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Where do mittens go when they cease to be findable?
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How come threads like these tend to drift off the original structure?
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( LΦ`) Please do.
Should I go with the bagel and cream cheese, or the chocolate doughnut that I really want?
Neither of them are good for you, so go for the donut.
What's that coming over the hill?
>>276
Oscar.
What healthy method will cure my headache quickest?
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
What was the biggest internet craze?
Dancing Baby. It rocked everybody's world.
When will we have world peace?
That strange "Instant Messaging" thing that started with ICQ and AOL. Thankfully it imploded quickly.
We can CU See Me, and I'll get naked for you. Got a camera?
Yes, but it's a 1997 model. Thus not supported by CUSeeMe, being so newfangled.
What do the Ps and Qs actually mean?
It fell out of favour once they discovered his correctly spelled brother, credibility.
How come show business is so shallow, yet so cut-throat?
Shallow is easy to do, so there's always a lot of competition.
So when is Pat Robertson going to bite the dust?
When God wants him to.
Am I God?
The very act of questioning yourself makes it quite unlikely.
Should I upgrade my Shimano 105s to Dura-Ace?
Only if you can still do barrel rolls afterwards.
Why does the right lens keep falling out from my glasses?
you are masturbating too much.
I didn't get my admission from university of choice, should I go on a killing spree in the admission office?
No, because it might hurt your chances of getting into your second choice, and you'd probably wind up having to get an associates degree at your community college.
What is Squeeks doing this very second?
Fapping to loli.
I'm moving to London, UK in September to study. What's the most important thing I should never leave my flat without?
>>290
A towel.
And maybe your oyster card.
What can I do to fall asleep when not even fwapping takes care of that problem?
Try to memorize the nutritional information on every box of every food in your home, and in your neighbors.
How man cc is in a cubic lightyear?
Approximately 8.469 times 10^53.
What's the best way to get extradited to the US?
Change your legal name to أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن.
Then travel to the nearest US Embassy and scream "Marg bar Amrika!" for several hours until someone either asks you to leave or hands you a visa.
Do you have any tips for growing a really sweet beard?
Go afghaan style. just let it go.
مرگ بر آمریکا ؟
ایرانی؟
I want to buy a PS3, how many people should I kill to get the money?
Over 9000.
Why can I not memorise the trig ratios for 30, 45 and 90?
>>297
Because your mnemonics for them consist of touching yourself at night.
What should I have for breakfast?
>>297
Because your mnemonics for them consist of touching yourself at night.
What should I have for breakfast?
Green eggs and ham.
Did I do a proper 300GET?!?
Good enough for government work.
Will my slippers stop trying to chew off my feet?
You could try banging them against the wall a couple times.
Why do I spend so much time telling hoodlovers on 4chan's /f/ to die in a fire?
>>302
Because you take it up the butt too rarely lately. =(
What does the future of 4chan's /b/ hold?
>>304
Yes. Maybe not at 4chan, but it has become legendary among certain people.
Even if 2ch would be forced to close down, people would remember and sing it's praise for a long while afterwards.
It's slightly like that for /b/, only more /b/tarded and not as famous globally.
What's a hood-lover and is it ghetto/robin related?
>>305
It's a /b/quality /f/ meme that needs to die in a fire.
What's hotter, a guy making out with a clone of himself, or a guy making out with the one he was named after, after going back in time to catch him at the same age as the time-traveller?
The latter, but only if they both have an androgynous name and the predecessor is female.
How many faggots should I gun down today?
At least five, dykes are bonus points.
What's the worst tv show ever?
One is enough. You know who.
What is that weird blob Grandpa's been having at the back of his head lately?
>>308-309
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!
Why are my favourite Japanese drama series never fansubbed?
>>311
Because it's a deliberate conspiracy to spite you you.
They're watching you... You don't have much time left anymore... You can run but you can't hide.
Since when did fans really mean fanatics, as it used to in the past? Crazy fangirls/boys truly being insane shudder
>>312 It happened around the first time that we saw streaming episodes of Maid in Akihabara... and there was Mako. Something snapped within us, and to quote a great sage, Nothing could ever be the same.
What the hell is that groundhog doing under my car??!!
>>314
Burrowing. It's gonna jump out and slash you liek ninja at a good moment, and then steal your vespene gas.
Why should we always look on the bright side of life?
Because we wear our sunglasses at night.
Can love bloom on a battlefield?
No, that would impossible, since love is a battlefield, and something cannot bloom on itself.
What will be the site for the next world war?
I have been told that outer space that is near Earth will be where the next war takes place. Long range missiles will be used primarily.
Has anybody actually put a screen door on a submarine and survive?
Well yes, when they had to evacuate a screen door factory in Mrdslovsk back in 1959 with just one of those newfangled Soviet nuclear sub. The exercise was somewhat pointless.
How come gay magic seems to have gone off the radar once more?
By gay magic.
