4 + 4 = ?
Maybe a ball.
What's that bird whistling outside my window?
It's whistling "Who da man? WHO DA MAN? Oh Yeah! You Want Somma Dis!" to the bitches.
Why is it so fucking windy today?
Because the trees are sneezing a lot -- they're allergic to tree pollen.
Why do posts on DQN take so damn long to post these days?
Why do posts on DQN take so damn long to post these days?
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER (somewhere)!
All I know is that >255 is doing a damn good job of failing it.
Does the rain in Spain fall mostly on the plain? Or is that just bullshit?
>>257
The rain in spain mostly falls on muh dick
Has anyone ever visited trollz.com?
No
What will happen to junior once grandpa's thread v3 hits 1000?
He will wait for Grandpa v4 and post there.
What will Grandpa v3's final post be?
1000GET
When did you begin acting like this?
I was born with it.
Do they have "In Capitalistic USA..." jokes in Soviet Russia?
In Soviet Russia, "in capitalistic USA..." jokes have THEM!
What if there is no grandpa v4?
Oh, don't worry. Someone will restart it. Someone always does...
Why do jokes hang on so far past their Laugh At date on the internet anyway?
Because internet jokes are made from Velveeta, the Cheese that Would Not Die.
Do you think that Butterscotch, the Hasbro Robotic Pony will be the big hit this Christmas, and what's the best hack for its programming?
Not likely with a $300 price tag; best hack is to convert it into a vibrator.
Why does my coffee taste like crap when it's cold?
Much like sake, any coffee will taste decent when its hot - only high quality java is good cold.
Was the $50 I just spent on Kingdom Hearts II wasted?
Not if you're gay.
Who am us, anyway?
We are the DQN Theatre.
Why does a Digg page never complete loading in my browser? Is it because Web 2.0 is crap?
It's the Ultimate DQN: showing intelligence in a DQN forum!
What's the fastest way to earn a million bucks?
Rob a bank; it's also the fastest way to loose a million bucks!
Digg or /.?
Fark.
Will Microsoft manage to kill open source?
Hopefully.
Why is 4chan becoming less and less Japanese?
Because the mods are something awful.
Why is it that ebaumsworld is so superior?
Because http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com
Is it me or is http://www.wired.com getting worse and worse?
Wired's web design is just so 2000.
Which is more amusing: RAGEQUIT or RAGEJOIN?
RAGEQUIT
Why does >>276 think anyone cares about his crappy flash animation getting stolen?
that would be a girl.
Should I do eggs or pancakes for breakfast today?
Eggs. Make an egg sandwich!
VIP? or DQN? Is there a difference?
No. Both are equally a bunch of idiots, easily forgotten.
Should I up my ritalin to 20mg TID?
Not enough. Make It 50mg.
Is 4-ch really going to die?
4-ch is eternal moment, like tanasinn.
♪ Do you feeeeeeel like we do? ♪
Goodness, I hope so!
What song is this at http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=30171642 ...? It's been bothering me, and I can't rest until I find out!
The Magical 8Ball says "Ask Shii".
Can drama be converted into kinetic energy?
We'll find out in Three Weeks!
Porn?
Not on MY hard drive! Luckily, I have an ipod.
Why is anonymity used as an excuse to dodge responsibility?
It's addictive to talk shit w/out getting smacked down.
It snowed last night, isn't it supposed to be fucking spring yet??!?!?!?!?!?!?!???
It's like 80 degrees here, and the grass is coming back to life, so yes it's spring. Quit living in IglooTown.
Is 4-ch still up?
Like Johnny Wadd and his favorite fluffer!
Do you love Desiree Cousteau? She's MUCH cuter than Vanessa Del Rio.
lol
what?
Ahem. "Do you love Desiree Cousteau? She's MUCH cuter than Vanessa Del Rio."
Do you love Desiree Cousteau? She's MUCH cuter than Vanessa Del Rio.
Oh! I did hear you right the first time. Never heard of either.
Can anyone recommend a good hearing specialist?
Generally, you need to go through your primary physician and get a referrel who participates in your health plan.
Is socialized medicine/universal healthcare going to lead to less advanced care, but greater preventative care?
No, because I'll fight socialized medicine and other socialist nonsense tooth and nail.
What's that on your teeth?
Your wife's pubic hair.
Why does everybody always want to hit me?
You have >>296's wife's pubic hair in your teeth all the time.
Is there anything I can to do halp 4-ch?
Start a partition.
Do you smell that?
Yeah, but I'm not really sure what it is. Let's take a look around.
Why does Tony Danza still have a fucking talkshow? It's not because he's funny, so is it because he gives free jewlery to the entire audience?
