<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
They didn't get enough exposure to pandas as kids.
I think I'm a weeaboo. My ipod is full of Ayumi Hamasaki, the only DVDs I own are animated, I greet people with "ohayou~", I sign my name with katakana, and I haven't eaten anything with a fork in a month. What should I do?
Star in a Japanese hardcore adult film, where anything goes as long as genitals are censored.
What percentage of manga is not gay?
gay is culturally defined. we find manga gay, japanese do not. ergo japanese are totally gay and if you disagree you also are a rampant homosexual.
ground coffee beans or first flool coffee beans?
Loose-leaf tea.
How do I crack Sony's eBook DRM?
why don't you just buy hard copies?
Because I like to hack things because it makes up for other times in life when I had no power.
Is there a girl Goatse?
If Tubgirl doesn't count, I'm not sure there is.
Why do I like the Saint Seiya OP Pegasus Fantasy so much?
Also, >>774, YOU try carrying 20 hardcopy books in a pants pocket without even a significant bulge.
None whatsoever. This is DQN, after all.
Who put the RAM in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
horny sheepfucking hippies. noone would think of putting RAM into anything these days, its so outdated.
Is asia carrera the sexiest pornstar ever or what?
>>783 No. Too much makeup, silicone.
Where can I buy epoxy modeling putty cheap?
No need to buy, you can just milk it from Asia Carrera's boobs.
Why do so many people still believe in god(s) in this day and age?
Because of Asia Carrera, His most perfect and beautiful creation.
Is it true that "DQN" is Japanese for "J- J- JAM IT IN?"
120% true.
Why are you a panda?
Asia Carrera turned me into a panda. She said it was more DQN that way.
Is that really "120% true," or are you using hyperbole?
I don't know, I'm not >>787.
What do DQN want to be when they grow up?
Yes. It carried out and was W. And I gave it to Asia Carrera.
Did she like it?
She enjoyed the convenience of the carry out, but found the w to be a bit lacking.
What can we do to improve the w?
I don't know. We should ask Asia Carrera, as she is a Mensa member and therefore smarter than all of us.
Do you think Asia Carrera has the power of gay magic?
Nope.
How do I cure yellow fever?
They don't. You must have yellow fever.
Is Asia Carrera actually from Japan?
Etou
This is not an English word why did I say it?
Because you are hoping Asia Carrera will come over to your place and tell you all about her background.
Or is that really me?
No, that's the PCP talking.
WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BONG.
Was it Asia Carrera?
No such thing. You're just a megalomaniac panda, thinking everyone's fixated on you.
Why does Windows Vista suck such balls?
Microsoft ran out of cocks.
how do I shot web2.0?
I dunno, lol (Beta).
Why is there so little pornographic fanart of soap opera characters?
Soap Operas already are pornography, tailored for listless housewives.
What is the rest mass of a proton (in units of MeV/c^2)?
The proton has a mass in energy units of 938.256 MeV. I am not sure what you mean when you talk about dividing this by c squared. I asked Asia Carrera and she doesn't know either.
Should I ask a panda?
No, unless it is a gay panda with magical ability in his particular sphere of sexual conduct.
So tell me again, how do homosexuals breed? And no resorting to the staple answer this time.
Sporic meiosis.
Is it nobler in the mind to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?
one is not any more noble than the other.
If George Zimmer and Chuck Norris got into a fight, what woukd happen?
Chuck Norris would immediately present his anus for penetration, as he is a repressed homosexual. George Zimmer would tear him apart. I guarantee it.
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Chuck Norris would give George Zimmer a footjob by repeatedly roundhouse kicking Zimmer's huge penis.
Who's next in the Diesel-Norris line of succession?
Asia Carrera.
Did you suspect that was coming?
No, I was expecting a witty slowpoke comment.
I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
A date with Asia Carrera.
Which is more powerful? The Can o' Whoopass, or The Smackdown?
Asia Carrera.
In a world without Asia Carrera's loveliness, what would be the point of living?
Sticking it in Asia Carrera's pooper.
Is there anyone who doesn't love her?