Why does posting my social security number on 4chan's /b/ filter to a series of x's interrupted by dashes?
>>320
It doesn't. Sucks to be you.
Where do tanpopos go when they die?
They advance into the future along with the other three time travelers, where they will have to decide whether to continue with their journey.
Can you help it (popotan)?
No, that would violate the Prime Directive.
Why does Wikipedia have a Quantum Mechanics article in "Simple English"?
Because some amateurs want to attempt to use Quantum Mechanics without learning other things to handle it safely.
Why do overseas countries continue to buy junk bonds from the USA?
Because the USA touches our collective tralala (mmm, our ding-ding-dong) in return.
How could this thread ever be bumped off the front page?
It has to get to 1000 posts.
If he shot the sheriff, why didn't he shoot the deputy?
He ran out of bullets and he ran away, because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
When did one's favourite anime getting licensed become a curse rather than a blessing?
When more people than just the ones living in continents the animes were licensed in started downloading too. Tiny fansub group in e.g. USA, ceasing to sub a very non-mainstream series due to licensing in USA = bad news for eurofag fans. And since a significant majority of the anime-downloaders today are pubertal teens who think they are entitled to get anything they desire for free.
How can I become less bitter?
Get laid regularly. It'll mellow you out bigtime.
Did Habitrail ever actually deliver the panda bear hamsters it advertized so many years ago?
No, but the breed is available at many pet stores near you.
What's the best book for learning to program in php?
The online manual. If you know anything about programming at all, it'll be really easy.
Or should he just get a CS degree?
He'd have to travel to South Korea for that, and wait until their SC program gets a sister degree. So, no.
What is the cancer that is killing DQN?
That one poster who keeps trying to push "gay magic" as if it were funny enough to catch on.
What is the acne that keeps DQN from getting laid?
The guy who isn't into the whole thing.
What is the follicle infection that hurts DQN whenever it sits down?
Gay magic-itis of the pubula.
How come one of you seems to hate Gay Magic? It's funny after all!
Because they too don't get laid often enough.
What'll Grandpa's next birthday be like?
( E-E) He won't live to see it.
( E-E) Why doesn't anybody like me?
Because you need a dent in your face too.
How long will my new piggy bank survive until it has to stop for hammer time again?
Until noon tomorrow.
What happened with the happytastic mittens? Where did that go?
Why?
Why life exists? Rei got bored.
How many angry bananas does it take to raze the Colosseum ?
Forty-two.
Will Junior ever find true love?
Twenty-four.
Why are you staring at me?
Because we can't quite understand how you managed to answer the wrong question even though there's a 1-hour margin...
So, will Junior ever find true love?
Twenty-four.
I have a satellite dish and hundreds of channels to choose from, so why is there still nothing on TV?
Because you continue to give answers that are far below the standards of quality set forth by the Elitist Superstructure.
How can we further prevent Junior from finding true love?
Twenty-four
Who wears mittens anyway?
People who live in the cold.
Why have gloves replaced mittens as ideal cold weather gear?
Because silly hu-mans enjoy having having the entire surface of their hands covered by their gear, including in between their fingers.
How can we incinerate the 24-guy's brain the easiest?
By Scanning.
Since so many vintage horror movies are being remade, when can we hope for a decent version of "Scanners"?
There is none because so many remakes fail to recapture the greatness of the original.
Will there ever be a videogame based movie that is great?
Not for as long as Uwe Boll walks this earth. Likely not even after he's daid and buried... assuming he can be killed by conventional weapons.
I need a weapon to kill me a fascist. What would you suggest?
The Petition to make Whiny Congressmen play Violent Video Games. Works a charm.
When will World of Starcraft come out?
October 1993.
Is September ever going to end?
I don't know, but wake me up when it does.
Zzz ... zzz... zzz ... snort?
mhm, quite.
How many different colors of towels will I need for my grand scarf project?
27
Who will get to see the final result of your scarf project?
None, he will hang himself with an off-white towel when he goes insane trying to complete his grand scarf project with towels.
Why does David Blaine hate America?
Gay Magic!
So, do you still play Starcraft?
Who doesn't?
No, really, who doesn't still play Starcraft?
Fools. We will get them. Oh yes, we will... MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA
When will Duke Nukem Forever finally be made? (;_; )
It's being made since 10 years.
WHAT IS YOUR FUNCTION IN LIFE?
To ask you why I need a function.
Why do I need to have a function in life?
Because the efficiency gestapo will have you terminated otherwise.
Is there any form of singing superior to a capella?
Overtone singing. But that's it.
Where can I get a free army of intelligent-enough-but-not-too-clever minions?
4chan.
Is it me or is it getting hotter?
It's you. Dayum, you sure are hot.
Where can I obtain e-books of the Harry Dresden series?
At the e-library. It's down the e-street at the e-plaza. Be careful not to get e-mugged.
The show aired for almost 40 years so far, but the question remains unanswered? Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?