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Why am I such a lightweight?
You need to WORK at vice. It wasn't meant to be easy.
What's your favorite joke?
Your mom.
Should Zacarias Moussaoui have gotten the death penalty?
He hasn't killed anybody.
Is hydrogen the future?
Hydrogen is the future and the past and the present. It's all over the fucking place, man.
Why is it that every time I go take a piss, I think I'm done, go back to my desk, sit down, and then a little more dribbles out?
Because you have urinary incontinence.
Why don't people buy energy efficient refrigerators, realizing that the money they'll save on electricity will quickly make up for the cost difference?
For the same reason that they buy cars that get them 2mpg, and then bitch about gas prices.
What was the kitten doing in the duel between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris?
Purring contentedly.
Why is it so cold out today, after being unbearably hot for weeks?
It's all the fault of the corporanazis and the nucleo-industrial deathglomerates.
If I give you some cheese, will you go away?
Depends.
Is it Gouda?
Nope. Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
If Mars is heating up at the same rate the Earth is, would it not follow that our current global warming trend is in fact the sun's fault?
No, its the pollution from those two rovers doing it. IT'S ALWAYS MAN'S FAULT!
Am I crazy?
You're as crazy as the pixie says you are.
What makes loli so very fappable?
Deep-seated insecurities, if not outright psychoses.
What are we going to do with all these pedos?
Kill them dispassionately, like one would destroy a termite nest.
Why does Amarillo have to be so crappy?
Because it's a city in Texas, where all things are big and suck a lot.
Has anyone else in the last 50 posts besides me actually bothered to read this from the beginning or do you have better things to do?
No, I was busy hitting >>208 's sister.
Will this hurry up so I can post my cleverly thought out 500 get or do I have to do 45 in a row?
You better not try it. I bet your 500get sucks.
When the lights go out and they play that funky music, what happens next?
Insert tab A into slot B
How much time is it going to take to pack up all this shit?
Way too long but less than you think.
Why did Haruhi hesitate in that corridor?
It's all an act. Part of being God is knowing that you are God.
How's the weather?
It's raining and I want to die
Why is that?
Because it's winter.
What's the most mysterious thing ever?
Why they ever thought inviting colbert was a good idea.
Democrat or republican?
I voted for Nader! I hate everyone!!
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
She's alive and well and living in a small commune outside of San Dimas, and occasionally bathes at the water park.
Is it more important to Be Excellent to Each Other, or to Party On, Dudes?
I think they're both important, so it's really hard to say.
What's the best party drug?
Ketamine. Nothing says 'party' like a bag of horse tranqs
Will they ever let me in that store again?
After the way you acted last time, with the ketchup going all over that dude's face, I'd say no.
oops, forgot question.
Daddy, why is the sky blue?
Ask your physics teacher about wavelength absorption.
Why does Yotsubato cheer me up every time I read it?
Because it's good to escape from the misery of your ruined life by reading the innocent antics of someone who has yet to permanently ruin theirs?
Is black all colors combined, or is that white?
Black is an absence of color, white is all colors combined, of course it matters if you are using rgb or cymk.
wtf does "lol u tk him 2 da bar|" mean?
It means moot didn't spend enough time on IRC to come up with a genuine chatspeak phrase.
r u mf?
No, I would be, except you stole my sentences.
Has Anonymous forgiven me yet?
Yes, my child. Go your way and sin no more.
Why were the catholics so pissed off about Mel Gipson's "Passion"?
Because it sucked harder than an altarboy after Mass is over
What unnamed horrors lurk in the deep?
You should not leave Grandma in the dark like that.
Who is r2_jane@yahoo.co.jp?
I dare not speak their names.
Is the universe truly as vast, cool and unsympathetic as I think it is?
Nope. THe universe is actually hot and passionate, though she'd probably never give you the time of day.
Are you a god?
Ummm... yes.
Why is it we shouldn't cross the streams again?
We were all gods once, we just forgot about it for the sake of playing a detective game.
Any girl here?
>>492 Add 50ml of that beaker next to you.
Will we make it to 1000?
Yes. On the other hand, possibly no.
Why did the Pokemon TV show turn Ash into a Pikachu at the end of one episode just to change him back at the beginning of the next? Didn't they realize how much cooler it would've been to LEAVE him that way?
(Alt: WHY am I asking a Pokemon question in the first place?)
Because if Ash was a pikachu there waould have been no way to subliminially influence kids with the gay Ash-Pikachu relationship.
Alt answer: Because you watched too much pokemon and were turned gay.
If you could kill your father and marry your mother without any legal problems, would you?
No, Freud already leaves threatening letters on my doorstop.
Should the playa be hated upon, or is it perhaps the game that should be the true target of one's haterizing?
If you don't have enough hate to spare enough for both the player and the game, you need to GTFO!
Can I get a threadstop?
Not until 501.
Will the 500get be funny at all?
Not sure.
Shall we find out?
