<ヽ`∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
Japanese are flooding the market with their own imitation kimchi! We need to stop them!
How do I cure the hiccups? (Or hiccough, if you spell it that way) Seriously, guys. You made me laugh too hard with all shit here tonight.
Curing the hiccups can be easily done with digital rectal stimulation. Please be remembering this should be done by a qualified health care provider, not a prostitute.
If I leave here tomorrooow, Would you still remember meee?
Yes, ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ shall be remembered eternally, thus it never leaves.
Does that mean i will remember you as myself ?
Some people co-opt other's experiences into their personal narrative. Perhaps you are a budding author!
Have you written any poetry lately?
My life is an endless pit of darkness / gloom devours my restless yet phlegmatic soul / will anyone give me a hug?
No, seriously. I need a hug. Please?
Not until you've washed the emo off.
Is it O.K to report drug dealers to the authorities?