Yes, David Gest.
Which country has a higher rate of sheep violations: Scotland or New Zealand?
In proportion to number of people, or to number of sheep? Because Scotland would win on the first, and NZ on the second.
How many roads must I walk down before I can slay this Asia Carrera meme? What if they're roads made of Gay Magic?
If you don't want to stick it in Asia Carrera's pooper, the gay magic has already done its work on you.
Who's on first?
Correct.
What's on second?
Yep.
And I don't know, who's on third?
No, I don't know.
Why are there so few good AMVs?
Because, http://4-ch.net/hobby/kareha.pl/1177528490/1
Should I be letting my child play with asbestos?
i thought i read somewhere it can be dangerouse sometimes
Asbestos is rumored to be toxic, so probably not.
Do you think more Asia Carrera references could make this thread awesome again?
No, and nor does Asia Carrera.
What is the best erogame currently on the market?
Any that has Asia Carrera in it.
Who's cuter, Asia Carrera or Teh Rei?
Asia Carrera, because she's both a real human being, and not a stupid 4chan catchphrase.
Where can I get a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?
Its rumoured that Asia Carrera is also a christian, so if you find her community, you might find a good deal indeed.
Why are there so few torrents of movies with Asia Carrera in it? After all she made approximately 200 of them. Must be something to do with good persecution of copyright violators?
Asia Carrera personally crushes any man or woman between her sexy thighs if she catches them pirating any films she stars, makes a minor appearance, or is briefly mentioned in.
Does this intrigue you?
It is an exciting prospect for sure!
Does it involve foreplay?
No.
Is it better to pursue a hobby that is practical as opposed to one that is isn't albeit more enlightening? If that makes sense.
It doesn't.
Where the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
To the kitchen.
Exactly where is the underworld, and how does one leave it?
It's under the world... you leave by climbing up.
I just tried to watch Memento, but the DVD kept skipping around 3/4 of the way through. Am I missing anything good?
I havent seen the movie and I feel just fine, so no.
who is Nicolas Sarkozy?
He's some French politician who wants to stick it in Asia Carrera's pooper.
What the fuck was that, Elwood?
Elwood: Spanish for "the blood-engorged penis"
This is not an English word why did you say it?
Asia Carrera compelled me to with the power of Gay Magic.
If they ever make the long-rumored live-action film of Neon Genesis Evangelion, do you think she'd be appropriate to play Misato Katsuragi?
No. She's part chinese anyhow.
Where does the atmosphere begin?
Roughly about where the near-vacuum stops.
Why can't I post questions in a vacuum?
Because you don't follow the Elitist Superstructure's standard guidelines for question asking threads.
Do you have any more obvious questions?
I don't know, perhaps you should consult a wiki... moron.
Do two wrongs make a right?
No, but three lefts do.
Do you want two CDs?
No, I do not.
Why isn't sexual fetishism listed as a disorder in the DSM?
My 401K is doing the job quite nicely, thanks.
What is it about a grilled bacon-wrapped boneless chicken breast that's so damn delicious?
>>848
The way it's cooked and marinated and its piggy blanket combine to create a fusion of flavours akin to tasting the armpit of God himself.
What time is love?
Whenever Asia Carrera is near.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY would you make such a disgusting simile about tasting God's armpits? Ick.
I worship Asia Carrera, so sure, I'll take one.
Is it true that Asia Carrera is half American, half Japanese, and half German, just like Asuka Langley Soryuu?
I would wager that since three halves equals 50% more than a whole... no. Unless she happens to be tetragametic chimeric.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Nah, she's just 150% awesome, like Asuka.
Carmen Sandiego is in San Diego, of course.
>:3 Holy shit, it's a lion! Should I get in the car?
No, you should go right back to 4chan.
None of us have any right to ever be unhappy, given our being born into generally white, middle-class families. Is this true?
It's complete bollocks. You might as well say that people born into black lower-class families do not have the right to ever be happy.
When will a massive wave of atheism sweep the planet?
If the Celestial Teapot crashes into the Sea of Cognitive Bias, an Atheist Tsunami will be a likely consequence.
