4 + 4 = ?
Yes, I always love salmonilla with my monosodium glutamate.
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Why?
Why, Indeed? Why is such a basic question, that all I can really do is say "Because I'm the Daddy, that's why."
Should I go with Makita, DeWalt, or Milwaukee?
DeWalt brand condoms: for all your screwing needs.
GOD DAMNIT WHAT TYPE OF TREE AND WHY??!?!?!
I hate the tree question, so I'm not answering it.
What's with the fucking tree question anyway?
GOD DAMNIT WHAT TYPE OF TREE AND WHY??!?!?!
I just ejaculated and almost nothing but gummy seamen came out, no other type of ejaculate. Should I be worried?
>>654
No, fapping more than 3 or 4 times a day tends to alter the semen chemistry. Also, fapping after not fapping for a week tends to produce a wicked wad of jizz.
If I shit out butt pee 3 times in one day, should I be worried?
No, Junior. It's perfectly natural.
What is your favorite non-cola carbonated beverage?
7-up, it's the un-cola
When was the last time that the real squeeks posted on DQN?
I'll take "never" for 1000, Alex.
Hey, can you pass me some of that?
No, because I have no arms.
This is a funny neuronet is it not?
It depends. How much do you like Seinfeld?
Does the magic 8-ball REALLY know what it's talking about?
Ask again later.
What manner of unholy evil will 666GET be?
VIPからきますた。
What song am I listening to right now?
"Superman" by Five For Fighting.
Be honest. If you could have sex with Squeeks, would you? I'LL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING.
Alright, alright, I'm lying!
oh my god, I am sooo stoned right now. You know what I mean?
Duuude, do I ever!
Are you a SATAN-WORSHIPPING SATANIST OF SATAN?
HELLS NO!
Do you like cheese with your wine?
I prefer a nice porter.
Have you heard that Beer might have been the driving force in the development of civiliations?
Yes I have.
Do you agree that that's bullshit, as everyone knows sex was the driving force?
No I don't agree. Perhaos living in Australia has tinted my view on the matter though.
You heard me before, yet you hear me again, then I die, 'til you call me again.
What am I?
Squeeks
How's your stomach feeling?
It's O.K., I had a stomach ache yesterday, but now everything is fine.
Which is the most important challenge that civilization must face: global warming, obesity, or terrorism?
Alien invasion.
What is Tim's favorite flavor sauce?
Blair's 16 Million Reserve.
Are you made of metal?
No.
Saaya Irie is illegal?
Very.
How do you shot websites?
Distributed denial of service attacks.
What port do I input my penis into on my girlfriend? Keep in mind I am not running in protected mode.
Her pooper
? = 42
42
Who is John Galt (and why should we care)?
Some loser, and we shouldn't.
Don't you hate it when you write a witty answer to the question above you, but then some idiot comes along and preempts you with an unfunny, obvious answer?
lol what
Who is going to author the Squeeks article on wikipedia?
I think http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Neutrality volunteers to write it.
How do you know that the square root of 2 is an irrational number?
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THE SQUARE-ROOT OF SEVEN IS!? What are you, racist?
What song will people remember from us 100 years from now?
By the way, >>669: An echo.
All Alone for Christmas (as usual)
Will people still turn the gun on themselves 100 years from now?
Probably, but the guns will be much shinier and far more lethal.
I just found a piece of paper while cleaning. It said, in my handwriting, "SIB! DOSIIIB GSIB". What does that mean?
I think it means that death is imminent for you.
If you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
I wouldn't have pulled the sword out of that goddamn stone.
What do you think of insects?
I think it's lots of fun (I'm assuming that was a typo and you meant "incest").
Why does that temperature scale that starts with a C have two names?
It doesn't, you're just a dumbshit.
What's the best thing George Lucas could do RIGHT NOW to make the world a better place?
give me his fortune
why won't he do that?
Because he's under the influence of the evil jar-jar binks
What's ten times as good as a 69?
under the moon loli to issho
bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?
What's the magic word?
Why don't people ask more nicely these days? What happened to good old-fashioned manners?
Fuck do I know? Piss off.
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Zlotenmeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das oder die Flippenwaldt gersput!
Can anyone translate that back into English?
((/ デ.ㄟ) Anglisch ist nicht dien only languagech inst der verld!!!
((/ デ.ㄟ) I forgot my question
((/ デ.ㄟ) why is it that everyone feels deep, passionate and unending hatred for me?
Because you're an asshole.
Why is it that elitist anonymouses rule the world and discriminate against us tripfags?
because the elitist superstructure is anonymous, and never forgives!
is the anonymous system used at 420chan's /b/ anonymous, or tripfaggy?
