<RḾL>@Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
No, but it's ok to want extra sauce.
Is it right to fear drug dealers?
Nope, you make good friends with them!
Do drugs make you cool?
Well yes, in a way, shortly before you finally go cold. Or room-temperature, as it may be.
Do cool people make drugs?
No. Most of them are chemistry geeks.
Have you stopped beating your wife?
No, I'm far too busy being on drugs to stop.
How do I obtain apoligy juice?
You must squeeze the apolojuice fruit, mix with water, and annihalte Hiroshima.
If I plant Cheerios in the soil, will it grow into a donut tree?
No, the most you can get are oats.
are there any foods that smell worse than kimchi?
There's natto, and probably several examples of fine British cuisine.
Is OMG Global Warming caused primarily by variations in solar activity?
It is caused primarily by Al Gore's farts.
Where did we all begin and where will we go?
we began in the future and will go to the past.
do you think emma watson has a kind heart like hermione?
The restraining order she had her lawyer filed against me speaks otherwise.
If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced?
A furiously sleeping colorless green.
Should I bother going to work today?
No. Work will come to you. I have foreseen it.
Do you want to pick cherries in my garden?
I would rather pop cherries in a young women's garden.
How much more ridiculous can these questions possibly become?
Oh, they haven't even begun to scratch the bedrock yet.
If you were a tree, what kind of dog would piss on you?
A quadraplegic dog.
How do I respond to a structured reply thread?
like this.
what does insertion feel like?
text.
how do i got banned from 4ch?
by posting CP in the form of ascII art
how do i steal bikes?
Dynamite the lock.
When did America become a nation of frightened wimps?
When Jews did WTC
When will World2ch come back?
A few days after the end of time.
Has 4-ch really gotten worse in the few days squeeks has been gone?
Yes, but Squeeks is only a metaphorical construct and acts as a placebo to encourage VIP quality posting.
Why does everything taste like chicken?
Because God tastes like chicken, and made all other animals taste in his image. Pork is not of this universe.
Why can't I get coffee Pepsi around here?
Too much caffeine for one hand.
Why does my coffee taste metallic?
The T-1000 has disguised himself as your coffee. Drinking some molten steel will aid in digestion.
Why do women who dress with exposed cleavage get upset when men notice their exposed cleavage?
They are actually getting upset that you're ashamed of peeping. The real solution is to notice and then compliment.
Help me DQN, I've got a job interview tomorrow and need to make this black eye go away. How?
Just to get someone to punch you in the other eye to even it out, they won't even notice.
What is the best revenge?
Toothbrush up the arse.
Also, I didn't forget to post a question. My question is about the nature of a question, and imploded on itself.
So did my answer.
Why are Ipods so popular?
They're "cute" and user-friendly.
Where are the emergency mittens?
At the top of the page.
Why aren't "na no" and "kashira" as popular as "desu"?
Critical lack of Gay Magic
For the love of Christ, how do I ge
Wow. And you didn't even mention Candlejack.
Now isn't tha
Yeah, that's pretty dumb, seeing that "how do I ge" is an older and far more superior meme than fucking Candlejack.
So who here is going to tk mi 2 da | ? Lol.
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What's the deal with 4channers?
Extra chromosome.
Why is vodka the only alcoholic beverage that makes me puke?
All other kinds of booze don't have the skills to make a proper puke. In fact they're so embarrassed that they won't even try.
Did I just break the shitty-o-meter?
Please allow me to take a look...
Congratulations, you have broken the record by 1.5
Ok, say we have a box, and we force someone into this box and throw the box off the building.
did we throw the box, or the person?
You threw both. At least that's what I would say if I was on a jury.
How does it carry out?
It is not to be certain, but involving many w's.
How does it borrow?
Borrowing is forbidden under DQN law.
What is love?
A manifestation of our innate desire to reproduce.
Why is weed still illegal?
Move to Amsterdam, ha ha.
If you go on a date with someone from Holland, do you have to "go Dutch"?
Yeah. Going "German", however, is generally only acceptable if you ask your date first.
So is that why Germany doesn't import a lot of beluga?
Yes.
The Netherlands is a fucking terrible country and they tolerate every goddamned freak here. Why is that?
Because the country isn't run by fundamentalist christians and 14-year-old boys who can't accept people that are different from them.
Why am I still awake?
Because you don't want tomorrow to come.
What's so bad about tomorrow?
Tomorrow is Monday. I have to go back to work.
How can the real otaku get to Akiba?
I hear listening to The Vapors helps.