Traci Lords: Gift or Curse?
Minor Goddess, or perhaps just Nymph. The position of Amaterasu Omikami has already been filled by Asia Carrera.
Who would win in a Texas chainsaw cage match battle to the death between Squeeks and Moot?
Given that moot fights like a little girl, and the handicap Squeeks suffers with his poop hat... the odds would be [1:0.999...] Squeeks over moot.
Who is the wisest man in all of Athens?
No.
Do you like being dismembered by an alligator while a disembodied hand smashes your face against an oak table?
Yes, very yes.
Do you like vomiting chicken intestines onto your significant other in exchange for a long night of playing Boggle?
The King of Boggle insists that it is impolite to regurgitate upon your host, even if he is the Japanese Prime Minister.
How do I find a church with Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross?
His death a month ago may complicate matters. That said, you may wish to begin your search in Topeka, Kansas. Look up Phelps, Fred.
How do I find a synagogue with with Tony Danza chained to a large candelabrum?
The question is highly unethical, but can be solved by religious zeal and entrepreneurial fervor.
What kind of jobs could a student of economics hope to get?
Burger flipping, mostly. And then there's the wild, wild world of janitorial services.
Is there any band more awesome than DragonForce?
>>866 The existence of one will surely be snuffed out if Dragonforce plays the Transformers theme.
What made the 1980s so cool?
The 1980s weren't cool, because Asia Carrera wasn't making pr0n movies yet.
Do you fight for good, or for awesome?
I am a pacifist, so neither. But I will set up a bake sale and donate the proceeds to Awesome.
Which euphemism for masturbation is funnier: 'spank' or 'wank'?
Spank; the onomatopoeia is funnier.
How do I get my girlfriend to let my do anything remotely sexy with her?
Wine, lots of wine.
Alternatively: coercion
What is it like to hold a girl in your arms?
Very soft and sweet, although pressing the chloroform rag against her face until she stops struggling can sometimes ruin the romantic experience.
Is a permanently long-distance relationship better than no girlfriend at all?
>>872: or not, there are people who have a fetish for such things.
Only if the long-distance relationship is with Asia Carrera, chloroform optional.
Why is my cat looking at me and making little "blert?" noises?
> blert?
This is not a Cat vocalization why did you say it
This is not a question how can you answer it
I'll tell my cat to stop making "blert?" noises because some anonymous BU-N on the Intermaweb says it's not a proper Cat vocalization, then. Jeez.
You can answer it by the power of Gay Magic.
Jesus, what kind of troglodyte are you?
A level 8 Barbarian Troglodyte.
Why?
Because you had enough experience points to advance further from level 7, du~h.
This is not a humorous thread why do you post in it
In order to gain the favor of Asia Carrera.
Isn't she beautiful?
very
Is she acting or is she really enjoying herself?
She's often stated that she'd quit when she lost enjoyment in her craft, so we should take it as cinema verite.
How does the concept of Kino Pravda influence your daily life?
It doesn't.
Law or chaos?
when you're able to call that concept by a name, its actually already ordered. Therefore chaos does not exist, at least not within the semantic realm of human comprehension. Try your local government though, for chaotic laws.
will Asia Carrera ever cease to be a DQN meme?
I certainly hope not, as she's cuter than Squeeks and funnier than Teh Rei.
Do you think Asia Carrera ever visits this site? And, if so, does she enjoy the Emergency Mittens?
No and yes.
Why are you still using "teh"? That hasn't been funny in over seven years.
I wasn't aware it was ever funny; But, perhaps, just maybe, no one is here solely for your own amusement.
Why does >>884 bother posting?
Because he too hopes to impress Asia Carrera, and fantasizes about meeting her and sweeping her off her feet in a whirlwind romance, then sticking it in her pooper.
What sort of emergency are the emergency mittens intended for?
no, I'm too afraid he's not really out of luck and just cheating me.
Instead of visiting this site, will Asia Carrera come to my room at night?
Yes, just pay me a dime and I'll arrange the meeting personally.
