ITT we solve the question above us. (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:56

4 + 4 = ?

850 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4698 21:13

The best site boss is obviously me.

Also, >>848 is assigned banned status for revealing my secret.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 00:32

ok lol

Why does MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 fail at having a question for me to solve?

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 01:16

Because MODD!5JrU4QOlH is all-knowing.

What should I eat for breakfast tomorrow?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 06:20

Nigga please

What character is top tier in the 2ch character battle?

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 13:25

Needless to say, it's Shii. Cuteness conquers all, and you'll get paper cuts from her cardboard box.

What's your favorite snack?

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 22:08


What's your favorite piece of winter wear?

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 02:33

( -) Scarves.

( -) ...

( ) I'm kidding!

( ><) MITTENS!!!

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 15:24

>>856 is too lost in mittenplation to think of a question, so I will ask one in his stead. What's the best way to prepare tonight's pork tenderloin?

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 16:49

Really, is there any way to ruin a good tenderloin?

So, what's with all the fighting?

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 17:21

ITT WE FUCKING KILL THE ABOVE POSTER has a hole in it. It's themes are leaking out in to the world.

What do you like on your hamburgers?

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 17:36

A seconed hamburger, I am american after all.

Can I have some bacon?

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 18:55

Sure you can, and some swiss cheese as well.

I'm a rare fan, myself. I like my burger to gently moo with each bite. How about you?

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 04:01

I like Rocky Mountain Oysters, personally.

Ever had one?

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 07:25

No, but I will have to, sooner or later.

If I'm too lazy to even get up and eat, how soon will I die?

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 08:08

You have three weeks.

Does anyone visit iichan's /b/?

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 09:50

What the hell is iichan?

I mean, seriously, what the hell is it?

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 16:02

Nothing of importance.

I hear 4chan's like that too?

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 23:08

It's made of irrelevance and.... I'm not sure what else it's made of. Probably vegetable oil.

What was the last good GET?

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 23:49


1 Million. Senator Rodden Clitoris posted a more accurate depiction of the female orgasm.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 02:22

I don't know how to respond to that, and so I won't.

What is your favorite Trout Fishing in America song?

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 05:58

Probably "Government Orders (Fish Just or Fish Dead)"

What's that book you're writing about?

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 12:58

Some of Robert Silverberg's early work, while he was still young and self-important.

Have you considered participating in /lit/ ?

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 18:18

Not really. I figure nearly every board is completely off-topic and just stay on DQN, which is the least off-topic.

Are you snoke the drug?

873 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4706 07:33

( ) If by "snoke," you mean "wore," and by "drug," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!

Is there a life outside of 4-ch? I can't remember.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 10:13

Yes and it's wonderful. Lots of plastics. Lots of ground floors. Marriage. It's got it all.

Is there a life inside 4-ch? I can't remember.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 12:40

Cave cricket.

Haven't I seen this somewhere before?

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 14:33

Clear your cache.

What's with all these thunderstorms over the past few weeks?

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 14:40

God's wrath and cow farts.

Could Bartertown really have run on pig shit?

878 Name: i OցOj!DqnSUX774A : 1993-09-4711 01:25

( ) If by "Bartertown," you mean "wores," and by "shit," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!

Why is grandpa such a pervert?

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 02:29

Comes with the territory. It's an inhereted position, like sex, you understand?

Transmetropolitan: Greatest comic ever, or GREATEST comic ever?

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 04:28

Bah, Global Frequency was better.

AA: ASCII Art or Alcoholics Anonymous?

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 13:36

It has been called the Argentum Astrellum, too, but it's true name is the Illuminati, aka The Elitist Superstructure.

Who is your Short Duration Personal Savior (shordurpersav) for today?

882 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!L10tPnV3tU : 1993-09-4711 15:22

Bu-n guy.

Be honest: can anything NOT be solved with the use of MITTENS?

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 20:50

Yeah, but that's why they invented duct tape.

Is there anything duct tape can't do?

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 21:17

Nothing. And it's not just for the bedroom anymore!

Why can't I concentrate today?

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4712 02:56

Because the Internet is eroding our attention spans.

What was the question again?

886 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4713 03:53

It was "How do I shot web?"

So... how DO I shot web?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 13:04

Turn your palm upwards, extend thine arm towards thine enemy, and press thy middle and ring finger upon the middle of thy palm, and the Web shall shot from thy wrist, leaving thine enemies in a quagmire.

This is also the american sign language symbol for "I Love You." How does that signify?

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 15:47

It is a mystery.

Will we ever finish the Really Long Song?

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 19:22

I certainly hope not. It would be longer than Stairway to Heaven back to back with Howl.

What song has your favorite drum solo? (Mine is Inagaddadavida)

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 20:24

Mine is Frankenstein, by the Edgar Winter Group.

What does tanasinn mean?

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 20:25

Amen Brother

Is it just me, or has DQN been getting busier lately?

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 20:56

September is coming, so I'm not thinking, but feeling.

Is Moby Dick better as a novel or a drum solo?

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 21:06

Novel. It's way too long for a drum solo.

