ITT we solve the question above us. (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:56

4 + 4 = ?

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 19:40

Yes, and so was creeping out of the sea.

How do I satisfy women?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 19:54

by growing up

so you are a fag college student also?

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 20:44

Not yet.

What's the best way to get this shit out of my hair?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:00

Well, if it's actually shit, just use shampoo. If it's chewing gum, use freon to freeze it, and hit it with a hammer.

Can I please have a quick and simple recipe for dinner? I feel like cooking, but I don't know what to make.

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:02

open a can. eat contents

Shouldn't it be "press button, recieve bacon"?

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:24

No. 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.

Would a Battle Royale MMORPG be cool?

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4664 21:41

It'd probably work better as a Counterstrike mod.

How do I get rid of an inner ear viral infection?

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 15:20

Cipro and patience.

How are you going to spend your summer vacation this year?

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 16:30

"Traveling"

Anyone else think this hurricane season's going to a huge dissapointment?

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 17:36

Hell, I certainly hope so. My territory is NC down to FL, then over to TX. I saw thousands of dollars in commissions get washed away last year.

Have you written to your Senator urging him to support net neutrality?

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 18:39

Not yet, I'm still neutral on the neutrality issue.

Anyone else think the Candy Cane season's (it follows the hurricane season) going to be a huge disappointment?

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 01:17

I think it will flop, sending the respective companies more than halfway into the red. And as you know such an imbalance of colour really pisses off those candy cane fatcats. Let's hope Suicide Season (it follows Candy Cane season) gets them before they get us.

Was Robert Stack more attractive during The Untouchables' era or the Unsolved Mysteries era?

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 13:55

Definitely during the Untouchable's. Definitely.

I'm having the runs this morning. What should I eat to settle my stomach?

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 15:59

Asphalt.

Does Japan have a chance to beat Brazil after losing to the Aussies?

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 16:51

Can't see it myself, but on today's form they should be capable of at least competing with Croatia, group could still go anywhere.

Were the White Stripes ever really any good?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 19:16

No, and Red Stripe is pisswater, too.

If you throw a yellow rock into the Red Sea, what does it become?

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 20:00

Love.

Is it just me, or is the new Muse album not as good as Absolution?

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4668 20:03

A yellow rock submerged in water.

Why do people insist on having such ridiculous character traits as pride?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 00:01

Because they like to think they are creative, even if their little creatitivity is wasted on something so unimportent.

Why haven't I seen a repeatable lab experiment to confirm the existence of global warming, rather than a computer model based on assumed numbers?

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 03:08

It wouldn't make a bit of difference to you, as you'd find fault in the methodology.

How many oysters DID the walrus and the carpenter eat?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 09:58

There's a far more important question than that.

Considering the aphrodisiac effect of oysters, how many hours of hawt bestiality happened afterwards?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 14:43

Unfortunately, they both got hepatitis from eating oysters out of season, so sex was out of the picture.

How is this St. Jude medallion that I glued to the side of my computer helping me?

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 23:01

>>771
Because you know that inside the medallion is a camera, wand spying on youy is your future employer.

Has anybody ever sucessfully installed a screw with a hammer, or a nail with a screwdriver?

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4669 23:54

I did the latter with a very thick-handled screwdriver.

If I invented a perpetual motion machine whose operational by-products included squaring the circle and eradicating poverty, hunger and injustice, which Nobel prize would I get?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 03:58

the third one.

what question will 990get ask?

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 13:47

An illegal question that will result in jail time.

Isn't it a little bit scary that there are illegal questions?

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 14:28

Not as scary as all those illegal operations performed by allegedly legitimate software on your PC on a daily basis.

What if the cops found out about all that illegality?

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:27

They wouldn't do shit because The Elitist Superstructure keeps them on a leash.

Worst thing that could happen to NHK ni Youkoso in Tokyopop's sticky clutches?

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4670 15:43

Having Haruhiism licensed by ADV.

Is it really winter in Australia?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 00:33

Sort of, as it is close enough to the equator to limit seasonal change.

Has anybody found a great way to topple the elitist superstructure?