Are we there yet?
No, not yet. Almost.
What is my fortune?
Yes. We've arrived at DQN. I can tell by the emergency mittens, as I have sen a lot of JISAKU JIENS in my time.
So, who else suspects that Asia Carrera may in fact be Amaterasu Omikami, Goddess of the Sun? Or else Uzume, the Dread Female of Heaven?
She is godlike, and not only because she alledgedly plays unreal tournament.
shouldn't there be a rule that when a mangaka draws boobs, they should at least not be bigger than the head of the girl?
>>884
The "Teh" is part of Teh Rei's name.
>>892
No. No there shouldn't. Otherwise there would be no Mogudan's Rei, and many of NISE Midi Doronokai's works would also not exist. Bakunyuu is an artform in its own right.
What will happen first, a landslide victory for a black lesbian US President or Duke Nukem Forever going gold?
It depends on the black lesbian's political stances. If she leaves people alone and doesn't raise taxes early in her career, she will win the presidential election before Duke Nukem Forever gets past the concept stage.
Should all guys learn at an early age that girls do poop and fart?
No, they shouldn't be robbed of their illusions. They should rather be taught that they are inferior to females in every aspect.
What will George W. Bush's last words be?
"I've always loved Asia Carrera."
So I've got this little part with two screws that keep backing out. Which type of threadlocking adhesive should I use? Blue Loctite, Red Loctite, or Permatex Green?
Obviously it's not Asia Carrera, as she is far too ladylike to fart. She is always a lady, even when someone is sticking it in her pooper.
Why do they call it "duck tape" if it's not made from ducks?
Because water runs off it like off a duck's back.
When will the US change their name to reflect their theocratic status?
Hopefully soon. I always thought the NUG (Nation Under God) had quite a good ring to it. Then not only Pratchett fans could call us Nugganites.
Who wil be the 50th President of the United States, and will his/her inauguration get a special celebration?
Pervez Musharraf, although the title will not be president anymore.
what is the title of the best Asia Carrera movie?
"NOT TODAY YOU DON'T."
Oh god, are we at 90.2% again, already?
According to my calculations, it's 90.290, repeating of course. You forgot to carry out the w.
Will I get regifted fruitcake again this year?
no you wont
roses are red,
violets are blue
lets go to bed
and I'll fuck you
That wasn't a question.
Why can't I stay up all night?
Because you have a busy day tomorrow, young man. Also, staying up while your parents are asleep can lead to uncouth urges which may turn you blind.
Why don't kids these days respect their elders anymore?
DAILY
That was neiter a question nor a proper answer, young man. Nor is there any point whatsoever in sageing the top thread on the front page.
Will somebody answer my question in >>906 already, or do you disrespect your elders so much that you'll completely ignore them? I swear, you whippersnappers ... in MY day ...
That's right, I visit Asia Carrera's Web page daily.
Why didn't >>907 post a picture?
>>908-909
oblivously newbie
And Asia Carrera has delicious bewbies.
Why didn't >>910 post a question?
Because this thread has peacefully died, and we must now wait for 999GET to start fresh.
Is anything more VIP Quality than >>904,907,910 ?
Yes, but I dare not post or link to it lest the sheer VIP Quality overload the board.
What carries out and is w, exactly?
It.
I'm hungry for some Chinese take-out. What dish should I get?
Cream of Sum-Yung Guy.
Did you have to ask?
I'm not >>914 but for asking me if I had to ask when I'm not the same person, I think you're fucking retarded.
Who is better, Obama or Hilary?
Squeeks, as a write-in.
Wann und wo ist der Klub der Honks?
nein!
Do you think I will be able to read all of the Harry Potter books before the movie comes out? I know I can finish at least 4 before the movie comes out.
No, but Snape kills Dumbledore.
What kind of question can I ask here that will get a legitimate and satisfactory answer?
hahaha! that's a funny joke
>>917 haettest du es gerne hart und gemein tief im Hintern?
Jawohl, ich habe Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen!
