<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
I totally don't know what you're talking about.
Where's MODD when you need one?
Modd is a faggot and I dont have anything to answer, shit sux.
Why are text boards always made of so much more win than imageboards?
Because true QUALITY is only available to the blind.
What happens if you drop salt on the back of a sitting sparrow?
It turns into a dove.
Why is this site full of wankers like >>66-68 these days?
They're only wankers because you don't seduce them with your ass.
How do we evoke our superpowers?
Chant U-S-A, Chi-na, In-di-a like a cheering squad.
How would I go around summoning a succubus? I'm kind of... ronery, you see.
I don't know, so I'm just going to sing the theme song from Hokuto no Ken 2:
Welcome to this crazy time
Kono ikareta jidai e youkoso
Kimi wa tough boy
Matomo na yatsu hodo feel so bad
Shouki de irareru nante un ga ii ze
You, tough boy
Toki wa masani seikimatsu
Yodonda machikado de bokura wa deatta
Keep you burning
Kakenukete
Kono fuhai to jiyuu to bouryoku no mattadanaka
No boy no cry
Kanashimi wa
Zetsubou ja nakute ashita no manifesuto
We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties
Does that make you want to kill me?
It makes me want to kick you, repeating endlessly until you explode.
How long is a piece of string?
What did your face look like before your mother was born?
Is answering a question with a question fair game?
No, that's grounds for disqualification. Sorry, >>78.
So who's in the lead now?
Lasty.
Why don't they sell Mini Eggs all year round?
>>80
It is a conspiracy to fix prices and therefore profiteer immorally.
What is the BTU/gallon rating for uranium?
Enough to power a radscorpion, or a medium-large roachor.
Who stole my afterburner? Was it you? Huh? You want I should fuck you up, eh?
Yeah I stole it. What you gonna do?
Okay, I lied, its drum and bass, what you gonna do?
I'm going to play Top Gun on the NES.
What other 8-bit flight sims were cool?
Raiden, and the one with the dolphin and the naked people.
What is the cure for the common cold?
Gay magic
How much gay magic is enough to cure the common cold?
Lain is the cure for everything.
Is that too stereotypical cyberpunk?
Yes.
Why listen to Lain when you can listen to The Cure.
Anime is always superior.
Why listen to The Cure when you could be cutting yourself instead?
You might get permanent scarring on your eardrums.
What do you say to someone who puts mayo on her fried eggs?
Classified information.
Is there anything Rei isn't out of ?
She isn't out of excuses.
Why am I -still- on DQN?
Sina broke your legs for non-payment of debt interest, and you cannot afford a wheelchair.
How's it hanging?
Low.
Is there anyway to increase my hang height?
Staples.
Do you have any grapes?
I'm a persona non grata there ever since the incident with the canned pineapple rings seven years ago.
How does a shithole like that even stay around? I mean, they've got absolutely no customer service nor even a basic sense of decorum!
They need to listen to Ann Coulter more.
Is Ann Coulter really a man?
Signs point to yes.
Why don't Magic 8 balls ever tell me anything useful?
Because your 8-balls are not made in Bolivia.
Would magic balls solve >>103's problems better?
Ask again later.
How about now?
You've got some real onions in your bag to have the nerve to ask that!
"lol" 50 times just isn't funny, is it?
No, it isnt. :(
Whats the best thing to do with a stolen ipod?
Keep it. The person who you got it from is probably an hero now, anyway.
Now...what's the best thing to do with stolen secrets from the PRC government?
Tear them up and make a tasty casserole out of them. The PRC has many secrets, too many to miss a handful. Your theft may cause the starvation of a hard-working official's family however.
How come standing exactly still is so hard?
あなたは食べないから
食べますか。
>>110
you accidently went to the wrong board and site, you should go to the food board on 2ch
why did i go to the trouble of translating that?
Because you're DQN.
Has anyone seen my iPod? Have you, >>107?
I am >>107 and theft is property. My Property. MINE.
Are you a happy miser?
Well, you're definately not a Malice Mizer...
Why is DESU DESU DESU?
Yes, I stopped posting for the last few days, sorry.
