4 + 4 = ?
Because Furry Friday stole its thunder.
Why are In The Groove players so completely full of themselves?
I don't know what In The Groove is, but chances are they're fags.
Where did >>349's question mark go?
The World that Never Was.
How do I become 'hanyan'?
Just stare at Mizuki-sensei.
Was Chobits merely a piece of crap, or a stunningly subtle attack on moetaku culture?
Just a piece of crap.
How the fuck do people manage to watch anything on YouTube?
The thrill of thievery makes up for shitty quality, I suppose.
Why can't international companies offer their financial records in U.S. dollars along with their native currency?
Because the world doesn't revolve around the US, no matter what Dubya tells you.
What's the best papercraft you've ever seen?
Beavis and Butthead Do America toilet paper.
Is 4-ch REALLY like this?
Yes. This is its true nature.
Are you surprised?
That whole Rei thing is so 20th century...
What's the newest annoying internet fad?
Gundam SEED Destiny
How did I forget to put my question in the same post?
Defective educational system.
From what arcs of fire do armored wheel hubs and wheel guards protect?
The stresses involved in travelling through time.
How many countries is Bush going to nuke during his term?
The USA is the only country who's gonna end getting nuked because of Bush.
Why is the guy outside making so much noise with his music?
Because he really, really likes polka.
Should bad people who only ever say bad things be denied free speech?
If that were enacted, /b/ would cease to be. So yes.
Did'ja get that thing I sent ya?
Indeed I did. I found it quite droll, and with many novel applications!
Is it better to reach a good compromise, or hold out for what you really want, even if it will cause other difficulties?
The latter. There is no such thing as a good compromise.
What would the world look like today if the Axis powers had won WWII? More importantly, what would anime be like?
Adventures of Magical Hitler-chan.
Why can't I get a decent sandwich after midnight?
Because you should make your own sandwiches.
Do you paint, or are you a snapper?
I'm a ctrl-v'er.
What movie am I watching right this second?
I don't know the title, but there's a hairy man sticking his wee-wee in another hairy man's butthole.
Do you want to save money on Viagra?
Sure. Normally I wouldn't be interested, but if I'm saving money...
Where do mittens come from?
Mats.
Why isn't the coffee ready yet dammit?
Because you're a bit of a snob, and prefer to roast your own beans, then grind them by hand.
Given the choice between all of the so-called "energy drinks", which would you prefer?
Loli-Ade.
Why can't I stop posting on the internet and get a life?
Life is overrated.
What is Life?
Life is the name of the game.
Why isn't Bruce Forsyth dead yet?
My agents are losing their touch.
Where's the fucking mail?
You get NONE. Only awesome people get mail.
Why is >>377 using my nickname? Is anonymous truly THAT unforgiving?
It's simply great. I love it.
Want some of my Chinese food?
No thanks, gives me gas.
Did you vote for Pedro?
I voted for Pedo(bear).
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?
I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I don't speak ass.
Can Hulk Hogan be fossilized?
He'd turn into the Rock, so no.
Does masturbating to Morning Musume make me less of a man?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like knitten!
>>386 No, but it certainly diminishes the quality of man that you are.
Raziel is my favorite angel. Who is yours?
I've haven't seen the last 7 or 8 episodes, but so far Leliel is my favorite.
What? oh... I guess Asmodeus doesn't count... I'd have to agree with you on Raziel. Azael and Eblis have cool names though.
What question am I asking?
Yes.
Why doesn't Advent Children have a coherent plotline?
No.
Why is DQN so addictive?
Insufficient data for meaningful answer.
A/R/I/F?
I... don't know.
What do you think of the new fansub drama involving nanashi and leaked scripts?
I think it vaguely resembles a cheese sandwich.
But what KIND of cheese?
blue cheese
How do you make blue cheese?
With blue crayons.
Do you?
Yes, but only in designated areas, and I don't go swimming for an hour.
How do I won internets?
By beating the boss guy at the end.
Why hasn't the mail come?
Yes. (The answers can't ALL be sarcastic or negative.)
Who is Abraham Lincoln?
Muh dick.
Muh dick?
Please rephrase the question.
Is four sales in four hours good?
Depends on if you're selling cars or candybars.
Is covering 7 chapters worth of material in 3 hours a bit unrealistic?
It depends on the length of the chapters.
Is coming 4 times in 2 hours enough?
For a normal person, I guess.
How are you?
