<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
Whenever Asia Carrera is near.
щ(`Д´щ) WHY would you make such a disgusting simile about tasting God's armpits? Ick.
I worship Asia Carrera, so sure, I'll take one.
Is it true that Asia Carrera is half American, half Japanese, and half German, just like Asuka Langley Soryuu?
I would wager that since three halves equals 50% more than a whole... no. Unless she happens to be tetragametic chimeric.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Nah, she's just 150% awesome, like Asuka.
Carmen Sandiego is in San Diego, of course.
>:3 Holy shit, it's a lion! Should I get in the car?
No, you should go right back to 4chan.
None of us have any right to ever be unhappy, given our being born into generally white, middle-class families. Is this true?
It's complete bollocks. You might as well say that people born into black lower-class families do not have the right to ever be happy.
When will a massive wave of atheism sweep the planet?
If the Celestial Teapot crashes into the Sea of Cognitive Bias, an Atheist Tsunami will be a likely consequence.
Traci Lords: Gift or Curse?
Minor Goddess, or perhaps just Nymph. The position of Amaterasu Omikami has already been filled by Asia Carrera.
Who would win in a Texas chainsaw cage match battle to the death between Squeeks and Moot?
Given that moot fights like a little girl, and the handicap Squeeks suffers with his poop hat... the odds would be [1:0.999...] Squeeks over moot.
Who is the wisest man in all of Athens?
No.
Do you like being dismembered by an alligator while a disembodied hand smashes your face against an oak table?
Yes, very yes.
Do you like vomiting chicken intestines onto your significant other in exchange for a long night of playing Boggle?
The King of Boggle insists that it is impolite to regurgitate upon your host, even if he is the Japanese Prime Minister.
How do I find a church with Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross?
His death a month ago may complicate matters. That said, you may wish to begin your search in Topeka, Kansas. Look up Phelps, Fred.
How do I find a synagogue with with Tony Danza chained to a large candelabrum?
The question is highly unethical, but can be solved by religious zeal and entrepreneurial fervor.
What kind of jobs could a student of economics hope to get?
Burger flipping, mostly. And then there's the wild, wild world of janitorial services.
Is there any band more awesome than DragonForce?
>>866 The existence of one will surely be snuffed out if Dragonforce plays the Transformers theme.
What made the 1980s so cool?
The 1980s weren't cool, because Asia Carrera wasn't making pr0n movies yet.
Do you fight for good, or for awesome?
I am a pacifist, so neither. But I will set up a bake sale and donate the proceeds to Awesome.
Which euphemism for masturbation is funnier: 'spank' or 'wank'?
Spank; the onomatopoeia is funnier.
How do I get my girlfriend to let my do anything remotely sexy with her?
Wine, lots of wine.
Alternatively: coercion
What is it like to hold a girl in your arms?
Very soft and sweet, although pressing the chloroform rag against her face until she stops struggling can sometimes ruin the romantic experience.
Is a permanently long-distance relationship better than no girlfriend at all?
>>872: or not, there are people who have a fetish for such things.
Only if the long-distance relationship is with Asia Carrera, chloroform optional.
Why is my cat looking at me and making little "blert?" noises?
> blert?
This is not a Cat vocalization why did you say it
This is not a question how can you answer it
I'll tell my cat to stop making "blert?" noises because some anonymous BU-N on the Intermaweb says it's not a proper Cat vocalization, then. Jeez.
You can answer it by the power of Gay Magic.
Jesus, what kind of troglodyte are you?
A level 8 Barbarian Troglodyte.
Why?
Because you had enough experience points to advance further from level 7, du~h.
This is not a humorous thread why do you post in it
In order to gain the favor of Asia Carrera.
Isn't she beautiful?
very
Is she acting or is she really enjoying herself?
She's often stated that she'd quit when she lost enjoyment in her craft, so we should take it as cinema verite.
How does the concept of Kino Pravda influence your daily life?