Whats with all these song threads?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 00:32

People who can't write music them selfs depending on others to write it for them, so they can make millions with the '4-ch' song of course. It's about money, It's always about money

What's the point in asking a question to a random stranger?

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 01:28

You can get frank answers that you won't get from people you know.

Do I smell?

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 02:26

The way the dandelions shrivel and turn brown as you pass by should be your clue, you walking fast food dumpster.

Was that too harsh? I can't tell any more.

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 05:38

No, this is too harsh: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was I too harsh, even considering that I intended to demonstrate "too harsh"?

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 10:37


Was I too soft?

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 12:49

Yes, you weak little pussy.

What's with the heat these days?

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 12:52

Global warming, dude.

Was that the easiest 900get ever?

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:14

Your adept ways and extraordinary skills just made it look easy. Stop selling yourself short!

What kind of wine goes best with a good cheeseburger?

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:16

Close, but I can't come up with a good example of anything easier.

Wow, this thread's finally going to >>999-get. It's been a long time coming.

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:16

Close, but I can't come up with a good example of anything easier.

Wow, this thread's finally going to >>999-get. It's been a long time coming, don't you think?

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:18

I agree, but what about my question?

What kind of wine goes best with a good cheeseburger?

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:20

If you continue double-posting, sure.

Why do some people find the term "affiliation" to contain connotations that they find unpleasant?

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 14:46

Reunite, and implied homosexuality.

When will I be able to buy Butterscotch, the Furreal Robot Pony?

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 15:55

2010, I promise.

Why am I so happy?

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 16:30

Because you're on DQN, where you can just chill out and totally relax.

Where does the idea that "Japan=superior" come from?

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 16:35

Mostly from elitists who dislike american animation on the grounds that it's american, and therefore lacks pantsu.

How many panty flashes occurred in the first episode of Najica?

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 16:45


909 GET!!!!

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 18:27

911 GET JIHAD !!

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 18:57

Please state your insults in the form of a question.

What kind of wine DOES go with a cheeesburger?

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:03


Why are all american girls so rough?

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:08

Because they don't know what a "lady" means.

Can we shut down this thread now?

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:13

Maybe when we reach 999.

Will we ever reach 999?

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:18

Only if 999-san is lost in the night and fog.

What was squeeks trying to say when he cut the max posts per thread value to 999?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 19:41

Squeeks was trying to say "My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by.""

What is the most peculiar fetish you can think of?

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 20:24

Earwax. Let's not discuss it any further.

Is there any fish happier than the Puffer?

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 20:33

The clown fish

Is this real or is it a dream?

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 20:47

Pinch yourself and then see if it hurts or not.

Is it just me, or are western art styles being pushed out in favour of the notable big-eyed, large-haired style from Japan?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 20:48

Yes, ths is the real life.

Now, is this just fantasy?

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 21:06

yeah, it's a funny internet, and we're all probably disgustingly drunk anyway

why are most of the questions and answers off, is there some sort of posting frenzy going on?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 21:15

more people are coming to 4-ch! this means more livelyhood and a bright future!

i wonder if these people really are coming from world4ch?

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 21:58

I came from the sky. That is all I know.

Is DQN usually not this busy on friday?

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4714 22:06

DQN? Busy? Don't make me chuckle!

Do you balance your checkbook right after you buy something or do you let reciepts pile up?

926 Name: 135567 : 1993-09-4720 00:47

My reciepts pile up, unfortunately.

If 4chan died, would anyone really miss it?

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 00:48


Why'd >>926 sage this thread?

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 02:01

Out of a compulsion to appear unconventional without really working at it.

Are you gay?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 02:16

No, it's just a good way to get guys to give me free cocaine.

Will there be a part 2?

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 02:24

Of course, a thread never ends at 999

What is love?

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 06:06


932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 18:24

>>930 Baby, don't hurt me no more, but I don't know.

How can I tell if the cookies are ready to come out of the oven?

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 19:49

If the smoke detector goes off.

Do you think you're above the law?

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:12

no I AM the law

do we ever stop?

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:23


Why is mine the loneliest number?

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:32

The loneliest number is 1, so no worries, just cross your eyes!

Why are WTFUX and 420chan down?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:53

It's either a vast internet conspiracy, or a serious lack of cash.

Does anyone here actually browse WTFux or 420chan?

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 02:40

I sure as hell don't.

Does anybody want this cake I made?

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 02:44

Only if it's delicious.

Should I go outside today? Sitting here with the AC on is so much nicer.

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 03:04

Yes, you should go into town too

Should I go to sleep soon? It's 11:03 here.

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 03:45

Only if you've got something worth getting up early for tomorrow.

Now, does work qualify as worth getting up for?

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:12


why am i unemployed?

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:14


944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:26



945 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4721 06:11

>>944: A miserable little pile of secrets!

Will 999GET live up to the hype?

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 06:42

4-ch as we know it will be destroyed by aliens in an attempt to take over tyhgdfbvgdbhdfbgfdgbfnghnghnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Will you please wake me up?)

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 06:57

Too late, I go-goed ?

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 07:30


949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 07:43

Your days are numbered, Mr Sage!

How many days does he have left, exactly?

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