<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
That was not a piggy bank, it was the newborn baby.
Also, that was not a quarter, it was a dime.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You've blown up your head.
How do I kill the mosquitos in my room? Mind bullets have proven ineffective so far.
I know a guy who pinned a fly to his desk with a safety pin, once. Might try that.
So, is Ruby the Next Big Thing, or a passing fad?
Ruby who?
The ruby that answers questions with statements.
Which Ruby is that?
The black one.
Should I snort Ruby, or rail it?
That made no sense to me at all. Besides, I like Ruby please dont snort.
Why was >>755 so goddamn boring that nobody answered?
Because we all watch him touch himself at night.
Why are >>755's curtains in such bad taste?
Oh, leave him alone. This isn't the insult thread, you know.
What's the best way to prevent motion sickness when playing Myst 3: Exile?
LSD. taken regularly, you will no longer witness motionsickness as it becomes part of your life.
utilitarianism is dead, isn't it? Or is it just that deontological moralistic theories are so much better?
There is very little evidence to suggest Utilitarianism ever lived, let alone died, and deontoligical moralistic philosophies require less effort on the half of the believer, thus appealing to the physically and intellectually lazy.
How long is it until America (as we know it) collapses entirely, taking the entire world into another great depression?
The United States of America (as we knew it) collapsed in 1963, and was quickly replaced by the Conglomerated Territories of Oceania.
Is there any hope in the Proles, or are they too occupied with Paris Hilton?
The proles in America? Probably not - they're too pampered and they've been raised to be accustomed to being spoon-fed. Proles elsewhere? If you whip them up a bit, then certainly.
What task shall I accomplish for DQN?
Firstly, I'd like you to properly define DQN.
So, how would you define DQN?
I can comment that you are a Panda, and that comment should serve as an example of what DQN is, for lack of a definition.
Should we talk about the proles, or rather refer to the general populace?
By referring to proles, we exclude party loyalists and ideologues, who are cognitively impaired and can not be trusted. Also, cocks.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
The willow tree.
What did you get for Christmas last year?
Money and an iPod.
Why do you hate America?
It killed my entire family and most of my friends. I joined the base and they gave me an AK47 to get revenge, it will be just like a Charles Bronson movie. Allahu Ackbar!
Why do you hate Azerbaijan?
They didn't get enough exposure to pandas as kids.
I think I'm a weeaboo. My ipod is full of Ayumi Hamasaki, the only DVDs I own are animated, I greet people with "ohayou~", I sign my name with katakana, and I haven't eaten anything with a fork in a month. What should I do?
Star in a Japanese hardcore adult film, where anything goes as long as genitals are censored.
What percentage of manga is not gay?
gay is culturally defined. we find manga gay, japanese do not. ergo japanese are totally gay and if you disagree you also are a rampant homosexual.
ground coffee beans or first flool coffee beans?
Loose-leaf tea.
How do I crack Sony's eBook DRM?
why don't you just buy hard copies?
Because I like to hack things because it makes up for other times in life when I had no power.
Is there a girl Goatse?
If Tubgirl doesn't count, I'm not sure there is.
Why do I like the Saint Seiya OP Pegasus Fantasy so much?
Also, >>774, YOU try carrying 20 hardcopy books in a pants pocket without even a significant bulge.
None whatsoever. This is DQN, after all.
Who put the RAM in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
horny sheepfucking hippies. noone would think of putting RAM into anything these days, its so outdated.
Is asia carrera the sexiest pornstar ever or what?
>>783 No. Too much makeup, silicone.
Where can I buy epoxy modeling putty cheap?
No need to buy, you can just milk it from Asia Carrera's boobs.
Why do so many people still believe in god(s) in this day and age?
Because of Asia Carrera, His most perfect and beautiful creation.
Is it true that "DQN" is Japanese for "J- J- JAM IT IN?"
120% true.
Why are you a panda?
Asia Carrera turned me into a panda. She said it was more DQN that way.
Is that really "120% true," or are you using hyperbole?
I don't know, I'm not >>787.
What do DQN want to be when they grow up?
Yes. It carried out and was W. And I gave it to Asia Carrera.
Did she like it?
She enjoyed the convenience of the carry out, but found the w to be a bit lacking.
What can we do to improve the w?
I don't know. We should ask Asia Carrera, as she is a Mensa member and therefore smarter than all of us.
Do you think Asia Carrera has the power of gay magic?
Nope.
How do I cure yellow fever?
They don't. You must have yellow fever.
Is Asia Carrera actually from Japan?
Etou
This is not an English word why did I say it?
Because you are hoping Asia Carrera will come over to your place and tell you all about her background.
Or is that really me?