Yes.
Will anyone over at Love & Romance live happily ever after?
No one is immortal.
Or are they?
You're not cleared for that.
Am I a cop, you idiot?
Stop it.
Who told you you could eat my cookies?
The cop did.
If I was to sing that long song, how long will it take?
IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 HOURS TO SING THAT LONG LOVE SONG.
Have you ever screwed up a deltree command?
No, I use a real operating system, therefore I screw up rm -rf commands instead.
Why is >>704 still using Windows 98?
Because $300 is a lot of money.
What do you think of the new Slashdot look?
It's much cleaner, but I hate the font.
Should I quit caffeine again?
Why bother? You're just gonna get hooked again and you know it.
Who the hell actually BUYS Windows?
((/ デ.ㄟ) People who are too lazy to cut themselves.
((/ デ.ㄟ) Why can I never find true happiness?
Because you're bleeding and your eyes are closed. Work on that.
Why is Sony alienating its video game fanbase?
I guess because Nintendo alienated theirs, thus starting a trend.
What did Sony do, anyway?
Because its' video game fanbase only makes up 10% of sony's overall revenue stream.
Do you like golden showers?
No, but I watch the Silver Screen.
Are we truly in the Kali Yuga?
More like Dvapara Yuga.
Where are the secret headquarters of the elitist superstructure?
Have you considered joining the elitist superstructure?
I'm too good for any elitist superstructure that would accept me.
Where's those titties I like so well, and my goddamn beer?
Look in a mirror, and in the fridge.
Is it 662006 yet?
No, it's 946621993, why do you ask?
shit i just remembered 90210 for some reason
>>719 was too stupid to ask a question, so I'll ask one for him:
What was the best thing to come out of the 90's?
The beginning of the '00s.
Will the gay marriage amendment pass?
No, not a chance, but some senators will go on record as either supporting or opposing a wedge issue that is important to a powerful, vocal minority that tends to vote as a block.
How long will it be before my ears stop ringing?
About an hour or so, depending on how long you were in the bin and how hard it was being hit?
By the way, what were you doing in there in the first place?
06-06-06
Didn't I tell you I was hardcore?
Kill the hungry.
How do we bring about world peace?
First, we kill everyone who isn't hungry. Then, we solve world hunger.
Why are realdolls so expensive?
Three holes, no waiting.
Why don't I ever see happy-go-lucky feminists?
Cause they want more power. Even cutting off a mans penis is considered funny these days. Imagine showing cutting a womans breasts as a joke.
You you read the politically corrected news of BBC?
Because Nicolas Cage is busy right now.
Was Sarah Cloise the devil?
Strangely enough, the devil is actually an assistant HR manager at Vanguard. Catbert is loosely based on his actions.
What arts project can I do with all these little paper umbrellas?
A paper umbrella replica of the flying castle laputa.
Why does my BIOS go beeeep-bepbep-bebebebebebebep... when I try to boot?
It's not an APPLE!
Osaka > *, true or false?
DOUBLE TRUE.
If you found a one-way ticket to Loli Planet in your pocket, would you go?
Only if it's under the moon.
Why is 4chan down?
moot is off to sweden to have surgery to correct his gender dysphoria.
Have you considered http://wakachan.org for your image jonesing?
LOL No.
How many losers lurk on this site?
Only one, and his name is ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃!
Have your turned in your informational card yet? We ask so we can send you information about the Group. You DO want information about the Group, don't you? The Group is good.
It's 1993 not nineteen eighty-four. Leave me alone.
Is it wrong if I masturbate to children but they never know? Sure there's some faux violation occuring but they should be flattered, know what I'm sayin'?
It's between you and the Lord. And the FBI agent reading this post.
Is emo the new grunge?
Emo is the new 1980s.
I'd like to hack the server. Do you know any Gameshark codes for this?
Try dlh.net, it's never failed me.
Is the best pronunciation for "the 00s" "the Naughties"?
I was told that it's the "Nothings", but I've been lied to before.
Do you feel that the best way to protect marriage is by forbidding homosexuals to marry, or to ban divorce?
What's there to "protect"? Marriage is a contract. It's a agreement between two people to behave in a certain way. Introducing unnecessary societal restraints in an agreement between two people is gonna create havoc and frustrations. Leave it alone, I'd say.
How do I change the ugly new Slashdot font back to the previous one?
Greasemonkey.
Why would >>745 want to go to that website anyway?
He was banned from Fark.
What is nougat made of?
Oh My God, It's Full Of Stars!
So, was coming down from the trees a bad idea?
there are like 3 people posting in this thread.