 = ?
Not sure.
Shall we find out?
（ ｀ハ´） No.
（ ｀ハ´） Are you done with your drinks?
Needs more ascii.
Isn't it ironic that an OS built for text processing fails it at mona font?
As I see it, it's more pitiful than ironic.
I'm having some real problems. the Sun Sparc binary for Helix player won't play AVI files. Short of a snide anti-solaris message, does anyone know of a decent solution for media watching for my Ultra5?
I'd recommend vlc but I haven't touched a sun machine in ages.
How much longer will it take IIChan to return online?
Two weeks!
What's it like behind a rainbow?
Sunny, happy and gay.
How do I get the mildew out of the corners of my bathtub where an old toothbrush doesn't really reach?
Spray some bleach, I'd say. Just a little bit mixed with water should do it.
Is converting my mp3 files to Flac a waste of space, despite the obvious advantages of a music collection in a single format?
Pointless waste. You can't get what you take out back.
How much free HD space do you currently have?
About 250GB.
Where can I get a node list for Share?
http://www.google.com/search?q=share+node&btnG=Google+Search looks promising...
are there any share clients other than the official windows-only one?
Yes.
Did Gummo Marx have acting talent, or was he just there to fill in a space during the Vaudeville era?
Gummo marx was the jason priestly of his time
Was clara bow the britany spears of her age?
I don't know, but her Wikipedia photo sure creeps me out.
Why can so few people spell "Britney Spears" right? And even fewer "aluminium"?
I don't know about Britney Spears, but "aluminum" is the American spelling. It's pronounced that way here, too -- the second i is simply absent.
Why are water chestnuts so good in recipes, even though on their own they taste like wet shoe?
They harken back to the times when people were poor enough to resort to shoe cuisine. As living standards improved, people didn't want to abandon the recipes that made foodwear so delicious, and so they simply replaced the central ingredient with water chestnuts.
Since this is not the Usenet Oracle, I keep wondering about the ligneous output of wood-chuckable woodchucks ...
"ZOT!"
How many running jokes does it take to stage a humor relay race?
That's not a question.
Do you KNOW about the ligneous output of wood-chuckable woodchucks?
'fraid I don't, sorry.
Where are the Wild Things these days?
Jisakujiening over in /love/.
Is it possible to find a function f(q) which tends to 0 as q increases without limit, such that the inequality |qx - p| < f(q) has infinitely many integral solutions p, q?
My name is Squeeks.
What is your name?
>>519 Hmmm, I'd ask Google Math.
Is the default name "My Name is Squeeks" a form of bragging, or is it merely resignation to the fact that Squeeks has passed into internet legend status, like Shii and WT Snacks?
It's the Mark of the Moron.
Where is the democratic vote for a change of default name?
It will never exist as long as people like you think they have some kind of entitlement to representation on another person's server.
Is a Baby Ruth nothing more than a chocolate covered Payday?
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>>523 Yes. That IS the case. A Baby Ruth IS nothing more than a chocolate covered PayDay Nut Roll.
Do you feel cheated?
In more ways than I can count.
Why is that girl smacking the little guy with a ladle?
There's no meaning other than VIPPERS thinking it's cute.
Who called the VIPPERS here?
The girl is News4VIP and the little guy is /dqn/. Or the other way around. However, the ladle is the most significant symbol in that Shift-JIS image!
Why is she smacking the little guy with a ladle?
He said a naughty word four times in a row.
Is it a sweet hurt?
Yes. Blueberry flavored, too!
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?
No. I don’t like the Communist Party, Mrs. Eldredge.
Have you at any time ever ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in the persecution of any person because of race, religion, national origin, or political opinion?
Yes or no.
Is there a Ford in your future?
Not until gas prices drop below $2/gallon
What color are your mittens?
Black as my tortured soul.
What should I have for breakfast today?
Spicy Udon with corn and an egg cracked into it.
What tastes better, Aspertame, saccharin, or cyclamates?
The blood of a freshly killed virgin.
Is "pronto" a real word?
No, it's the name of faithless indian sidekick from the gay porn film "The Prone Ranger".
If we were going to remake "Deep Throat", where should we place Linda Lovelace's 'anatomical displacement'?
I don't know.
Why are Sun Chips so much better than potato chips?
They make you fatter.
Anyone wanna share imageboard links?
http://wakachan.org
All the image boards in the world, and now without iichan cruft.
What cruft force is YOUR computer?
hp 3.4ghz dual, 17inch WIDESCREEN, 1 gb, 150 gb, has as much power as a desktop and is almost as big.
How do you carry your laptop?
On a gold chain around my neck. I'm the King of Bling.
What is the best band ever?