No, that's the PCP talking.
WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BONG.
Was it Asia Carrera?
No such thing. You're just a megalomaniac panda, thinking everyone's fixated on you.
Why does Windows Vista suck such balls?
Microsoft ran out of cocks.
how do I shot web2.0?
I dunno, lol (Beta).
Why is there so little pornographic fanart of soap opera characters?
Soap Operas already are pornography, tailored for listless housewives.
What is the rest mass of a proton (in units of MeV/c^2)?
The proton has a mass in energy units of 938.256 MeV. I am not sure what you mean when you talk about dividing this by c squared. I asked Asia Carrera and she doesn't know either.
Should I ask a panda?
No, unless it is a gay panda with magical ability in his particular sphere of sexual conduct.
So tell me again, how do homosexuals breed? And no resorting to the staple answer this time.
Sporic meiosis.
Is it nobler in the mind to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?
one is not any more noble than the other.
If George Zimmer and Chuck Norris got into a fight, what woukd happen?
Chuck Norris would immediately present his anus for penetration, as he is a repressed homosexual. George Zimmer would tear him apart. I guarantee it.
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Chuck Norris would give George Zimmer a footjob by repeatedly roundhouse kicking Zimmer's huge penis.
Who's next in the Diesel-Norris line of succession?
Asia Carrera.
Did you suspect that was coming?
No, I was expecting a witty slowpoke comment.
I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
A date with Asia Carrera.
Which is more powerful? The Can o' Whoopass, or The Smackdown?
Asia Carrera.
In a world without Asia Carrera's loveliness, what would be the point of living?
Sticking it in Asia Carrera's pooper.
Is there anyone who doesn't love her?
Yes, David Gest.
Which country has a higher rate of sheep violations: Scotland or New Zealand?
In proportion to number of people, or to number of sheep? Because Scotland would win on the first, and NZ on the second.
How many roads must I walk down before I can slay this Asia Carrera meme? What if they're roads made of Gay Magic?
If you don't want to stick it in Asia Carrera's pooper, the gay magic has already done its work on you.
Who's on first?
Correct.
What's on second?
Yep.
And I don't know, who's on third?
No, I don't know.
Why are there so few good AMVs?
Because, http://4-ch.net/hobby/kareha.pl/1177528490/1
Should I be letting my child play with asbestos?
i thought i read somewhere it can be dangerouse sometimes
Asbestos is rumored to be toxic, so probably not.
Do you think more Asia Carrera references could make this thread awesome again?
No, and nor does Asia Carrera.
What is the best erogame currently on the market?
Any that has Asia Carrera in it.
Who's cuter, Asia Carrera or Teh Rei?
Asia Carrera, because she's both a real human being, and not a stupid 4chan catchphrase.
Where can I get a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?
Its rumoured that Asia Carrera is also a christian, so if you find her community, you might find a good deal indeed.
Why are there so few torrents of movies with Asia Carrera in it? After all she made approximately 200 of them. Must be something to do with good persecution of copyright violators?
Asia Carrera personally crushes any man or woman between her sexy thighs if she catches them pirating any films she stars, makes a minor appearance, or is briefly mentioned in.
Does this intrigue you?
It is an exciting prospect for sure!
Does it involve foreplay?
No.
Is it better to pursue a hobby that is practical as opposed to one that is isn't albeit more enlightening? If that makes sense.
It doesn't.
Where the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
To the kitchen.
Exactly where is the underworld, and how does one leave it?
It's under the world... you leave by climbing up.
I just tried to watch Memento, but the DVD kept skipping around 3/4 of the way through. Am I missing anything good?
I havent seen the movie and I feel just fine, so no.
who is Nicolas Sarkozy?
He's some French politician who wants to stick it in Asia Carrera's pooper.
What the fuck was that, Elwood?
Elwood: Spanish for "the blood-engorged penis"
This is not an English word why did you say it?
Asia Carrera compelled me to with the power of Gay Magic.
If they ever make the long-rumored live-action film of Neon Genesis Evangelion, do you think she'd be appropriate to play Misato Katsuragi?
No. She's part chinese anyhow.
Where does the atmosphere begin?
Roughly about where the near-vacuum stops.
Why can't I post questions in a vacuum?
Because you don't follow the Elitist Superstructure's standard guidelines for question asking threads.
Do you have any more obvious questions?
I don't know, perhaps you should consult a wiki... moron.
Do two wrongs make a right?
No, but three lefts do.
Do you want two CDs?
No, I do not.
Why isn't sexual fetishism listed as a disorder in the DSM?
My 401K is doing the job quite nicely, thanks.
What is it about a grilled bacon-wrapped boneless chicken breast that's so damn delicious?