4 + 4 = ?
How about masturbating while thinking about masturbating for a change?
Now that would be whackingly good.
Heads or tails?
Well, I'd rather kiss lips that kiss ass, so... heads.
Why have these last few posts all been about sex?
virgins, lol
does espresso really have less caffiene than coffee?
I wouldn't know. I drink Morning Thunder made with Water Joe.
What's good for what ails ye?
Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
What's a fun thing to do in the city of __________?
See the Castle of -----------.
Why do I have a headache?
Too many excesses, not enough sleep.
Why don't we have a tail?
So we don't have to suffer from clarts.
How do I keep the Sheep Mafia out of my city?
Go to Ireland and yell "Scottland rules!"
Will >>157 make out of it alive?
>>157 Dies (zomg spoilarz)
Do the scots get their superiority from shagging sheep, or from something else?
You are correct. It all stems from sheep-shagging.
What happens to sea monkies when they die?
They go to the Western Shores.
Why does Rhino 3D's interface suck so bad?
>>161 Because it's still in beta despite being sold.
What was the next big thing after the Rubik Cube?
My cock.
Why does Squeeks wear a poo hat?
Because he is Squeeks, and because he is alive.
Would you hit it?
Like the fist of a minorly annoyed god.
Sex! Lies! and...?
poop hats
How many of us truly like mittens?
I haven't worn mittens since I was 12.
Does it seem ... chilly to you?
Better put on those mittens!
.......................too.......................tired......................
Go to sleep.
How do I shot web?
I don't know lol
Why does loli haet pizza?
because it has anchovies.
Who shot JFK?
The driver.
Is this thing on?
Whoa, feedback. Let me turn this down a bit!
Should I go back to bed?
Nah, just jump in the shower.
Is decaf responsible for decreased intelligence?
It's more likely that decreased intelligence is responsible for decaf. People don't drink coffee for the taste, so whoever tought up the idea of removing the only reason to drink it can't be one of the smarter ones.
Please state your answer in the form of a question.
禿同。
ところで話は変わるけど
この前久々に幼馴染と飲みにいったんだ
俺たちは幼稚園、小学校、中学校、高校まで同じだったんだけど
大学だけは別々のところに行ったから約一年半ぶりのご対面
ついつい昔話に花を咲かせちゃって・・・
それで、気が付くともう12時回っててそろそろ帰ろっかと思ったんだけど
彼女ぐでんぐでんに酔っ払っててさ
初めて気が付いたんだけど、こいつかなり酒癖悪かったわけよ
仕方ないから俺が家まで送ることになって
途中何度も嘔吐しながらも何とか彼女ん家に着いた
彼女をベッドに乗せるとやっと解放されたーと思ってどさっと座り込んだ
ふと、すやすやと眠っている幼馴染の顔を見ると
しばらく見ない間にものすごく可愛くなってた
ずっと友達としか思ってなかったこいつを初めて「女」と感じた
送ってやったんだからキスぐらい・・・っていう誘惑に負けてつい彼女に口付けをしてしまった
すぐに彼女は目を開く
「キス・・・した？」
「お、起きてたのか？！ごごごごめん！」
慌てふためくかっこ悪い俺
「初めてだったんだけどなー。まあいっか、あなただし」
怒られる・・・と思ったが、意外な答えが返ってきた。
「幼稚園のころからずーと大好きだった。なのに全然思いが伝わらなくて」
何だ？全然話が見えないぞ
「離れ離れになってから、後悔したな。結局告白できなかったって。今日は会えてとても嬉しかったよ」
やっと彼女の思いがわかった。何故俺が地元を離れるときに彼女があんなに泣いていたかも
そして、いつの間にか彼女に欲情して元気になった俺の息子がいた
「大きくなってるねｗいいよ、来て。ずっと待ってたんだから！」
そこで俺の理性が吹っ飛んだ
彼女の体に覆いかぶさって何度も何度も口付けを交わしその豊満な胸に手をつけると
持ってて良かったPSP
Have you seen the solar eclipse?
Have you seen the solar eclipse?
No, because I don't have a piece of smoked glass.
