<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
Because you're an internet tough guy.
Why do I feel compelled to insult everybody on the internet?
You've had too many "insult the poster above us" threads. Try the "molest the poster above us" thread for a relaxing and/or inspiring change.
Is there a Dadaism that wasn't Anarchistic?
Yes, Totalitarian Dadaism.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Because asteroids would have to be called something else.
Why am I spending time posting in this thread instead of working?
You're watching nature videos on Youtube, so it's no prob.
Can I order something to eat?
It is only good to be THE king, not just king.
Who wants to go get some fast food?
Sure, i own a fast food restaurant so i can give it to you for free.
So, may i take your order?
Nachos with cheese.
I don't suppose >>177 just came here out of the Rei thread?
Perhaps, but don't count on actually receiving anything from your order.
Do you really want fries with that?
Yes, you bitch. I want my vegetables!
Why is San Fransisco so fabulous?
Two reasons. 1. Cable Cars are awesome. 2. Rice-a-Roni.
What's for dinner?
For the architecture, the bagels and of course the splendid gay magic.
Why is New Hampshire so fabulous?
Why, to take in a matinée, have a nice dinner in Little Italy, and then catch another show tonight!
But seriously, it's monday, and the theaters are dark! You'll need to stay overnight, and get to the half-price ticket trailer early before the lines start!
What's the last show that you saw on Broadway?
Well, to quote Groucho Marx, "If you don't know where your head is at, put your hat on your neck."
Can you really get wisdom anywhere you can find it?
Depends if the balls touch.
Why are you so depressed?
Because pandas are nearly extinct.
What's the best music to have sex to?
Speedcore at about 210BPM.
Why does my head hurt after listening to that?
You need a padded headboard, or you should be on top for a change.
How will you celebrate May Day, Brother Worker?
I flayed the skin from off a capitalist exploiter's flesh and turned it into a rather snazzy set of book covers, which sell for quite a nice markup in Japan.
Where could I buy an elephant-leg trash can?
Same place you sell Capitalist-skinned book covers. You'll find they are sold from vending machines, like everything else.
I dream of one day of being assassinated in a dramatic moment that captures the nation's attention. How important do I have to be before it is considered an assassination rather than just a murder?
If you are a pop idol, or were 6 years ago or less, you'd be the headline on evey major newspaper.
How many movies bashed by the NY times aren't big hits?
About fifty seven, ish.
How come DQN doesn't get spammed like General and Games do?
DQN automatically filters most all spam into coherent and topical this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your a with a recursive scanning engine that eliminates up to 96.6% of all repeated postings.
Is there another word for synonym?
No, but there are plenty of antonyms for it.
Have you any idea what the furniture does when I'm at work and no one is watching?
www.furnitureporn.com/
Can find an antonym for THAT?
www.celibate-milkcrates.com
Other than the caffeine, is there anything really bad in Diet Pepsi?
There's aspartame, which is under investigation as a possible carcinogen.
Is there anything we can do to stop the end of DQN?
You could, but the 200GET is mine.
What can I do with a thermos bottle, except stole hot or cold drinks in one?
You can use it to store lukewarm drinks, as well.
This usage is not endorsed by Thermos® Limited Liability Corporation.
IN NO EVENT WILL THERMOS BE LIABLE FOR INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR SPECIAL DAMAGES.
Wal-Mart lowers prices everyday, so why isn't everything free yet?
Because when you're not looking, they raise 'em, too.
Does this hat make my ass look fat?
no, you ARE fat, it's not the hat's fault.
how do you fit a world in an egg without making the egg bigger or the world any smaller?
Redefine "in."
How do you get it back out?
You crack the egg on the edge of a pan, and hope Imam abu Abdallah doesn't smack you for wasting his time.
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
The computer service guy that saw no RAM.
what is the greatest ROM file in the universe?
Nude Punch Out.nes
Where can I find enlightenment?
The Petsmart in Kent, Washington. Talk to the guy with the huge beard.
He must be pretty smart. You didn't even have a question.
How does one treat a bad case of phimosis?
Amputation. I mean the whole thing. All of it. Or it'll come back later.
How come nearly every industrial and/or darkwave band seems to have at least one track each named "Falling" or "Numb"?
That's what happens to you after you listen to industrial music long enough.
Where is my hat?
At the very end of the over, bend in, so you can reach it... i uuu , , , can't reach it because. of my large frame... gfdjgorkkkldf hahaha take good look, thud fdkkhhkhkhkhkkhkhhhhhhhh
Do not read this, you will be kissed on the 4th day of reading this , then you will be anally penetrated by a large metallic object of about 20 cm in diameter. Can you believe it?
Really? I cannot believe it's not butter
Here are some things we can assume for the sake of the problem:
* let’s assume you are rectangular - let’s say, 1 meter, 0.5 meters wide, and 0.5 meters deep
* forget about dripping rain - any drop that hits you counts as one drop
* the rain is evenly distributed and falls at a constant and consistent speedThe question is, over a given distance, does the rate at which you move (in a straight line, you can assume) affect how many drops of rain you come in contact with?