What is a "reach-around"?
The Reach Around is a rather common type of african monkey, characterised by the way the monkeys gain their wings.
Will anything special happen on September the 5000th 1993?
DQN gets shut down for good.
Are you all sorry you asked?
No, but I will repent, out of fear of damnation.
Buddha is coming for dinner tomorrow, what should I use as a garnish?
lamb roast
who killed my internet?
Your alter ego, Suomynona.
Why does everyone look at me weird when I wear a tinfoil hat?
Because it makes your face melt and most people would realize that their face was melting.
Why is >>121 still alive?
He's a zombie. You need to cut off his head, or crack open his brain-pan.
Speaking of which, what pole weapon is better for Zombiegeddon, a halberd or a bardiche? There's only 15 more shopping days to go!
I'd go with the lance, myself. It's much, how do you say, pointier.
How should I enjoy >>123's brahnz, when the silly harman hambag m!zzahz marh zambag manbagz? Barhah!
Stop playing urban dead
Why do people play shitty browser games?
Because the people who make shitty browser games that people play usually can't afford to turn them off.
Is the pope Catholic?
No.
Does a bear shit in the woods?
only if it makes a sound
what's day is today if yesterday was tomorrow?
Monday the 4983rd of September 1993
What is a panda?
I'll show you later.
What is a USB cable?
Most definatly not a panda.
Who is the creator of the internet?
御鉄風様だ。
御鉄風様が全能で親切なあ御ネットの御神様だ。
今日はあなたは御鉄風様に願ってしまったか。
私は全然気遣わないことを好む鉄の方法を避けることを好む。 これをまた愛することを学ぶ。
愛することを学んだら堂ですか
御鉄風様はあなたをとても全部知っているのか
Because I can't understand you, that's why.
What's with the vipper invasion?
DQN is the cool place to just totally relax and do whatever.
Do you want to be a VIPSTAR, too?
No, I want to be an Oscar Meyer weiner.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
About twice as many as pinheads can dance on the head of an angel, according to the Ramones.
What's the best practice for carding wool?
Ask it for a photo ID in a nonchalant manner, explaining you have to check with everyone.
What is the best blade to use for decapitating infidels?
A plastic cafeteria knife
Speekka day english?
Too much dreaming and screaming killed earth
what happens when you mix tea and soda water?
You get Cillit Bang.
What the hell is up with Prolog?
It's the past. The Past is Prolog.
Have you ever been preluded out?
I was once epilogued out. Strangest thing so far.
How does a camel fit through a pinhole?
A little snug, but that's the current fashion.
What can I do with a 60' long needle?
Hide it in the world's largest haystack.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he naked or homeless?
The turtle is dead, due to the fact that the spinal cord is part of the shell.
What percentage of people who play Mario Bros games call the Koopas turtles?
No.
What is opposite day like in Soviet Russia?
In Soviet Russia, It is never not always opposite day.
When did these Soviet Russia Jokes Start anyways?
Blame Yakov Smirnoff.
America! What a country, yes?
Ja, ja, ist sehr gllücklich.
What percentage of people who play Dig Dug games call the Pookas "the orange monsters"?
No one plays Dig Dug.
Why did pong take off like it did?
Because it rhymes with"Dong." And people are pervs like that.
If I invent an incredibly simple videogame, name it something that rhymes with a reproductive organ, or some slang thereof, will I get rich?
Well, only if your game about how to open locks without the proper key is really well made, or takes off like mad in the Japanese market.
How close are we to gay magic world domination?
Nope, I dont fall, I trip and I roll.
Drug references anyone?
Drop it like it's got 300 mics.
What is the DQN cure for cancer?
The sun is excited.
What happens if the sun orgasms?
It is not a fascination, so much as a preoccupation.
Also, cocks.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Disambiguation. When you ask "do you have the time?" when pointing to your crotch it has another meaning.
Will it be hotter or colder tomorrow?
Does it matter? Not like you're going outside.
Oranges?
Yellows.
Is Anarchistic Dadaism the wave of the future?
Fuck oranges.
Why am I so hostile?