It doesn't.
Law or chaos?
when you're able to call that concept by a name, its actually already ordered. Therefore chaos does not exist, at least not within the semantic realm of human comprehension. Try your local government though, for chaotic laws.
will Asia Carrera ever cease to be a DQN meme?
I certainly hope not, as she's cuter than Squeeks and funnier than Teh Rei.
Do you think Asia Carrera ever visits this site? And, if so, does she enjoy the Emergency Mittens?
No and yes.
Why are you still using "teh"? That hasn't been funny in over seven years.
I wasn't aware it was ever funny; But, perhaps, just maybe, no one is here solely for your own amusement.
Why does >>884 bother posting?
Because he too hopes to impress Asia Carrera, and fantasizes about meeting her and sweeping her off her feet in a whirlwind romance, then sticking it in her pooper.
What sort of emergency are the emergency mittens intended for?
no, I'm too afraid he's not really out of luck and just cheating me.
Instead of visiting this site, will Asia Carrera come to my room at night?
Yes, just pay me a dime and I'll arrange the meeting personally.
Are we there yet?
No, not yet. Almost.
What is my fortune?
Yes. We've arrived at DQN. I can tell by the emergency mittens, as I have sen a lot of JISAKU JIENS in my time.
So, who else suspects that Asia Carrera may in fact be Amaterasu Omikami, Goddess of the Sun? Or else Uzume, the Dread Female of Heaven?
She is godlike, and not only because she alledgedly plays unreal tournament.
shouldn't there be a rule that when a mangaka draws boobs, they should at least not be bigger than the head of the girl?
>>884
The "Teh" is part of Teh Rei's name.
>>892
No. No there shouldn't. Otherwise there would be no Mogudan's Rei, and many of NISE Midi Doronokai's works would also not exist. Bakunyuu is an artform in its own right.
What will happen first, a landslide victory for a black lesbian US President or Duke Nukem Forever going gold?
It depends on the black lesbian's political stances. If she leaves people alone and doesn't raise taxes early in her career, she will win the presidential election before Duke Nukem Forever gets past the concept stage.
Should all guys learn at an early age that girls do poop and fart?
No, they shouldn't be robbed of their illusions. They should rather be taught that they are inferior to females in every aspect.
What will George W. Bush's last words be?
"I've always loved Asia Carrera."
So I've got this little part with two screws that keep backing out. Which type of threadlocking adhesive should I use? Blue Loctite, Red Loctite, or Permatex Green?
Obviously it's not Asia Carrera, as she is far too ladylike to fart. She is always a lady, even when someone is sticking it in her pooper.
Why do they call it "duck tape" if it's not made from ducks?
Because water runs off it like off a duck's back.
When will the US change their name to reflect their theocratic status?
Hopefully soon. I always thought the NUG (Nation Under God) had quite a good ring to it. Then not only Pratchett fans could call us Nugganites.
Who wil be the 50th President of the United States, and will his/her inauguration get a special celebration?
Pervez Musharraf, although the title will not be president anymore.
what is the title of the best Asia Carrera movie?
"NOT TODAY YOU DON'T."
Oh god, are we at 90.2% again, already?
According to my calculations, it's 90.290, repeating of course. You forgot to carry out the w.
Will I get regifted fruitcake again this year?
no you wont
roses are red,
violets are blue
lets go to bed
and I'll fuck you
That wasn't a question.
Why can't I stay up all night?
Because you have a busy day tomorrow, young man. Also, staying up while your parents are asleep can lead to uncouth urges which may turn you blind.
Why don't kids these days respect their elders anymore?
DAILY
That was neiter a question nor a proper answer, young man. Nor is there any point whatsoever in sageing the top thread on the front page.
Will somebody answer my question in >>906 already, or do you disrespect your elders so much that you'll completely ignore them? I swear, you whippersnappers ... in MY day ...
That's right, I visit Asia Carrera's Web page daily.