Assuming one were inclined to research the topic in depth, what would the be the amount and/or quantity of planks, sawdust etc lumber material thrown by a member of species marmota monax, were said member able (and inclined!) to launch the stuff tree trunks are made of with wild abandon?
An article I found in a decades old issue of the Wall Street Journal reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that marmota monax could (and does) dislocate around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a member of the species do this with lumber, lumber precursors or lumber products, he would move an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.
Now will you please stop asking that question?
No.
Who is the Richest Man in Babylon?
Steve McQueen.
I'm searching for a symbol of benevolence and good fortune, can you help me out?
Look no further than Asia Carrera, the goddess of benevolence and Fortune.
Why did I order the limited first pressing of the Lucky Star 1 DVD?
You're a weeaboo.
Why didn't I know about this DVD?
Because Asia Carrera did not smile on you with the same good fortune she did on >>925.
Has she become a meme?
No, she's still a porn starlet.
Will the weather cool off anytime soon?
Yes, the next ice age should be just around the corner, with all this global wanging going on.
What tried-and-true home remedy should I subject my onychia to today?
Show it the Asia Carrera meme. If that doesn't work, introduce it to her actual movie heritage. I have no clue what an onychia is, but it will definitely work.
Who the hell is frigido nanoko?
Well, frigido means cold in a latin language. Nanoko, I don't know what it is.
My magic eightball is broken, what should I do?
Just another frozen maiden.
I was just over at the Wawa, and purchased a banana, and noticed that they had BARCODED the thing! In the supermarket, they are putting stickers on veggies and fruit. Why do easily recognizable items require labels?
No, this isn't 4chan's /b/.
Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Yes.
Why did the party van cross the road?
49 BC.
Why don't we just try to bash through them?
More acceptable than getting her a pink sock, at least.
How old is said sister?
Sixty-seven, an' a half.
Do >>990-998 consist solely of spam from someone trying for 999GET like in every legendary thread?
We shall never know, for this thread falls short of the "legendary" you would see us aspire to.
Why is replying out of order so common in this thread?
Its the product of our individualistic and assertive lifestyle. We are in control and we're only being nice enough to answer questions once in a while, shortly submitting ourselves to solve a task set by another and thus subjugating ourselves for that period.
Why is Israel not in the EU already?
Don't give them ideas... EU should stay with EU states.
Why is the "Tour de France" not all in France?
The borders changed after it started.
Why doesn't the Swedish Chef speak proper Swedish?
He-a duesn't? Thet's noo tu me-a. Børk, Børk, Børk.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
He ran out of coconuts
What is better than pina colada?
Planter's Punch.
Where can I get the world's best Banana Daiquiri?
17th Century France.
What exactly is the "purple stuff"?
Its what one of the Teletubbies was made out of
Why did fate allow me to see tubgirl?
Because upset Nanoha
How many ways am I going to be crucified for that piece of weeaboory?
Over and over until Asia Carrera is satisfied.
And isn't that as it should be?
if that is possible then yes
If Hillary Clinton were to cheat on her husband with Barrack Obama, who of them would benefit from that electorally?
We all would, because I smell DREAM TICKET!!
So, who'd be on top in the DREAM TICKET?
Aham.
... What ?
It's "politics" without manipulation, i.e. glorified celebrity worship. There is no understanding it.
Is it true that there is a strong culture of anti-intellectualism in America?
No, but there should be.
Why can't people just relax?
Don't do it. When you want to uhm.
Free question GET!
When will Duke Nukem Forever be released?
1994
What year does NAFTA go into effect?
Due to the increased pressure or extreme humidity.
I believe he was phrasing his response in the form of a question as per Jeopardy's rules, and then got confused.
How much longer do we have to wait for an SNL Celebrity Jeopardy movie featuring Dave Foley as Ken Jennings?
Two weeks.
I still have a candy cane from Christmas. Is it still edible?
if it doesn't taste weird and didn't soften, it should be edible.
Can >>963 sue me if (s)he got very sick from following my advice?
No, you could sue him for believing what he reads on the internet.
If my two favourite singers are KOTOKO from I've and Halko Momoi from UNDER17, what other singers can you recommend?
