4 + 4 = ?
Yes, and so was creeping out of the sea.
How do I satisfy women?
by growing up
so you are a fag college student also?
Not yet.
What's the best way to get this shit out of my hair?
Well, if it's actually shit, just use shampoo. If it's chewing gum, use freon to freeze it, and hit it with a hammer.
Can I please have a quick and simple recipe for dinner? I feel like cooking, but I don't know what to make.
open a can. eat contents
Shouldn't it be "press button, recieve bacon"?
No. 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.
Would a Battle Royale MMORPG be cool?
It'd probably work better as a Counterstrike mod.
How do I get rid of an inner ear viral infection?
Cipro and patience.
How are you going to spend your summer vacation this year?
"Traveling"
Anyone else think this hurricane season's going to a huge dissapointment?
Hell, I certainly hope so. My territory is NC down to FL, then over to TX. I saw thousands of dollars in commissions get washed away last year.
Have you written to your Senator urging him to support net neutrality?
Not yet, I'm still neutral on the neutrality issue.
Anyone else think the Candy Cane season's (it follows the hurricane season) going to be a huge disappointment?
I think it will flop, sending the respective companies more than halfway into the red. And as you know such an imbalance of colour really pisses off those candy cane fatcats. Let's hope Suicide Season (it follows Candy Cane season) gets them before they get us.
Was Robert Stack more attractive during The Untouchables' era or the Unsolved Mysteries era?
Definitely during the Untouchable's. Definitely.
I'm having the runs this morning. What should I eat to settle my stomach?
Asphalt.
Does Japan have a chance to beat Brazil after losing to the Aussies?
Can't see it myself, but on today's form they should be capable of at least competing with Croatia, group could still go anywhere.
Were the White Stripes ever really any good?
No, and Red Stripe is pisswater, too.
If you throw a yellow rock into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Love.
Is it just me, or is the new Muse album not as good as Absolution?
A yellow rock submerged in water.
Why do people insist on having such ridiculous character traits as pride?
Because they like to think they are creative, even if their little creatitivity is wasted on something so unimportent.
Why haven't I seen a repeatable lab experiment to confirm the existence of global warming, rather than a computer model based on assumed numbers?
It wouldn't make a bit of difference to you, as you'd find fault in the methodology.
How many oysters DID the walrus and the carpenter eat?
There's a far more important question than that.
Considering the aphrodisiac effect of oysters, how many hours of hawt bestiality happened afterwards?
Unfortunately, they both got hepatitis from eating oysters out of season, so sex was out of the picture.
How is this St. Jude medallion that I glued to the side of my computer helping me?
>>771
Because you know that inside the medallion is a camera, wand spying on youy is your future employer.
Has anybody ever sucessfully installed a screw with a hammer, or a nail with a screwdriver?
I did the latter with a very thick-handled screwdriver.
If I invented a perpetual motion machine whose operational by-products included squaring the circle and eradicating poverty, hunger and injustice, which Nobel prize would I get?
the third one.
what question will 990get ask?
An illegal question that will result in jail time.
Isn't it a little bit scary that there are illegal questions?
Not as scary as all those illegal operations performed by allegedly legitimate software on your PC on a daily basis.
What if the cops found out about all that illegality?
They wouldn't do shit because The Elitist Superstructure keeps them on a leash.
Worst thing that could happen to NHK ni Youkoso in Tokyopop's sticky clutches?
Having Haruhiism licensed by ADV.
Is it really winter in Australia?
Sort of, as it is close enough to the equator to limit seasonal change.
Has anybody found a great way to topple the elitist superstructure?
by associating with it.
what ever happened to those pax jikkauru (whatever) people?
You mean Pax-Tsukuru www.pax-tsukuru.com? They are working with the other communities (member communities) towards the mutual symbiosis.
so i herd u liek mudkips. Confirm/deny?
CONFIRM I luuuuuuuuuuuve mudkips.
What is a sour fruit that does not begin with the letter 'l'?
Carambola.
Did >>782 really think that was some sort of tricky question?
Most certainly, because it was deliberately provocative, and a bit mean, too.
And what did you mean by that?!
What did I mean by what?
Oh, this?
No, not that. The other >>787 post.
What goes well with hot cereal?
Milk.
Would you take 30 years off your life if it meant meeting Suiseiseki?
@ ΘQΘ
@( ΝO)@>>789. Without a doubt Ε·£~I
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@ ΘQΘ
@( ΝO)@791. Please tell us a little about your first love!
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She was cute, blonde, we were both 8, and she kissed me because I caught a monarch butterfly.
Why do we dwell on the past?
People have a tendency to conciously damage themselves despite their best interests. We can't help it, really.
I read someone say -- I think it was a programmer saying it or some shit -- although I presume they rippped someone else off (but does it really matter?): Regret is like driving while looking at the rear view mirror.
Does this ring truth with you? If you bring up Hitchcock I'll kill you right here in front of all these faggots.
It does, as it obscures a clear view of the future when your focus is on the past.
How does this relate to "Mindfulness"?
It doesn't.
Or does it?
It might.
Who are we to define such concepts as whether something "does" or "doesn't", anyway?
That depends on our status as most supreme creatures on this planet.
If we are indeed supreme, how did the world come into being?
The legends say it was willed into existence by a group of unsuspecting godlike beings.
What should I have for dinner?
Steack hacheL frites.