Would you consider this to be a decent translation of >>176 ?
禿同. by the way, although the talk changed, it was said to the childhood friend and the drinker after a long time last time -- us -- a kindergarten -- although it was the same to the elementary school, the junior high school, and the high school, since only the university went to the separate place -- about one year and a half -- for the first time in -- 対面 -- just -- an old tale -- a flower -- making it bloom ... then 12:00 to notice and which will be rich -- turning -- て -- soon -- 帰ろっ -- と -- although considered -- her, although it had got drunk dead-drunk and て気 was attached at the beginning of さ this -- remarkable conduct when drunk was bad -- divide -- since it is unavoidable, I send to a house -- ことにな -- on the way -- while vomiting repeatedly -- somehow -- her -- when she who arrived at ん家 was put on the bed, - released at last was thought and it sat down with どさっ -- suddenly Lose the temptation [ kiss ] ... which felt as the "woman" this which was lovely extremely while not concluding for a while that the face of the childhood friend who is sleeping calmly was seen, and which was regarded only as the friend all the time for the first time since it sends, and she is kissed just. kept "kiss whose she opens an eye immediately ... it carried out -- ?" -- "-- having occurred -- ?! -- ごごご -- pardon -- " -- awkward me who am flustered -- "-- it was the first. Although he thought ... with being scolded し it is いっ and you well", the unexpected answer came on the contrary. "It did not cut at the time of a kindergarten but was as favorite as -. a thing -- completely -- a thought -- not being transmitted -- " -- what, the talk is not in sight at all -- "-- after getting separate, he repented. It was not able to confess after all. I was very glad to have met today" -- her thought was found at last. my son who 欲情(ed) to her unawares and became fine was in why when I left local, she was crying like that -- "-- it is large -- w -- it is good -- come. Since it had been waiting " It is if it covers and hangs over her body with which my reason vanished there, kiss is exchanged repeatedly and a hand is attached to the plump breast.! Having, it is good PSP.
No. It sucks like all machine translation.
Is Medusa the hottest of the three?
Depends on the other two, really.
Who are the other two?
>>181
Furry.
What was the question again?
Well, it was the Ultimate Question, the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Who's getting the next round?
Not me, I'm tapped out.
How many copies of this do you think I can sell?
I'd say 2, maybe three.
Which came first; the chicken or the egg?
Actually, I came first. Well, that's premature ejaculation for you. :\
Why is The Rocky Horror Picture Show so popular?
>>187 Because it's safer than "Priscilla, Queen of the desert"
Why are fags so annoying?
Because they feel compelled to keep reminding you that they're gay.
What should I have for dinner tonight?
>>189 Instant ramen.
Who is this Pa Pa Panda?
Tis a panda.
Are all of the workers in Mexican and Chinese restaurants really illegal immigrants that don't speak English?
Actually, they're mostly zombies. It's much easier employing the undead, as they need neither food nor payment beyond the occasional guest who accidently wanders into the kitchen.
Have you ever tried the lamb?
I've had better. The veal was good, though.
What's the best song ever?
This is the song that doesn’t end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song etc.
How do I get this damn thing out of my head???!!!
Try singing the DQN Song instead.
Will I be able to get everything done in time?
Only by using ZA WARUDO.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
42.
why am i posting in this thread?
Like you have anything better to do. Don't pretend you have a life!
Was I too harsh?
>>198 You were so soft that I cried like a schoolgirl. Be more tough!
Does human flesh really taste like chicken?
You didn't notice the difference at lunch yesterday.
Let's be honest for a moment: do any of you people really exist?
>>200 You have too much imagination.
Are we alone in the Universe?
>>201 I really hope not. It'd be pretty depressing if humans, including vippers and /b/tards, were the most advanced beings in the universe.
What's going to be the next radical new fad among nerds after anime-fever has subsided?
Chibi-Vampire
Why is Tokyopop still in business?
Courtney Love is paying them to keep Princess AI in print.
Was there ever anime so vile as Don't Leave Me Daisy?
No.
Why do people ask yes or no questions in this thread, as if they don't realize how little those questions leave to the imagination?