KOTOKO is NOT from I've, she is just a guest singer, fucker. You emo shits should learn more before posting.
>>966
Yeah right, she's appeared on every I've album but she's just a guest singer. You trolls should learn more before flaming.
I'm sorry those are not questions.
Are >>966,967 aspies?
If so, then why aren't they busy waging edit wars on wikipeida?
If not, then what the hell is their problem?
Their problem is insufficient Asia Carrera pr0n, just as mine is.
Do you know where I might find some more?
deep underground.
Which is the best Pokemon?
None is greater than Spinda.
Which is the best brand of fiber supplement?
Whichever one has the best advertising, which would be Metamucil.
How much bandwidth do you really need?
More than that. No, even more. Look, my C64 has more bandwidth than that onboard.
How come offbeat games like Grand Monster Slam and Movie Monster aren't made anymore?
Because people will only buy the umpteenth GTA clone.
What would happen if the entire world converted to Islam?
Less girls would become anorexic/bulimic.
How about them Mets?
The duck dawns slowly at midnight. Reach phase plane roger whiskey.
if I looking for frog
him name is hopkin green frog
I lost my frog
P.S. I'll find my frog
Who took my frog?
Who found my frog?
Asia Carrera did.
What kind of name is "Hopkin?"
It is a surname.
What is a good book for learning IA32 ASM?
You can find information at http://www.eeglossary.com/assembly.htm
Why are my users so fucking stupid? I mean, why the FUCK are they so goddamned STUPID?!
They are users. Users are the reason there is no perfect piece of software.
After reading "Kitchen Confidential," were you suddenly gripped with the sudden need to never eat out again?
Not really, but after reading "Seduction of the Innocent" I vowed never to read comic books again.
What muckraking expose REALLY got you to change your ways?
Reefer Madness. It made me want to try that awesome-looking "weed" stuff.
What other singers beside Halko Momoi have a loli-esque voice?
Asia Carrera does, when she can be persuaded to sing.
What is this "weed" of which you speak?
Its actually just the leaves from carrots, shredded. >>982 thought he bought weed but the Dutch actually sold him that shit. It frees your wallet, not your mind, from worldy affairs.
Why = Bjork = suck?
Bjork doesn't suck. You just have infantile taste in music.
What's with all the kids posting here all of a sudden?
Well, I assume you are asking "Why Suck?" ignoring the commutative property of Bjork, so my response is that 'blow' is merely an expression.
What is the simplest board game that still has sophisticated strategy?
With a few wooden planks, you can run a stone-age wargame. It's great fun, but remember that wearing helmets is cheating.
What's a battle?
it is a confrontation of two or more vested interests, emotions, or arbitrators thereof, typically leading to the submission of one to the other.
is infantile really the best reason you can think of why some people are not thrilled by Bjork?
No, but I imagine that since "Björk" does not have West Germanic (but rather North Germanic) etymology, people may wonder why it is utilized in Anglic conversation.
Why did you say it?
I didn't, >>988 did. Stupidhead, asking questions of strangers on the internet.
Why your round eyes look so stupid????
Because everyone's eyes are unattractive by comparison with Asia Carrera's.
Do you think that Asia Carrera would be more popular if her name had some umlauts in it?
Her pussy already has an umlaut in it, no need for more
is true love possible with a pornstar?
OF course! If you can handle the sex that is...
You ever feel so worthless?
I always feel worthless when I contemplate the perfect inhuman goddess that is Asia Carrera.
Why a duck?
Asia Carrera is a slut.
Why is Asia Carrera such a slut?
You're describing a higher order of being in human terms and that's always a mistake.
Is it true that Asia Carrera is an eleven-dimensional being like Tsunami from Tenchi Muyo?
Within your life she will always remain a two-dimensional shadow of her real identity on your computerscreen to fap to.
Will this thread close without reference to Asia Carrera?
It is to be hoped, however unlikely.
Why do threads close at 999 rather than 1000 these days?
Squeeks changed it so that Asia Carrera would be the only person able to 1000GET.
Can anyone answer this question?