ITT we solve the question above us [Part 3] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:28

<RḾL>@Why does kimchi taste so good nida?

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 22:05

Ask them politely but firmly to wait a few minutes, then put them on hold and never pick it back up.

How much phlegm would Errol Flynn fling, if Errol Flynn could fling phlegm?

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 23:28

He's still in the intricate process of doing so and as such the quantity is immeasurable.

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 23:35

I can't dispute the logic of that.

Why did >>709 fail to ask a question?

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 00:00

Because he realised what an abject failure at life he was right after typing his answer, and could only hit Reply before bursting into tears.

Which is the funniest Eddie Izzard CD?

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 02:03

none, they all suck.

why do I constantly feel the need to jack off, is some one using mind control on me?

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 03:07

It's the pheromones of all the teenagers fresh out of school.

Why all the talk about music?

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 08:32

Because we're bored.

Can you suggest a better subject?

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 13:08

No, I was just curious.

Was it a bad question?

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 14:31

Yes, it's hard to come up with interesting answers to dull questions.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 14:51

No, because I have two left feet.

How come it seems I am the only person who has never read a Dune book?

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 15:06

Because you don't live next to me. I also have never read any Dune.

What should I do with the complimentary map of Akihabara I got from the maid-costumed guide in front of Gamers during my last trip to Tokyo?

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 15:13

Set it aflame, along with all other relics of your weeaboo lifestyle. Then become an accountant and take up numatism.

By what method should I kill myself, and at what time and place?

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 15:19

Setting yourself aflame on a pyre of all relics of your weeaboo lifestyle. It beats becoming an accountant and working yourself to death.

Where outside Akiba can I get a girl in a maid costume to give me a foot massage?

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 16:13

Maid costumes and foot massages are forbidden on Akiba Hebrew Academy's grounds.
However, YHWH approves highly of male4male foot baths, for weary travelers.

Now, where did I leave my Yarmulke?

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 16:21

It's underneath your Dreidel.

Has anyone played the d20 Slayers RPG, or is it just collecting dust on store shelves?

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 15:19

If they give a free iPod with it it may sell.

Will you buy Manhunt 2?

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 15:37

I might warez it, but only if they port it to the old x-box.

What does it mean if my spirit animal is a woodchuck?

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:36

It means your only possible career options involve a degree in poli-sci or business.

Why won't these weeaboos hurry up on the Mother 1 + 2 or Mother 3 translations?

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:46

Because they're too busy translating yaoi harem manga.

Where can I find a good Sonic the Hedgehog forum?

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:51

Meditate on this question in a public place, loudly chanting the mantra OWA TAFU LAH YEM until the answer comes to you.

What is the greatest movie that ever was?

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 21:55

Cinema achieved it's peak at the release of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

What is the greatest Sonic the Hedgehog forum that ever was?

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 09:15

7chan /fur/.

Which is better to see live, I've or Halko Momoi?

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 16:11

The latter, because her first name is Finnish for a log of wood. The kind you'd chop up and burn in a fireplace.

What happens when you cross the streams?

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 16:37

Total protonic reversal, if memory serves me right.

Why is this a bad thing?

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:31

It could cause all the atoms in your body to explode.

How do I get ectoplasm out of my favourite panties?

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:45

Snort it.

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:45

Why did I forget my question?

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:56

Your head could not discriminate between your brains and the ectoplasms you snorted from panties - and accidentally got rid of the former substance.

By the way, why did John Rawls have to be such a difficult writer?

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 22:15

Purely to spite you.

Why don't you read some Joyce instead?

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 01:49

musn't think of it... dirty dirty musn't think....

Who's making these new brown clouds?

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 02:27

My dear, I believe it is you.

Will someone fix >>737's little problems?

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 03:29

The free world's top scientists are working on harnessing those gaseous vapors to use as a renewable fuel source.

We've gone long enough without an answer; Where, exactly, is the beef?

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 03:38

In my pants.

Who wants to know?

741 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 04:41

A toothless, white-haired 105 year-old jewish woman. Please lower your trousers so she may engorge herself of this beef.