I'm getting the feeling that each new ansewr does a more inadequate job of solving it's question than the one before.
So I poured some vegtable oil into my eyes, and some of it managed to get into my nasal passages. Is there any danger in the situation described in the latter half of the compound sentence previous?
Well, a nice even coating will prevent you from pollen irritation, so I'd generally consider this to be a positive situation.
So, why exactly did you pour the vegetable oil into your eyes?
I lost a bet.
I just sold an item to somebody in Fukuoka. Can I start bragging to the ladies that my work is huge in Japan yet?
Hey, if I can call myself a novelist because I tried out NaNoWriMo once, you can call yourself whatever the hell you want.
Wii?
Wii not?
What is love?
(Baby don't hurt me.)
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and marks, any heart, not tough, or strong, enough to take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain love is like a cloud holds a lot of rain.
Who'll stop the rain?
Weatherbusters!
Who you gonna call?
844, to see what the weather will be for my fishing trip.
If Jesus is the fisher of men, doesn't that make him kind of gay?
It just proves that Jesus is completely unchristian.
When will the Servbots from Megaman Legends/Misadventures of Tron Bonne get their own series? They're the only interesting characters from those games.
Didn't they have a pocketstation minigame? Isn't that enough for you?!
Speaking of which, why is Namco vs Capcom still not translated?
Well, it's strange. Every time a team is formed to translate it, all the team members are mysteriously eaten by sharks. ~fin~
Would that be a good plot for a horror movie?
Well, its a 4chan meme, so it would there for be awful.
Whats you favorite flavor of dounut?
Cardboard.
Someone stole my sentences. Will you please get them back for me?
Hell no I won't. It's your own damn fault you lost them.
How do I doged Haduken?
by freeze framing
how do I shoot web?
Step 1: Go back to 4chan. Further instructions will be given upon your arrival.
Was I too hard on >>420?
No. You cannot mollycoddle those nancyboys.
How many were going to St. Yves?
Six. Exactly six.
I have way to much energy and I need to burn it off. What should I do? Tell me now!
Make this thread active again.
Infact, I think this can be a question you can answer. Do you?
Set yourself on fire.
What did God tell you?
Jesus returns tommorrow.
Are you going to ready for judgement day?
Yep. I've played through it in many RPGs already, so I should be fully prepared.
What is your favorite language?
English
Why are some people as stupid as they are?
I blame TV.
Why am I so tired today?
I blame internet.
Why am I here?
I blame God.
Why am I still up this late?
Because your waiting for a chance to do a Ｃ－Ｃ－Ｃ－Ｃｏｍｂｏ Ｂｒｅａｋｅｒ！
Who will be the next monar to get it's own thread on DQN?
Squeeks.
Why does "Internet Addicts" suck so much?
Because you don't appreciate the contribution that Something Awful made to the internet.
Do you think ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Post happy things! will sputer out before it reaches 1000? I mean, everyone used to think that the fat thread was the next big thing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like posting until 1000!
How much does it cost to get somebody killed around here?
( `∀´) Why don't you stop by my thread and ask?
( `∀´) Well, are you going to answer me?
I would say "No", but I am, so yes.
Who the fuck was >>436?
I've been every other poster in this thread for the last hour. Thats probably breaking some kind of rule, so I'll leave after this question.
Do you like horny bunnies?
Of course! What kind of question is that?
Why does 4chan's /b/ have so many Nazis on it?
lol internet
beast or furry?
cock
Is the end nigh?
Yes. The Squeeks thread is almost at 1000.
Who... is... Captain Obvious?
A very slow-witted individual, usually one who states the most obvious thing.
Who is the tripfag above this post?
That famous chinaman, Sum Dum Bum
Where is lolocaust?
lolocaust is on Sabbatical. We last saw him at the Walpurgisnacht Sabbat.
How many wiccans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Show your work.
Two, but they have to be really small wiccans. Fuck you, I did it in my head.
Should the new anonymous name on /dqn/ be "My Sentences"?
No. While "My Sentences" is indeed beautiful, "DQN Otoko" or some variation is much more fitting. But it still sucks.
Could you explain the first half of Eureka Seven 38 to me?
Stuff happens. Then everybody dies. Or not.
How many more drinks before I pass out in a pool of my own urine and vomit?
"I never made it without dying. Ask Mr. Owl."
"Mr. Owl, How many more drinks before I pass out in a pool of my own urine and vomit?"