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 02:50

by associating with it.

what ever happened to those pax jikkauru (whatever) people?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 07:20

You mean Pax-Tsukuru www.pax-tsukuru.com? They are working with the other communities (member communities) towards the mutual symbiosis.

so i herd u liek mudkips. Confirm/deny?

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 07:21

CONFIRM I luuuuuuuuuuuve mudkips.

What is a sour fruit that does not begin with the letter 'l'?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4671 12:23

Carambola.

Did >>782 really think that was some sort of tricky question?

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 00:11

Maybe.

Did >>783 really think that >>782 thought that that was some sort of tricky question?

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 00:32

No.

Did >>786 think that >>787's post was insulting?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 01:41

Most certainly, because it was deliberately provocative, and a bit mean, too.

And what did you mean by that?!

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 02:33

What did I mean by what?

Oh, this?

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 03:56

No, not that. The other >>787 post.

What goes well with hot cereal?

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 04:04

Milk.

Would you take 30 years off your life if it meant meeting Suiseiseki?

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 13:47

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791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 15:15

She was cute, blonde, we were both 8, and she kissed me because I caught a monarch butterfly.

Why do we dwell on the past?

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 16:08

People have a tendency to conciously damage themselves despite their best interests. We can't help it, really.

I read someone say -- I think it was a programmer saying it or some shit -- although I presume they rippped someone else off (but does it really matter?): Regret is like driving while looking at the rear view mirror.

Does this ring truth with you? If you bring up Hitchcock I'll kill you right here in front of all these faggots.

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 17:51

It does, as it obscures a clear view of the future when your focus is on the past.

How does this relate to "Mindfulness"?

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4672 18:03

It doesn't.

Or does it?

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 02:52

It might.

Who are we to define such concepts as whether something "does" or "doesn't", anyway?

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 12:29

That depends on our status as most supreme creatures on this planet.

If we are indeed supreme, how did the world come into being?

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 12:35

The legends say it was willed into existence by a group of unsuspecting godlike beings.

What should I have for dinner?

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 12:44

Steack hacheL frites.

Would that satisfy you?

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 13:16

Not as much as a Snickers Bar.

What's the most meaningful song you've heard?

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 14:36

DQN Song #1

Was this worthy of 800GET?

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:02

Most certainly. I never saw a worthier 800GET.

Alright, so I put this new PC together, and it keeps crashing during WinXP setup. I've updated the BIOS, exchanged the CD/DVD drive, low-level formatted the harddrive twice and taken out all nonessential hardware. Yet it still bluescreens during XP setup. If this is true, where is what I do?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:23

( ί -ί) I'm a PC

( ί ƒŽί) I'm a Mac

Why you'll love a Mac.
You can make amazing stuff.

It's amazingly simple to turn your
photos, music and video into websites,
photo books, DVDs and more:

See the ad
http://www.apple.com/getamac/

Aren't Macs cool guys?

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:24

Install Lunix, problem solved!

What is the cool thing to be right now?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 01:27

A Mac. You can't beat a Mac, as has just been demonstrated.

I think the real question is why is everything that's not a Mac just so terribly uncool?

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:00

Because Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ has skewed standards.

Why did >>r act so stupid?

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:37

Only an idiot cares what's cool.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:54

I assume that 806 is so concerned with idiocy that he failed to frame a question, so >>805, I can't really get a handle on >>r's motivation. I think that the writer didn't give us a good sense of >>r's history or thought processes, so frankly, >>r was a flawed character from the start.

I like dipping my pretzels in chocolate ice cream. How about you?

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 11:10

I live in Bavaria. We have proper-sized pretzels here. I like dipping them into sweet mustard.

Will South Germany ever rise again?

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 12:30

Only with a healthy dose of Viagra.

Is tying Italy a major accomplishment for the USA?

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 14:10

Only if you think soccer is important.

Why is it that my awesome Mac slows to a crawl in only a few months of regular use, requiring me to reinstall the OS to get its performance back?

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 14:28

Because it hates you.

Why does my leg itch?

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 15:39

because the tanasinn is CRAWLING IN YOUR SKIN

How do I "magicked" my way into the university I applied to ?

