orz if you plz

>>956
Sorry for kame-resu but thank you very much for this!! I find it very interesting. I'd type back in Japanese but this lousy computer doesn't have an IME

I think it was more than helpful enough.

>>963

It's datte iru. Not one word. Two words. datte means like "even" (as in "there even are girls on 4ch!") and iru means "is/are", used for animate objects like humans. so your sentence means "Even such unlucky people exist!" or something like that.

>>964
Thanks for your help. :D

売ってたっけん　←−Can someone explain what this means?

>>963
there is even someone with this level of serious misfortune.

こんなんじゃだめ？

>>966
means "it is sold there" but けん
is, I guess, a dialect from Kyushu area.

>>968
Thanks. :D

What's "phucking Jason Bourne kicks ass" in Japo?

>>971
我怎麼說緊密您愚笨的嘴用英語?

>>972-> Shut your fucking English speaking gob.

I've seen the expression 「気になる」around. What does it mean?

>>974

ki ni naru = "I'm curious about ________" or "_______ piqued my interest" basically you want to know more about it.

>>972
这里是讲日本语的板。不是用来讲华语。

やらしたんじゃない！←−Can someone tell me what this means?

私をマワせて。。。
Is that something like "I am made(caused) to turn and..."？

>>976
You made (me/her/him/them) do it!

>>977
No, that would be まわらされる. A context might help.

>>978
Thanks. :D

Context is NSFW:　http://tokorodokoro.com/06.jpg
Bottom left hand corner.

>>979
You could pass me around.

>>980
Thanks. :D

それ、幼馴染が恥ずかしそうにする感じで頼む

翻訳して

>>981
That means grouprape, the kanji is "輪姦"せて.

>>983
Check the context again.

what is fuckwit in japanese?

I agree with >>983.
That sentence means:
You successfully gang-raped me and Miyu, and you're satisfied, aren't you?

What means the sound effect 「ぽあー」 when it's put near a face?
Surprise? Blush?

And 「ポン...｝?
Surprise? Shock?

ぽあー is a coined onomatopoeia so I can't tell for certain, but I think it's same as ぽけー or ぼけー.
Gawking, spaced-out,dazed, vacant mind, brainles, or like those.

ポン is the equivalent for "phut" or the sound effect for popping up. It shows someone hitting on a idea when it's used with an electric bulb figure.

>>988 Thanks.

>>988
How about ピンポン? As far as I can tell, it's probably something like "Bing! Correct answer!", but I'm not sure.

>>990 Something like that, yes. It's like, Ding Dong, or along the lines of a ringing bell.

ピンポン is the typical sound effect used in TV quiz show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-1KYL3xn0k&mode=related&search=
The SE at 2:44 is ピンポン.

The opposite term is ブー.
Check 3:55 of that youtube movie.

>>991
>>992
Thank you both.

The perhaps unexpected twist is that I haven't read it, I've heard it (in speech). So I already know what is sounds like. :-)

The meaning of "顎しゃくり" is eluding me. An hour of Google didn't really help me figure out what it means, though I suspect it isn't pleasant... help please? orz

995 GET !

>>994
Literally, "ladling with chin"

1. A turned-up chin.
2. To point to something with one's chin. To nod over at something.
3. To grasp someone's chin up. Evil bosses often do that when they threaten captive beauties.

埋め

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