We might even go so far as to take another instance, that of Mr. Tilden's bequest of five millions of dollars for a free library in the city of New York, but in referring to this one cannot help saying involuntarily, How much better if Mr. Tilden had devoted the last years of his own life to the proper administration of this immense sum; in which case neither legal contest nor any other cause of delay could have interfered with his aims. But let us assume that Mr. Tilden's millions finally become the means of giving to this city a noble public library, where the treasures of the world contained in books will be open to all forever, without money and without price. Considering the good of that part of the race which congregates in and around Manhattan Island, would its permanent benefit have been better promoted had these millions been allowed to circulate in small sums through the hands of the masses?
I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listen-- I mean, uh... No, that would be bad, for reason that are... such and such.
If Deities were ice cream, which one would be Vanilla?
Buddha, but he has plenty of toppings available to add flavor.
Is there some special property to these question threads that makes them so popular?
You don't have to come up with anything post until you're at the bottom of the thread anyway. It's a procrastinators dream.
WHY GOD WHY?!
BECAUSE, MAN, BECAUSE!
Candy, for breakfast?
Never. Everyone knows it's Hamburgers for Breakfast.
Why isn't White Castle more successful?
Because as it turns out, white isn't the new black after all.
How come there's apparently no such thing as a reasonable economist?
Because there are RULES. There are LAWS. Things work just So.
How did Harvey Dent become Two-Face?
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I totally don't know what you're talking about.
Where's MODD when you need one?
Modd is a faggot and I dont have anything to answer, shit sux.
Why are text boards always made of so much more win than imageboards?
Because true QUALITY is only available to the blind.
What happens if you drop salt on the back of a sitting sparrow?
It turns into a dove.
Why is this site full of wankers like >>66-68 these days?
They're only wankers because you don't seduce them with your ass.
How do we evoke our superpowers?
Chant U-S-A, Chi-na, In-di-a like a cheering squad.
How would I go around summoning a succubus? I'm kind of... ronery, you see.
I don't know, so I'm just going to sing the theme song from Hokuto no Ken 2:
Welcome to this crazy time
Kono ikareta jidai e youkoso
Kimi wa tough boy
Matomo na yatsu hodo feel so bad
Shouki de irareru nante un ga ii ze
You, tough boy
Toki wa masani seikimatsu
Yodonda machikado de bokura wa deatta
Keep you burning
Kakenukete
Kono fuhai to jiyuu to bouryoku no mattadanaka
No boy no cry
Kanashimi wa
Zetsubou ja nakute ashita no manifesuto
We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties
Does that make you want to kill me?
It makes me want to kick you, repeating endlessly until you explode.
How long is a piece of string?
What did your face look like before your mother was born?
Is answering a question with a question fair game?
No, that's grounds for disqualification. Sorry, >>78.
So who's in the lead now?
Lasty.
Why don't they sell Mini Eggs all year round?
>>80
It is a conspiracy to fix prices and therefore profiteer immorally.
What is the BTU/gallon rating for uranium?
Enough to power a radscorpion, or a medium-large roachor.
Who stole my afterburner? Was it you? Huh? You want I should fuck you up, eh?
Yeah I stole it. What you gonna do?
Okay, I lied, its drum and bass, what you gonna do?
I'm going to play Top Gun on the NES.
What other 8-bit flight sims were cool?
Raiden, and the one with the dolphin and the naked people.
What is the cure for the common cold?
Gay magic
How much gay magic is enough to cure the common cold?
Lain is the cure for everything.
Is that too stereotypical cyberpunk?
Yes.
Why listen to Lain when you can listen to The Cure.
Anime is always superior.
Why listen to The Cure when you could be cutting yourself instead?
You might get permanent scarring on your eardrums.
What do you say to someone who puts mayo on her fried eggs?
Classified information.
Is there anything Rei isn't out of ?
She isn't out of excuses.
Why am I -still- on DQN?
Sina broke your legs for non-payment of debt interest, and you cannot afford a wheelchair.
How's it hanging?
Low.
Is there anyway to increase my hang height?
Staples.
Do you have any grapes?
I'm a persona non grata there ever since the incident with the canned pineapple rings seven years ago.
How does a shithole like that even stay around? I mean, they've got absolutely no customer service nor even a basic sense of decorum!
They need to listen to Ann Coulter more.
Is Ann Coulter really a man?
Signs point to yes.
Why don't Magic 8 balls ever tell me anything useful?
Because your 8-balls are not made in Bolivia.
Would magic balls solve >>103's problems better?
Ask again later.
How about now?
You've got some real onions in your bag to have the nerve to ask that!
"lol" 50 times just isn't funny, is it?
No, it isnt. :(
Whats the best thing to do with a stolen ipod?