Free Shiatsu!
Is it cruel to breed dogs that need sweaters for the cold weather?
Not really. Just stick sweaters on them when cold weather comes.
Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson?
Paris, of course. She has a hotel named after her, and not the other way around.
As long as we're on the subject, what has Tonya Harding been up to these days?
http://www.tonyaharding.org/ > Tonya Harding, former Olympic Skater turned Pro Boxer. Within these pages you will find a wealth of information.
Oh god, Why me?
Because you're the Chosen One.
Kathy Griffin or Sara Silverman?
Option 3: Put it in.
If you were up to your neck in shit, and someone threw a bucket of shit at your head, would you duck?
To the side, maybe.
Where the fuck did all my money go?
To the goddamn FUCKUPS at the goddamn IRS!
Who must I slay to get my money back???!!!
The goddamn FUCKUPS at the goddamn IRS!
Pumpkin or Raspberry-Rhubbarb?
Raspberry-Rhubbard, of course.
Would you fuck Brittney Spears?
Not if you paid me $100. (maybe for $1000)
Did you play Cave Story yet?
Yes.
Why is the world a cruel, unforgiving place?
Because you never got the secret ending.
How much longer will my cold last?
two years.
why is france such a violent place?
Don't know.
Do you?
It all started going downhill when the commoners seized power.
Is there a doctor in the audience?
I have a Ph.D in english from Oxford, if that helps at all.
Did you eat the ears or the tail of your chocolate bunny first?
I bit out its eyes while screaming "STOP LOOKING AT ME!"
Is Iowa a better place to live than Texas?
It slowly becomes one after you develop your 100 mile stare.
Who would you crawl 100 miles over broken glass for just to eat the corn out of their shit?
No.
Who came up with the "mittens" meme?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Not sure. I started the Post Happy Things thread. Someone else has the mittens fixation.
Should I just go back to bed?
No, you have work to do!
Where are my car keys?
They're in your jacket pocket, right where you left them.
Why isn't the L700 listening to TSM?
Answer hazy - ask again later.
What should I charge my neighbor for not fixing her computer?
Blowjob.
If the missiles were in the air and you had one hour to live with no consequences, what would you do?
Do a lot of coaine and LSD, rape as many people as posible, and jump off a very high building.
So is 4-ch getting free hosting now?
As soon as you jump off that building.
Who is this bloody man?
Not sure. The pile of shit next to him makes me want to say "Squwaks", though.
Does Gatorade go well in mixed drinks?
Normally, yes, but since you already pissed in the jug there's no reason to bother.
Will Mickey Mouse's copyright be extended 20 years again?
Of course, everyone knows Congresscritters can be bought!
If you stomp on a Japanese person's head, do they turn into yen?
Yes, but only coins, not banknotes.
How much longer before the aliens come for us?
ask suzumiya haruhi
I don't know, LOL
Is there anybody out there with the answer to how I can shot web? (spiderman doesn't know)
1) take gun
2) shoot web
3)????
>>334 You are the fourth child, who cannot even ask a question. and the one who does not know to ask is told, "It is because of what the Almighty did for me when I left Egypt."
Does anyone have a good recommendation for a laxative?
high-fructose corn syrup
Why are my clients such disorganized morons?
As a consultant, you bear the brunt of the responsibility. You should make them purchase some kind of CRM solution and then rack up many, many hours making it work for them. Failing that, make them buy Palms. Even if they don't use the daytimer functions, they'll at least be able to play games.
Why do we call them "Users"?
because 'clients' denotes equality and respect.
Why is becauseitswinter.com so awesomely popular?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Because everyone loves mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why does the government subsidize urban sprawl?
Because developers make substantial political contributions, and everyone would love to expand their tax base.
If we were going to form an all-male ballet troup with only internet celebrities, who would you like to be the primo ballerino and why?
I vote for doug, hes supposed to have the body of a little girl.
Whats your opinion on >>340's question?
I will judge no one on the basis of his sexual fetish, for mine is nearly as disgusting.
Is this really necessary?
This no, but that, oh yes!
How will be the weather this year?
it gone rain
How many times have I told you not to stick your tongue in outlets?
Not once. In fact, you have on several occasions encouraged me to do so, promising fabulous cash rewards.
Have you beaten >>208's sister yet?
No, she beats herself. AT PONG.
O RLY?
YA RLY
Where can get get some of your delicious bacon?
It's on sale at the meat shop down the road.
What's the best possible topping for pizza?
PUSH BUTAN. RESV BACON. ENJOY BACON
Why is there not enough sjis art in the new grandpa thread.