Right.
How do you escape from your daily existence?
No.
Do you still beat your sister?
It really depends on what you are inferring by using the word "Beat", as it has several meanings and there's nothing within that paragraph's context to determine what you intended.
What foods should I serve for sunday brunch?
Fried chicken and waffles.
Just what does >>208 do to his sister?
It really depends on what you are inferring by using the word "do", as it has several meanings and there's nothing within that paragraph's context to determine what you intended.
What was your favorite scene in "Tapeheads"?
No. Serve the chicken on top of waffles with syrup and butter optional.
What did >>208's sister do to deserve such a variety of beatings?
She recited passages from the bible backwards with multiple voices while floating in air and making her eyes glow bright red somehow.
Is it time to take the pizza out yet?
No, give it another hour. I like the cheese black.
Are you a samurai?
A SAMURAI PIZZA CAT, HERE TO RESCUE THAT POOR PIZZA FROM BURNING!
Can I get you gentlemen anything? Coffee? Tea? Smokes?
Get me >>208's sister so I can beat her.
Is it true that chicken tastes like humans?
No, but human is strikingly similar to crocodile.
Where did you say you put it?
She's crying into her hands because her brother is >>208
How many pokemon are there now? It must be a crapload more than 150.
386 => http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/rspokemonlist1.html
Is it safe to pour vegetable oil into my eyes?
As long as it isn't partially hydrogenated, sure.
what foods are you most likely to ignore expiration dates, and why do you feel safe doing it?
Potato chips. Those suckers will keep for MONTHS!
What is your favorite chemical?
Capsaicin. Love those hot peppers.
What is the WORST WORD ever?
Squeeks.
Do you hate April Fools day as much as I do?
Indeed. BTW, PONIES!!!11
what's your opinion on /guro/?
Horihone Saizou is erotic, but otherwise I don't really enjoy it.
Does the 4-ch front page need updating?
Yes, news4vip left long ago.
Why is Shii using his name everywhere? At least he isn't using a tripcode
I needed to use it on /mod/ and now wakaba 3.0 filled it in for me everywhere. I'll remove it after this post, OK.
So, why are 20-year-old girls all over Neil Gaiman? He seems like a perfectly average fantasy writer.
Because he's fucking NEIL GAIMAN, BITCH.
OK, so I bought Advance Wars for the DS, now what else should I get?
A real console.
Is there a question that has no answer?
Why are you such a goddamned idiot?
Anyway, there are birds outside my window (I'm on the 4th floor). How do I get them all to shut up so I can go back to sleep?
Shoot them. You get a free breakfast as an added bonus.
Why does the tales of the abyss soundtrack only have two good songs, and why are they shitty versions of songs from tales of eternia?
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!
Have you seen Ice Age?
"I, Sage" was the biggest hit of the Japanese cinema of the past five years. Unfortunately, it never made it to any festivals, and is mostly unknown outside of Japan.
Who is cooler, the King of Beggers, the God of Cooks, or the God of Gamblers and why?
The God of Cooks: otherwise, what would we eat?
Tits or ass?
_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 おっぱい! おっぱい!
⊂彡
Contingency planning?
Yes indeed.
Why is my text blinking, while my cursor is not?
Squeeks set the css on the textbox to blink. I'm not sure what's wrong with the cursor though.
How many more threads can grandpa last before we get tired of him?
As many as it takes until Squeeks cuts off payments to the hosting company.
Is there somebody out there for me?
No.
Why does /dqn/ suck so bad?
Because you're here.
When will >>242 leave?
Because you touch yourself at night.
(・∀・) How is this thread different from Grandpa's?
ガラハーーーーーーーーーーーーーー！
How can we prevent two people from solving the same question in the future?
>>245
Pick one of the two for deletion
Which is more deserving of the many love and accolades which they recieve; Corea or Something Awful?
Trick question.
Please fondle my bum.
Cannot compute. Please reformulate the question.
Is Q God?
Yes. He became a mortal, and sacrificed himself to save the Enterprise, then went back to being omnipotent.
What kind of sacrifice would Q find seemly?