Moving quicker, you will run into more drops than moving slower (or not at all). Since a person's silhouette is larger observed from the front than from above, one will end up collecting more water in total moving faster. However, the wise mathematician will simply carry an umbrella if it seems like it will rain today.
How do I get these gnats out of my remote control?
Masturbate on the control and drink the sperm.
How do I get a black dick in my anus?
Ask nicely, and buy the first round.
Will the world end on thursday?
Cast GNAA Summoning IV.
How do I get a black dick out of my anus?
Drink laxatives.
Will GNAA hunt our internet enemies and rape them live with a Youtube webcast?
Do we actually have enemies?
Or are we fallen utterly from the eyes of man and God?
Yes, even now Darkpa readies his many armies.
Did you actually answer anyone?
Does answering with a question count?
Will squeeks go to a maid cafe in akihabara?
If he does, I hope he takes pictures!
On to the most important question: is a visit to Yoshinoya on the itinerary?
Certainly! That's on Thursday afternoon.
What will the weather be like?
Apocalyptic
What would happen if branches of government had the financial incentive to do a great job?
Perhaps corporations would actually be running the government instead of merely fucking it up.
What is the best kind of government? (hint: it's DQN)
An Elitist Superstructure, duh.
What part do the little people play in the ideal form of government?
they don't
where should i go for dinner?
My Pants.
Should I be more tactful?
Not really, no.
If I produce something that is uncreative and completely lacking in style and taste in a short amount of time for the sake of proving that I can at least produce some thing on a whim, is that some thing worth producing at all?
Yes. It's called porn, and people make millions off of it.
What the hell does SysRq do?
Every time you press it, an unnamed prisoner deep in the darkest bowels of IBM HQ gets an electric shock.
I find myself really wnating to say "with extra sauce". Is that ok?
It depends a great deal on the context, but if you happen to be in a restaurant, sure you can.
I seem to live off of pretzels. Should I be worried about my sodium intake?
Only if you're also a slug.
Why are pretzels tied into knots?
[b]testing[/b] <- [b]
[i]testing[/i] <- [i]
testing <- --*--
testing <- --**--
this is a test
>>233 Obviously because they're agitated over the stupidity of people doing test posts in a structured thread.
Can someone explain Pringles to me?
Certainly. Oh, you wanted me to...?
Can someone explain Pringles to >>236 and I?
Pringles - they are like potato chips, but they are not made like normal potato chips; this means that they are a bit starchier, a little tastier in some folks' opinions, and they are less greasy. This also means that in some places, they're not allowed to be called "potato chips", even though they have the same form factor and are made from potatoes. The fat-free kinds contain Olestra, and it's not advised you binge on any kind of snack food too often, but it's your life. Mmmm Pringles.
Why wouldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because Saitama was on the other side.
What's on the other side of Saitama?
Tsukuba.
Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
That was no lady. That was Bottles.
Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
He's trying to get into the mile high club.
What does wolf meat taste like?
It tastes like old dog.
Why is there a whale in front of >>244's computer?
There's is not!
What is wrong with you?
I recently returned from a transatlantic marathon, and as such, I am slightly delirious.
Or am I?
^________________________________________^
There is an elephant in the way.
Do photons have mass?
Yes, unless gravity is weird for altering their path...
If zero wing is the most famous engrish game, what is second?
Nintendo Pro Wrestling.
Why is broken English so funny?
I am not understandink zis idiom.
Prease to be explainink.
It cannot expect meaning from usual meaning of the component as kicking, round table meeting and because of that the bucket it does, does not use the head language being general as a circular table, expression from grammatical rule or, is not the element of the expression which is larger than like feature.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could do crack-cocaine?
Well, if the price of a blowjob was multiplied by the price of a crack rock, that number would be the answer.
Are there any numbers besides 42 that were declared important in Douglas Adams's writing?
Yes. Infinity - 1, the highest finite number imaginable. Also, Trillian's phone number, the odds of being picked up in a vacuum within 30 seconds.
What is the meaning of Liff?
A book written by a dead vegetarian.
Has Terry Pratchett written anything recently?
I think Monstrous Regiment was his last book; he's about due for another here any time.
Does anyone else obsessively catalog their personal libraries?
No, but I have a massive mdb of my entire comic book collection, which somehow proves that it is worth $13k.
So.. does anyone want to buy a comic book collection?
No, go back to 4chan and take your shitty memes with you.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY hasn't the WHY thread gotten to 1000 yet?
Because of 4chan.
What is wrong with moot?
He decided to GB2/Mexico, and would not GB2/doingagoodjob.
Has an improbability drive been sold on ebay?
Effector 13 Improbability Drive guitar effect pedal.
That's the closest thing I could find.
Is P=NP?
Yes, when N=1.
Has anyone ever managed to read through the "This is John Galt Speaking" chapter of Atlas Shrugged?
Those who speak have not, and those who have don't speak.
What makes k-tan on 2ch's English board so incredibly hawt?
Nothing in particular. You're a teenager. You get hard when the wind blows.
Why was native australian wildlife unable to cope with the introduction of wussy little housecats?