Would that satisfy you?
Not as much as a Snickers Bar.
What's the most meaningful song you've heard?
DQN Song #1
Was this worthy of 800GET?
Most certainly. I never saw a worthier 800GET.
Alright, so I put this new PC together, and it keeps crashing during WinXP setup. I've updated the BIOS, exchanged the CD/DVD drive, low-level formatted the harddrive twice and taken out all nonessential hardware. Yet it still bluescreens during XP setup. If this is true, where is what I do?
( ί -ί) I'm a PC
( ί ί) I'm a Mac
Why you'll love a Mac.
You can make amazing stuff.
It's amazingly simple to turn your
photos, music and video into websites,
photo books, DVDs and more:
See the ad
http://www.apple.com/getamac/
Aren't Macs cool guys?
Install Lunix, problem solved!
What is the cool thing to be right now?
A Mac. You can't beat a Mac, as has just been demonstrated.
I think the real question is why is everything that's not a Mac just so terribly uncool?
Only an idiot cares what's cool.
I assume that 806 is so concerned with idiocy that he failed to frame a question, so >>805, I can't really get a handle on >>r's motivation. I think that the writer didn't give us a good sense of >>r's history or thought processes, so frankly, >>r was a flawed character from the start.
I like dipping my pretzels in chocolate ice cream. How about you?
I live in Bavaria. We have proper-sized pretzels here. I like dipping them into sweet mustard.
Will South Germany ever rise again?
Only with a healthy dose of Viagra.
Is tying Italy a major accomplishment for the USA?
Only if you think soccer is important.
Why is it that my awesome Mac slows to a crawl in only a few months of regular use, requiring me to reinstall the OS to get its performance back?
Because it hates you.
Why does my leg itch?
because the tanasinn is CRAWLING IN YOUR SKIN
How do I "magicked" my way into the university I applied to ?
Suck a few dicks, here and there.
Should I stay up to watch Brazil vs Aussies or not bother?
Staying two hours in front of the TV can be suprisingly easy if you use valium medicated prescription of valium pills and herbal valium and valium alternatives and injected valium and generic valium
Do you regularly use valium you can order at the online pharmacy 100% secure SSL payment server 5mg 10mg with herbal valium and valium injections of valuim pills (valum pills) when you discover the opportunity of an online pharmacy you can trust?
I take opium, sorry.
Why did someone create the (`DL) thread when this thread will give you all the answers you need?
He was amused by the (`DL) AA.
Why have I taken like six naps today?
Beats me.
Why have I taken like six faps today?
Beats yours.
Why have I worn no cap today?
You really WANT sunstroke. A LOT. And sun poisoning on your nose. I seriously recommend sunblock.
How do I get a writ of nunc pro tunc so I can overturn this damned suspension?
Rid of Nunc Pro Tunc? I thought he got killed in a New York gang turf war.
Will N'Orleans ever be rebuilt?
>>820 That implies that New Orleans was actually built in the first place. I for one think it's all propaganda.
What would happen if you created a lightgun shooter with the concept of Warzaid, the graphics and physics of CarnEvil, and the voice acting of House of the Dead 4?
It would be released shortly after the Duke Nukem Forever port for GNU/Hurd.
Why does >>r actually link to some post? What kind of obscure kareha feature is that?
random I guess.
who would win in a fight between bucky o'hare and jazz jackrabbit?
Definitely Bucky.
Why am I so great?
Because you're Derek Smart.
You're up early today, doctor. Can I get you anything?
I need a speculum and a digital camera, stat!
What's wrong?
I'm out of valium.
Will I go into withdrawl?
No, but you might slobber a little.
Is your mom single?
Yes, but she's decided that she doesn't want to be married ever again.
Why do I feel such reluctance to check my messages?
You're a passive-aggressive wuss.
What's that coming over the hill?
Why, it's a gay getting married!
Isn't that wonderful?
No, its full of gay and hillclimbing.
Why did the newtonian-cartesian worldview fail?
Because it was a lot like IRC, which IIRC a thread on 4-ch correctly FAILED.
Press Ctrl-Alt-F4-Delete.
Are you going to kill me?
>>837
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846
a^n + b^n = c^n
I need non-zero integers for a, b, and c please.
Open a math book.
Will the space shuttle blow up?
Yes.
Was my answer too short?
Yes.
Will the next answer be red?
LIKE A COMMUNIST ON FIRE.
Is it morning?
Don't worry about the world ending tomorrow - it's already tommorow somewhere.
Isn't it awkward to meet someone you know in real life online, and vice versa?
Only if it's in sexually meaning.
Does anyone else think the phrase "in sexually meaning" doesn't make any sense?
Of course it doesn't. 'Sexually' is an adverb. It is poor English, no matter how you look at it.
Will you watch football or the Tour de France today, and why?
The Tour de France, of course. Italy won it all DAYS ago.
Now that couchsurfer is gone, how will you find places to crash?
>>846, I don't know, but it will definitely involved torture, and possibly death.
Whose stupid idea was it to make topics automatically close at 999 posts?
Obviously, it was Modd. He has always hated/despised/loathed 1000-san, and was secretly working behind the scenes to have him deported.
What would happen to a mere human if it was to REALLY understand everything going on in the outre dimensions?
Instant cranial explosion.
Which is the best site boss/figurehead? Squeeks, Lain, or moot?