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 15:57

Suck a few dicks, here and there.

Should I stay up to watch Brazil vs Aussies or not bother?

814 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ[valium]“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4674 20:24

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815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:15

I take opium, sorry.

Why did someone create the „‹(`„DL„‹) thread when this thread will give you all the answers you need?

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:45

He was amused by the „‹(`„DL„‹) AA.

Why have I taken like six naps today?

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 22:57

Beats me.

Why have I taken like six faps today?

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 23:30

Beats yours.

Why have I worn no cap today?

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 00:37

You really WANT sunstroke. A LOT. And sun poisoning on your nose. I seriously recommend sunblock.

How do I get a writ of nunc pro tunc so I can overturn this damned suspension?

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 03:51

Rid of Nunc Pro Tunc? I thought he got killed in a New York gang turf war.

Will N'Orleans ever be rebuilt?

821 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4675 04:45

>>820 That implies that New Orleans was actually built in the first place. I for one think it's all propaganda.

What would happen if you created a lightgun shooter with the concept of Warzaid, the graphics and physics of CarnEvil, and the voice acting of House of the Dead 4?

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 08:07

It would be released shortly after the Duke Nukem Forever port for GNU/Hurd.

Why does >>r actually link to some post? What kind of obscure kareha feature is that?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:17

random I guess.

who would win in a fight between bucky o'hare and jazz jackrabbit?

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 09:48

Definitely Bucky.

Why am I so great?

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:04

Because you're Derek Smart.

You're up early today, doctor. Can I get you anything?

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:31

I need a speculum and a digital camera, stat!

What's wrong?

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:33

I'm out of valium.

Will I go into withdrawl?

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4677 10:45

No, but you might slobber a little.

Is your mom single?

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4678 13:48

Yes, but she's decided that she doesn't want to be married ever again.

Why do I feel such reluctance to check my messages?

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:43

You're a passive-aggressive wuss.

What's that coming over the hill?

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 20:44

Why, it's a gay getting married!

Isn't that wonderful?

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 21:32

No, its full of gay and hillclimbing.

Why did the newtonian-cartesian worldview fail?

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 23:27

Because it was a lot like IRC, which IIRC a thread on 4-ch correctly FAILED.

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 01:18

'kay.

Why did >>833 forget to ask a question?

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 01:32

The question is there, it's just very very small.

How do I increased font size?

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 02:12

Press Ctrl-Alt-F4-Delete.

Are you going to kill me?

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 06:02

Yes.

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Where can I find more attacking kopipe?

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4685 22:42

>>837
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846

a^n + b^n = c^n
I need non-zero integers for a, b, and c please.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 00:42

Open a math book.

Will the space shuttle blow up?

840 Name: boom boom : 1993-09-4687 01:28

Yes.

Was my answer too short?

841 Name: wah wah : 1993-09-4687 01:29

Yes.

Will the next answer be red?

842 Name: branded : 1993-09-4687 01:30

LIKE A COMMUNIST ON FIRE.

Is it morning?

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 01:32

Don't worry about the world ending tomorrow - it's already tommorow somewhere.

Isn't it awkward to meet someone you know in real life online, and vice versa?

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 10:09

Only if it's in sexually meaning.

Does anyone else think the phrase "in sexually meaning" doesn't make any sense?

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4687 15:58

Of course it doesn't. 'Sexually' is an adverb. It is poor English, no matter how you look at it.

Will you watch football or the Tour de France today, and why?

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 12:56

The Tour de France, of course. Italy won it all DAYS ago.

Now that couchsurfer is gone, how will you find places to crash?

847 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4698 07:46

>>846, I don't know, but it will definitely involved torture, and possibly death.

Whose stupid idea was it to make topics automatically close at 999 posts?

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 12:54

Obviously, it was Modd. He has always hated/despised/loathed 1000-san, and was secretly working behind the scenes to have him deported.

What would happen to a mere human if it was to REALLY understand everything going on in the outre dimensions?

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 20:49

Instant cranial explosion.

Which is the best site boss/figurehead? Squeeks, Lain, or moot?

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