4 + 4 = ?
Mittens
Mittens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!
Is now a good time to visit New Orleans?
Certainly
What is this thread about?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1142225437/
< ・∀・> Foolish people who have been taken in by Japan's lies
< ・∀・> Why is it no other nation comes close to being as great or as loved as korea is?
Because it would mean they'd be settling for less
How do you find VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID?
By the power of KAMI...
Who was the first person to post a fucking ascii cat on the internet?
By typing fusianasan in the name field, it enables IDs
Why are people obsessed with this drawball shit?
Because it's a small way to be famous.
Have YOU drawn anything on drawball? If so, what and where?
No, because it sucks due to not being a ball.
Why is it not a ball?
2D lol
So, what are you wearing?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS
Why are there so many Westerners posting on 2ch right now?
We've filled our quota here, and they're looking for new opportunity.
If you had a dead rat and a rope to swing it with, would you give it to me in exchange for the chance to whitewash my fence?
I dunno, this is a pretty awesome rat... but it's tempting...
I wonder if I'll enjoy farming when the oil runs out?
（ ｀ハ´）As much as you'll enjoy it before the oil runs out, which is to say not at all...
（ ｀ハ´）Would you let the owner of the house know I borrowed a few things from the kitchen?
Of course, I'm sure he won't mind at all.
Will you please leave either your your car keys or a credit card as collateral?
Certainly; here's your credit card back.
Is there real butter in the pie crust?
At the DQN Bakery, we use only the highest-quality, all-natural ingredients.
What should I cosplay as at MidSouthCon?
If that's what you want to call it, sure.
Is the world really going to end in a few hours in a massive cataclysmic explosing? And, if so, How should I spend my last few moments on this plane of existance?
Not the whole world, just the part you're in. I recommend you eat the hell out of a bacon double cheeseburger with all the trimmings.
What the fuck is this lump on my back? It's right next to my spine, and it makes it difficult to sit in hard-backed chairs.
Back cancer.
Why the fuck is it raining again?
Oops forgot to post a question: would you kill a person if it were the only way you could save your child's life?
Depends on what person it is, if I'd get away with it, what my future child is like and so on...
How long do you think you're going to live and what will you die of?
Until I am struck in the head with an anvil, and I will die by being struck in the head by an anvil.
I had a question but I already forgot it. Care to jog my memory?
In your current shape, it could lead to a heart attack.
How do you exercise your brain in a safe manner?
By doing crossword puzzles.
What's a five-letter word for "an idiot who can't think of a five-letter word for idiot"?
Dunce.
How many roads must a man go down?
137.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Infinite, if we make the assumptions (1) angels can overlap and (2) angels can dance on the head of a pin.
When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar.
How many ninjas does it take to screw up a lightbulb?
What kind of question was that?
...what kind of question was that?
Try again. The perfect question is the question that solves itself.
Why am I such a genius?
There was excessive moisture and your tests were scanned improperly.
Who trusts standardized testing?
>>83, obviously.
So, if I start playing Eve, does that make me cool?
Unusually enough, yes it does.
Why do all the cool places to live have to cost so damn much?
Supply and demand, good sir. There's just not enough cool to go around.
Why is a wonderful person such as >>1 not invited to the garden party?
I think so.
Will >>99 mention 100GET in his post, I wonder...
The Stars are cloudy. Ask again later.
Should I trust astrology?
Only as far as you can throw it.
Should I attack Irkutsk, or end my turn?
ATTACK! ALWAYS ATTACK!
Is that thing on my dick going to go away on its own?
Not until you pay her the $50.
Why do girls watch Pretty Woman over and over again?
Because it's fun to be a prostitute! Sucking and shopping is the ultimate lifestyle.
Why haven't I gone to sleep yet?
The clowns will get you.
What are several ways to define the realm of South America?
Hell if I know.
Why can't >>96 answer his own damn essay questions?
Because that's what I have peones like >>97 for. >:(
I wonder why she hasn't called?
Because she hates you and wants you to die.
Will she turn the gun on >>98?
We now interrupt this question and answer session for a 100GET!
Was that too much, do you think?
Yeah, you totally broke the flow.
It'd be rude if they simply didn't tell me anything, right?
Not nearly as rude as telling you "the goat's ass we interviewed was better qualified then you, so we went with it. medical plan's cheaper, too."