How much broccolis is too much broccolis?

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 05:33

One.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 06:16

Woodchuck is just a misnomer for groundhogs. Sorry to disappoint you.

What was the answer >>742 was really after?

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 06:17

As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much more obvious can a jisaku jien be?

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 06:32

N+1, where N is the current level of obviousness.

Why do you hate freedom?

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 07:39

Because it kicked me in the shin two weeks ago. Hard.

Why can't I get my Dreamcast to work after it's been collecting dust for 3 years?

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 15:52

When you stopped playing with it 3 years ago, you broke it's heart.

How are your shins, btw?

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 16:16

Liberated from the tyranny of a rigid and unfractured Tibia.

Why do we have to die?

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 16:39

Because you have displeased me.

Why did my piggy bank fall off the table and break before I managed to put my first quarter in?

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 17:50

That was not a piggy bank, it was the newborn baby.
Also, that was not a quarter, it was a dime.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 18:03

You've blown up your head.

How do I kill the mosquitos in my room? Mind bullets have proven ineffective so far.

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 18:11

I know a guy who pinned a fly to his desk with a safety pin, once. Might try that.

So, is Ruby the Next Big Thing, or a passing fad?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 18:32

Ruby who?

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 19:10

The ruby that answers questions with statements.

Which Ruby is that?

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 21:36

The black one.

Should I snort Ruby, or rail it?

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:42

That made no sense to me at all. Besides, I like Ruby please dont snort.

Why was >>755 so goddamn boring that nobody answered?

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:55

Because we all watch him touch himself at night.

Why are >>755's curtains in such bad taste?

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 15:16

Oh, leave him alone. This isn't the insult thread, you know.

What's the best way to prevent motion sickness when playing Myst 3: Exile?

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 16:30

LSD. taken regularly, you will no longer witness motionsickness as it becomes part of your life.

utilitarianism is dead, isn't it? Or is it just that deontological moralistic theories are so much better?

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 17:01

There is very little evidence to suggest Utilitarianism ever lived, let alone died, and deontoligical moralistic philosophies require less effort on the half of the believer, thus appealing to the physically and intellectually lazy.

How long is it until America (as we know it) collapses entirely, taking the entire world into another great depression?

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 17:58

The United States of America (as we knew it) collapsed in 1963, and was quickly replaced by the Conglomerated Territories of Oceania.

  • War is now referred to as Military Intervention
  • Economic Depression is now referred to as Income Disparity.
  • Hunger is now referred to as Low Food Security
  • Starvation is now referred to as Very Low Food Security

Is there any hope in the Proles, or are they too occupied with Paris Hilton?

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 19:50

The proles in America? Probably not - they're too pampered and they've been raised to be accustomed to being spoon-fed. Proles elsewhere? If you whip them up a bit, then certainly.

What task shall I accomplish for DQN?

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 20:28

Firstly, I'd like you to properly define DQN.

So, how would you define DQN?

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 23:25

I can comment that you are a Panda, and that comment should serve as an example of what DQN is, for lack of a definition.

Should we talk about the proles, or rather refer to the general populace?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 01:37

By referring to proles, we exclude party loyalists and ideologues, who are cognitively impaired and can not be trusted. Also, cocks.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 03:48

The willow tree.

What did you get for Christmas last year?

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 04:05

Money and an iPod.

Why do you hate America?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 04:32

It killed my entire family and most of my friends. I joined the base and they gave me an AK47 to get revenge, it will be just like a Charles Bronson movie. Allahu Ackbar!

Why do you hate Azerbaijan?

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 11:05

Azerbaiwho now?

Why are palestinians such rotten neighbors?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 11:56

They didn't get enough exposure to pandas as kids.

I think I'm a weeaboo. My ipod is full of Ayumi Hamasaki, the only DVDs I own are animated, I greet people with "ohayou~", I sign my name with katakana, and I haven't eaten anything with a fork in a month. What should I do?

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:15

Star in a Japanese hardcore adult film, where anything goes as long as genitals are censored.

What percentage of manga is not gay?