The one you get after your CP thread has graced 4chan /b/ for almost an hour.
Is it going to rain today?
Yes, and it's a good thing. We've been needing it.
Is Lordi the next ABBA?
Björn Again is the next ABBA.
Do you feel Voltaire was right in saying "Anything too stupid to be said is sung"?
Nummy nummy nummy, I've got love in my tummy!
Why do smart people tend to not reproduce?
Because they're smart enough to realize that the LAST thing the planet Earth needs is more human beings. It's because of human beings that we have somethingawful.com, after all.
Are you, indeed, the man now, dog?
Why, no sir. You da man.
Why don't stupid people get involved in more deadly accidents?
Because God protects fools. I refer you to "Being There".
Are nannies really the greatest cause of celebrity divorce facing us today?
No; you're thinking of lawyers
Did you see what was on digg today?
No, there's too much noise on digg, but I read a news site that aggregates the most interesting stories from digg and more than 450 other news sites.
Is anonymous posting equivalent to communism?
No, anonymous posting is double-plus good.
Whats the greatest musical album ever?
Frank Zappa's Thing Fish.
Why does Amarillo have to suck so hard?
Because even though Amarillo and Amaretto are might seem somewhat similar, they really aren't.
Is it the fried catfish that's making me feel slightly queasy? :\
I'd say it's the Yen you're chewing on.
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Just one: the road leading to the nearest soccer riot.
Can we starting making up our own Kanji symbols for stuff? It's not like anyone will be able to tell the difference...
NO U!
Am I famous yet?
You were right up until you said "NO U!", then you faded to obscurity.
Why the fuck do people think catchphrases are funny?
A Famous idiot, perhaps.
When I stroke my beard thusly, do I not appear more sophisticated?
More sophisticated than >>561 , but that's not saying much...
Does using tripcodes that spell things make you cool?
I don't #f[dp/;z1
Why does Blizzard hate making new games so much?
Because they suck at it and innovating takes too much energy.
Why do my feet smell so bad?
You gotta wash everyday like the muslims.
And my dick smells sweet...
...because you wash it like the muslims?
Why did that Finland song won? I thought it sucked, apart from the overdone SFX.
Because IT'S FOR FINLAND!!!
Which is worse: "txt talk," or "1337 speak,"?
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Who is the hottest chick in anime?
>>570: Ranma Saotome. Take that any way you will.
Do you consider photoshop art?
No. The person sitting right to me at the moment showing what he did in Photoshop proves that I am right.
How does one get people to do what one wants them to do?
Do you mean editing pictures that someone else took? Then no that's not art, not unless you make it so that it's really hard to tell where the picture came from but if you just add some lense flares and change the contrast it's not art and your're a talentless fuck.
Do you consider MSpaint art?
BECAUSE YOU FUCKER, YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CLOUDSONG.
Who is John Galt?
a stupid dummy butt face!
Is this the internet or something???? help
Yes, it is. You can tell because of all the stalkers that your mommy warned you about!
Will you be my new best friend?
That depends on what you did with your old best friend.
Will you tell me, or are you going to lawyer up?
On the advice of counsel, FUCK YOU.
Why do people follow the news even though there's nothing they can do about it?
So we can take notes, and take remedial action when the opportunity arises. People can be voted out of office, throats can be slit in dark alleys, etc. Watching the news is a fine way to develop grudges.
How is the creation of an independent Montenegro going to directly effect your life?
>>580: It forces me to answer a question on a message board.
How badly is the Simpsons movie going to suck?
That depends who they cast as Homer.
I seem to be out of cookies. How can I best rectify this grave situation?
Marry me!
Can I have sum monies?
No. Get a job.
Should I go home now or waste some more time pretending to work while surfing the internets?
NO
Face it straight, guys: Swords Dance or Double Team?
I've never seen swords dancing before, so.. double team?
Anyways, now that iichan is kind of back, will you start using it again, or continue using wakachan?
I never wasted my time on either of those shitty websites, and I never will.
Is the answer to the question "no"?
Aye.
What is 'i'?
something you use to oogle young girls with.
what is the capital of zaire?
Z
So, how 'bout that local sports team, huh?
Dude, we're playing chess.
What happens when I press F9?
Your internet explodes!
Why won't you love me anymore? Why did you lie to me!? WHY?!?
It's not about you.. It's about me.
Why didn't you change?
Becasue I'm perfect and you should be the one to change.
Could you please move a little to the left? You're blocking my light.
>>594 fuck you and your completely-meaningful-except-that-last-character tripcode.
I came, I saw, I left.
Why so many crappy sites?
We're being invaded by VIPPERS
Should I choose Squirtle, Bulbasaur or Charmeleon?