（ ｀ハ´） No.
（ ｀ハ´） Are you done with your drinks?
Needs more ascii.
Isn't it ironic that an OS built for text processing fails it at mona font?
As I see it, it's more pitiful than ironic.
I'm having some real problems. the Sun Sparc binary for Helix player won't play AVI files. Short of a snide anti-solaris message, does anyone know of a decent solution for media watching for my Ultra5?
I'd recommend vlc but I haven't touched a sun machine in ages.
How much longer will it take IIChan to return online?
Two weeks!
What's it like behind a rainbow?
Sunny, happy and gay.
How do I get the mildew out of the corners of my bathtub where an old toothbrush doesn't really reach?
Spray some bleach, I'd say. Just a little bit mixed with water should do it.
Is converting my mp3 files to Flac a waste of space, despite the obvious advantages of a music collection in a single format?
Pointless waste. You can't get what you take out back.
How much free HD space do you currently have?
About 250GB.
Where can I get a node list for Share?
http://www.google.com/search?q=share+node&btnG=Google+Search looks promising...
are there any share clients other than the official windows-only one?
Yes.
Did Gummo Marx have acting talent, or was he just there to fill in a space during the Vaudeville era?
Gummo marx was the jason priestly of his time
Was clara bow the britany spears of her age?
I don't know, but her Wikipedia photo sure creeps me out.
Why can so few people spell "Britney Spears" right? And even fewer "aluminium"?
I don't know about Britney Spears, but "aluminum" is the American spelling. It's pronounced that way here, too -- the second i is simply absent.
Why are water chestnuts so good in recipes, even though on their own they taste like wet shoe?
They harken back to the times when people were poor enough to resort to shoe cuisine. As living standards improved, people didn't want to abandon the recipes that made foodwear so delicious, and so they simply replaced the central ingredient with water chestnuts.
Since this is not the Usenet Oracle, I keep wondering about the ligneous output of wood-chuckable woodchucks ...
"ZOT!"
How many running jokes does it take to stage a humor relay race?
That's not a question.
Do you KNOW about the ligneous output of wood-chuckable woodchucks?
'fraid I don't, sorry.
Where are the Wild Things these days?
Jisakujiening over in /love/.
Is it possible to find a function f(q) which tends to 0 as q increases without limit, such that the inequality |qx - p| < f(q) has infinitely many integral solutions p, q?
My name is Squeeks.
What is your name?
>>519 Hmmm, I'd ask Google Math.
Is the default name "My Name is Squeeks" a form of bragging, or is it merely resignation to the fact that Squeeks has passed into internet legend status, like Shii and WT Snacks?
It's the Mark of the Moron.
Where is the democratic vote for a change of default name?
It will never exist as long as people like you think they have some kind of entitlement to representation on another person's server.
Is a Baby Ruth nothing more than a chocolate covered Payday?
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>>523 Yes. That IS the case. A Baby Ruth IS nothing more than a chocolate covered PayDay Nut Roll.
Do you feel cheated?
In more ways than I can count.
Why is that girl smacking the little guy with a ladle?
There's no meaning other than VIPPERS thinking it's cute.
Who called the VIPPERS here?
The girl is News4VIP and the little guy is /dqn/. Or the other way around. However, the ladle is the most significant symbol in that Shift-JIS image!
Why is she smacking the little guy with a ladle?
He said a naughty word four times in a row.
Is it a sweet hurt?
Yes. Blueberry flavored, too!
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?
No. I don’t like the Communist Party, Mrs. Eldredge.
Have you at any time ever ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in the persecution of any person because of race, religion, national origin, or political opinion?
Yes or no.
Is there a Ford in your future?
Not until gas prices drop below $2/gallon
What color are your mittens?
Black as my tortured soul.
What should I have for breakfast today?
Spicy Udon with corn and an egg cracked into it.
What tastes better, Aspertame, saccharin, or cyclamates?
The blood of a freshly killed virgin.
Is "pronto" a real word?
No, it's the name of faithless indian sidekick from the gay porn film "The Prone Ranger".
If we were going to remake "Deep Throat", where should we place Linda Lovelace's 'anatomical displacement'?
I don't know.
Why are Sun Chips so much better than potato chips?
They make you fatter.
Anyone wanna share imageboard links?
http://wakachan.org
All the image boards in the world, and now without iichan cruft.
What cruft force is YOUR computer?
hp 3.4ghz dual, 17inch WIDESCREEN, 1 gb, 150 gb, has as much power as a desktop and is almost as big.
How do you carry your laptop?
On a gold chain around my neck. I'm the King of Bling.
What is the best band ever?
The one you get after your CP thread has graced 4chan /b/ for almost an hour.
Is it going to rain today?
Yes, and it's a good thing. We've been needing it.
Is Lordi the next ABBA?
Björn Again is the next ABBA.
Do you feel Voltaire was right in saying "Anything too stupid to be said is sung"?