What is the mathematical equation of the sequence of primes?
Fuck do I know?
How do you say "I am looking for a maid who will not steal from me very much" in Russian?
Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня very much, according to babelfish.
What kind of a jackass relies on machine translation for mission-critical communications?
Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня много
Should I buy or should I sell?
Buy low, sell high.
Here is funny internet, is it not?
>>89 relies on base 89, and actually 10GET, but was honest as far as he understood it.
Do you know exactly how to eat an Oreo?
Yes.
Who is the funniest person in the world?
VIPPER wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
When you lose a sock in the dryer, where does it go?
Я смотрю для горничной не украдет от меня много= I am looking at a maid not stealing from me much
dunno how do translate your sentence though...I don't know enough Russian
>>111 fails for irrelevancy.
When you lose a sock in a dryer, it becomes a sacrifice to Ashtophar. He's a demon of the third order who appreciates sweat a little more than blood. Be happy for his unusual preferences.
Now that I raised it and it's done my bidding, how do I put it down?
You can't. Best solution is to sedate it with bad porn and chicken wings.
Is it wrong to want to fuck tons of asian chicks?
Yes. Bestiality is always wrong
What did Dr Weir do to himself to turn himself into a superfreaky demon type at the end of event horizon?
Fat asian chicks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 - 1 is No, 10 is Yes - would you, or would you not post in the next Grandpa thread?
11.
Will Junior take over after Grandpa?
Of course. There will always be a Terakian.
Will the Botanical Society accept my intestinal flora as a late entry for this year's flower show?
Of course. There will always be a Terakian.
Will the Botanical Society accept my intestinal flora as a late entry for this year's flower show?
They have for the last three years, so why not?
Why are all the ships in Honor Harrington books shaped like double-ended dildos?
If you think about it, the answer is pretty obvious.
Should I make a big stink about not buying bootlegs?
Of course. Real men leech their own, and don't get it from Ebay.
Can I offer myself as a martyr to apologize for Fursecution?
It would be a pretty facile apology, considering that fursecution persists to this very day.
What's the last digit of pi?
Jack Horner's thumb.
Why was he keeping it warm and moist?
なんだここは
なんだここは
>>123 The doctor told him to.
Why does this soup taste so funny?
Because it has a bunch of shitty memes in it. "under the moon loli to issho", for example, is on top of that piece of carrot right there. You see?
What are three ways that OpenBSD mitigates the risks stemming from buffer overflow bugs in poorly written software?
Making it extremely difficult to run any software, and SSP.
Where is my copy of Finnegans Wake?
Try your bookshelf.
Sleep or post more?
masturbate!
boxers or briefs?
Briefs. Briefs contain briefish energy, which gives you super powers. Super Brief Charge!
How do I become a proper princess?
Clean Up Princess!
Why are residence hallways so wide when the actual rooms are so small?
It's not that way here at Needler Hall, where all the rooms are spacious and the residents are eccentric!
Why won't they bring back yummy cyclamates?
Because you touch yourself at night. Do it during the day, ya perv.
What does it mean when your fart smells of dog food?
Nothing, really, except that your dog tends to drool when sniffing your butt.
Should I vacuum my living room first, or do the dishes?
>Should I vacuum my living room first, or do the dishes?
vacuum is easy, compared. so do that first and then continue drinking.
The dishes; you can't eat off the floor, no matter how clean it is.
So, whatever happened to that whole "new mods zOMG" thing?
>>138 plastic plates thanks to oil.
Do you have no questions??
What is the world coming to?
Peak oil, then apocalypse.
Have YOU registered an account at becauseitswinter.com ?
Yes. In fact, I liked it so much I registered 26 accounts.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Zippy claimed 10, but it was really just a clogging group.
Am I having fun yet?
Uh-oh!! I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!
Why are there so many minnows in the water?
>>144
because you touch yourself under water
Why is there no 'becauseitssummer.com'?
Normal people don't get depressed only because it's warm and sunny.
What should I wear to Dracula's Ball? It's some kind of a Goth Dance.
>>146
dress as van helsing and carry a wooden stake
Do you know anyone who likes ashley simpson, shikira or britany spears?
Unfortunately, yes.
Sex or maturbation?
Masturbate while thinking about having sex
Is it good or is it whack?