Why didn't >>907 post a picture?
>>908-909
oblivously newbie
And Asia Carrera has delicious bewbies.
Why didn't >>910 post a question?
Because this thread has peacefully died, and we must now wait for 999GET to start fresh.
Is anything more VIP Quality than >>904,907,910 ?
Yes, but I dare not post or link to it lest the sheer VIP Quality overload the board.
What carries out and is w, exactly?
It.
I'm hungry for some Chinese take-out. What dish should I get?
Cream of Sum-Yung Guy.
Did you have to ask?
I'm not >>914 but for asking me if I had to ask when I'm not the same person, I think you're fucking retarded.
Who is better, Obama or Hilary?
Squeeks, as a write-in.
Wann und wo ist der Klub der Honks?
nein!
Do you think I will be able to read all of the Harry Potter books before the movie comes out? I know I can finish at least 4 before the movie comes out.
No, but Snape kills Dumbledore.
What kind of question can I ask here that will get a legitimate and satisfactory answer?
hahaha! that's a funny joke
>>917 haettest du es gerne hart und gemein tief im Hintern?
Jawohl, ich habe Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen!
Assuming one were inclined to research the topic in depth, what would the be the amount and/or quantity of planks, sawdust etc lumber material thrown by a member of species marmota monax, were said member able (and inclined!) to launch the stuff tree trunks are made of with wild abandon?
An article I found in a decades old issue of the Wall Street Journal reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that marmota monax could (and does) dislocate around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a member of the species do this with lumber, lumber precursors or lumber products, he would move an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.
Now will you please stop asking that question?
No.
Who is the Richest Man in Babylon?
Steve McQueen.
I'm searching for a symbol of benevolence and good fortune, can you help me out?
Look no further than Asia Carrera, the goddess of benevolence and Fortune.
Why did I order the limited first pressing of the Lucky Star 1 DVD?
You're a weeaboo.
Why didn't I know about this DVD?
Because Asia Carrera did not smile on you with the same good fortune she did on >>925.
Has she become a meme?
No, she's still a porn starlet.
Will the weather cool off anytime soon?
Yes, the next ice age should be just around the corner, with all this global wanging going on.
What tried-and-true home remedy should I subject my onychia to today?
Show it the Asia Carrera meme. If that doesn't work, introduce it to her actual movie heritage. I have no clue what an onychia is, but it will definitely work.
Who the hell is frigido nanoko?
Well, frigido means cold in a latin language. Nanoko, I don't know what it is.
My magic eightball is broken, what should I do?
Just another frozen maiden.
I was just over at the Wawa, and purchased a banana, and noticed that they had BARCODED the thing! In the supermarket, they are putting stickers on veggies and fruit. Why do easily recognizable items require labels?
No, this isn't 4chan's /b/.
Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Yes.
Why did the party van cross the road?
49 BC.
Why don't we just try to bash through them?
More acceptable than getting her a pink sock, at least.
How old is said sister?
Sixty-seven, an' a half.
Do >>990-998 consist solely of spam from someone trying for 999GET like in every legendary thread?
We shall never know, for this thread falls short of the "legendary" you would see us aspire to.
Why is replying out of order so common in this thread?
Its the product of our individualistic and assertive lifestyle. We are in control and we're only being nice enough to answer questions once in a while, shortly submitting ourselves to solve a task set by another and thus subjugating ourselves for that period.
Why is Israel not in the EU already?
Don't give them ideas... EU should stay with EU states.
Why is the "Tour de France" not all in France?
The borders changed after it started.
Why doesn't the Swedish Chef speak proper Swedish?
He-a duesn't? Thet's noo tu me-a. Børk, Børk, Børk.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
He ran out of coconuts
What is better than pina colada?
Planter's Punch.
Where can I get the world's best Banana Daiquiri?
17th Century France.
What exactly is the "purple stuff"?
Its what one of the Teletubbies was made out of
Why did fate allow me to see tubgirl?