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:32

gay is culturally defined. we find manga gay, japanese do not. ergo japanese are totally gay and if you disagree you also are a rampant homosexual.

ground coffee beans or first flool coffee beans?

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:47

Loose-leaf tea.

How do I crack Sony's eBook DRM?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:12

why don't you just buy hard copies?

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:37

Because I like to hack things because it makes up for other times in life when I had no power.

Is there a girl Goatse?

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:42

If Tubgirl doesn't count, I'm not sure there is.

Why do I like the Saint Seiya OP Pegasus Fantasy so much?

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 14:43

Also, >>774, YOU try carrying 20 hardcopy books in a pants pocket without even a significant bulge.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:05

I like the bulge.

>>777 didn't ask a question, and nobody had an answer for >>773's. Why not?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:12

>>777 is a terr'ist, and hates our thread structure.
>>774 destroyed the opportunity to post an illegal hex number.

Can't we all just get along?

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:35

No. Also, >>770-san, you're not a weeaboo until you own at least 20 legally bought region 2 DVDs of live-action Japanese drama series and anime-based musicals.

Why did nobody respond to >>776?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:38

Because it was a stupid question.

Do you people have no shame?

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:51

None whatsoever. This is DQN, after all.

Who put the RAM in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 18:20

horny sheepfucking hippies. noone would think of putting RAM into anything these days, its so outdated.

Is asia carrera the sexiest pornstar ever or what?

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 18:27

>>783 No. Too much makeup, silicone.

Where can I buy epoxy modeling putty cheap?

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:33

No need to buy, you can just milk it from Asia Carrera's boobs.

Why do so many people still believe in god(s) in this day and age?

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:38

Because of Asia Carrera, His most perfect and beautiful creation.

Is it true that "DQN" is Japanese for "J- J- JAM IT IN?"

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:40

120% true.

Why are you a panda?

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:42

Asia Carrera turned me into a panda. She said it was more DQN that way.

Is that really "120% true," or are you using hyperbole?

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:47

I don't know, I'm not >>787.

What do DQN want to be when they grow up?

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 00:03

Pandas

Did you remember to carry the w out?

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 00:46

Yes. It carried out and was W. And I gave it to Asia Carrera.

Did she like it?

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:13

She enjoyed the convenience of the carry out, but found the w to be a bit lacking.

What can we do to improve the w?

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:28

I don't know. We should ask Asia Carrera, as she is a Mensa member and therefore smarter than all of us.

Do you think Asia Carrera has the power of gay magic?

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:37

Nope.

How do I cure yellow fever?

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:06

Date a girl who's actually from Japan. Watch your dreams crumble into dust when faced with the harsh reality that Japanese girls are really annoying people.

Why do fiber supplements make shitting so effortless?

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:13

They don't. You must have yellow fever.

Is Asia Carrera actually from Japan?

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 03:55

Etou

This is not an English word why did I say it?

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 11:05

Because you are hoping Asia Carrera will come over to your place and tell you all about her background.

Or is that really me?

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 15:04

No, that's the PCP talking.

WHAT HAPPEN?

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 16:35

SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BONG.

Was it Asia Carrera?

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:44

Nope. It was a panda.

What's with this panda fixation anyway?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 18:52

No such thing. You're just a megalomaniac panda, thinking everyone's fixated on you.

Why does Windows Vista suck such balls?

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 19:48

Microsoft ran out of cocks.

how do I shot web2.0?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 19:58

I dunno, lol (Beta).

Why is there so little pornographic fanart of soap opera characters?

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 20:01

Soap Operas already are pornography, tailored for listless housewives.

What is the rest mass of a proton (in units of MeV/c^2)?

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 20:18

The proton has a mass in energy units of 938.256 MeV. I am not sure what you mean when you talk about dividing this by c squared. I asked Asia Carrera and she doesn't know either.

Should I ask a panda?

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 20:59

No, unless it is a gay panda with magical ability in his particular sphere of sexual conduct.

So tell me again, how do homosexuals breed? And no resorting to the staple answer this time.

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